The Pillow Fort

[Euclid]

A newcomer. Welcome to the fort.

[Derpestein]

FORT FORT FORT-

*aliens come*

HOLD THE FORT MEN.

[Euclid]

*flips a table*

[Derpestein]

Euclid said
*flips a table*

*the table hits the fort*

TRAITOR

[Roose Hurro]

phantori said
*gets hit with another pillow and sits up, throws the pillow back at Roose[, breaking the sound barrier, and goes back to sleep*

{ROOSE CATCHES... DUNKS... SCORES!}

What? You thought... just because I'm an alien furry critter... I can't jump?

[Euclid]

Derpestein said
*the table hits the fort*TRAITOR

It's my fort! I can do whate--

*flips the fort*

[Derpestein]

Euclid said
It's my fort! I can do whate--*flips the fort*

WAT.

*Flips it back*

[Roose Hurro]

{FALLS DOWN, DOES NOT GO BOOOOM!}

Hrrrr... was that really necessary?

{EARS GO DOWN AND BACK...}

Now you do indeed owe me a cup of coffee, if not a full breakfast...

{LIFTS LEG...}

So, what will it be? Coffee, breakfast... or pee?

[Kraft]

Oh, wow, a fort of pillows, this is pretty impres- *A sudden avalanche of pillows buries Kraft in a soft cushioned grave of relaxation and dreams*

[Euclid]

Roose Hurro said
{FALLS DOWN, DOES GO }Hrrrr... was that really necessary?{EARS GO DOWN AND BACK...}Now you do indeed owe me a cup of coffee, if not a full breakfast...{LIFTS LEG...}So, what will it be? Coffee, breakfast... or pee?

The sun. *prepares his nudging elbow*

[Derpestein]

Kraft said
Oh, wow, a fort of pillows, this is pretty impres- *A sudden avalanche of pillows buries Kraft in a soft cushioned grave of relaxation and dreams*

*Derp waves*

Goodbye!

[Roose Hurro]

{LOWERS LEG, SULKS...}

Be grateful I'm not a bed wetter...

{GOES IN SEARCH OF BREAKFAST, WITH COFFEE...}

[Euclid]

*remains triumphant, as expected*

[Roose Hurro]

Euclid said
*remains triumphant, as expected*

Remember: "Pride cometh before the fall."

[Euclid]

Roose Hurro said
Remember: "Pride cometh before the fall."

And bacon comes before eggs. *goes to cook some bacon*

[Roose Hurro]

Euclid said
And bacon comes before eggs. *goes to cook some bacon*

{SNEEKS UP ON EUCLID, DROOLS ON SHOULDER...}

About time you fixed me breakfast!

{DANGLES SOME GREEN ONIONS IN EUCLID'S FACE...}

I like my eggs scrambled...

[Euclid]

*scrambles up some eggs with some green onions*

Might as well be hospitable. Don't take it for granted.

[Roose Hurro]

Euclid said
*scrambles up some eggs with some green onions*Might as well be hospitable. Don't take it for granted.

{TOOTHY GRIN...}

I'll leave you something in my will... perhaps my grooming kit. You have a serious case of pillow hair...

[Euclid]

But I like having pillow hair.

[Roose Hurro]

Euclid said
But I like having pillow hair.

Trust me...

{LOOKS AROUND TO SEE IF ANY LADIES ARE PRESENT,,, DISPLAYS STUBBY (yet flashy) WINGS}

Without a pair of these, all you have to attract females is your head fur... you do want a girlfriend, don't you?

{TURNS A CRITICAL EYE ON THE EGGS, TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE NOT OVERDONE...}