Spam Story Game

[Robeatics]

I just remembered that Spam can host games and stuff. So! Time for a little collaborative story. Fairly straightforward, just continue the thought/sentence/action that is written by the previous post until we have a fun/shitty little story. Or until people stop replying and I delete it from my subs after a week of futile checking. Replies can only be about a line long, get as weird as you want as long as it lines up with the previous sentence.

Once upon a time, there was a woman named...

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Harry Nuggets and she loved too...

[Robeatics]

...eat chicken nuggets. She was under arrest for...

[BrobyDDark]

Dying to death and also eating nuggets.

[Robeatics]

Harry was a ghost who just loved herself some nuggets. Her cellmate was named...

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Long Rod Vanhugendong and He made...

[Robeatics]

...a million dollars off of selling drugs. He offered...

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...Harry some good weed but she had too...

[Robeatics]

...break him out of jail. But all Harry had was...

[Aragorn]

...a cactus so...

[Skepic]

she used the cactus to distract the guards while Rod quickly made his way through the secret tunnel they had been digging for the past four years in prison together. If anything, this has had become more than simply acquiring some high quality cannabis. It had become a journey that created a bond between Harry and Rod, a friendship that could not be broken. The Guard, curious of the random cactus in the hall, walked over to inspect it, the two cell mates made their escape into freedom. Once they made into the nearby forest, the laughed and yelled as they ran, overcome by the feeling of salvation and freedom.

"We must part ways now Harry, here is the key to the greatest pot in the world."

"Thank you my friend, perhaps we shall meet again.... in another life maybe?"

"Perhaps...."

With that, Rod disappeared into the distance. Harry took the key and....

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...Totally found the pot stash, and smoked every toke...

[Vordak]

...until she threw up a horribly mulitated fetus, which in its last dying moments told her that the key to...

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...Universe was in the cactus she left back in prison....

[Robeatics]

...and that she had to use her totally still existent ghost powers to retreive the cactus. But...

[Robeatics]

(Double)

[Skepic]

...it costed her a nipple and a toe nail of her choosing. She chose her....

[Robeatics]

...left pinkie toenail, and left the two items on the ground in the forest in order to...

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...Enter the matrix where she...

[Skepic]

....needed guns, lots of guns, so she...