[OOC] Monsters Hotel

[ReaptheMusic]

I shall post soon ouo

[akje]

Gotto admit, didn't see that coming

[oakman]

Haha that was something, I will post in a couple hours.

[oakman]

2 upcoming subplots,

- Raiding the nearby town of Selica for meat and blood and souls for the Hotel storage.

- The imminent arrival of the squad. (the fucking Spanish inquisition, well sorta)

[Earnest Evans]

2 upcoming subplots,

- Raiding the nearby town of Selica for meat and blood and souls for the Hotel storage.

- The imminent arrival of the squad. (the fucking Spanish inquisition, well sorta)

@oakman

Question #1: Why do the guests have to raid villages for food?

Question #2: Why doesn't the hotel get shipments of this stuff so we don't have to wage warfare just to feed the guests? The only reason Laputa got away with this shit is because they solely targeted a medieval society and traveled well above any defenses.

[ReaptheMusic]

Oakman

when the 'Fuckmothering Spanish Inquisition' arrives I expect nothing less than Ginyu Force introductions.

I mean it.

[MonsieurShade]

Oakman

when the 'Fuckmothering Spanish Inquisition' arrives I expect nothing less than Ginyu Force introductions.

I mean it.

@ReaptheMusic

I do not know the names of the Inquisitors, however for the sake of making this work I shall make up some because I desperately want to envision this. *ahem*

"Cortez!" *Four Trumpet bugles*
"Enrique!" *guitar strum*
"Alejandro!" *maraca shake*

"And together we are!" *they assume some insane pose*

(in unison) "THE INQUISITORS SQUAD! HERETICS AND DEMONS BEWARE!!" *Casanet claps as fucking doves fly out of nowhere*

[ReaptheMusic]

Just because I felt like it, I found some pics of charries that don't have pics. This is kinda how I interpret them

Lord De Gravee

I love saying his name out loud. It's just so fun and makes you feel so sophisticated tbh

Alcaeus

Normal:

Transformed which is nothing like it says in his description but its the only thing i know of that has many arms and it looks badass

Asura from Asura's Wrath is literally the only cool thing i know of with super arms.

Snazzy

Okay maybe not so imaginative but it hits the personality well.
BONUS:

Djed

High fashion.

[ReaptheMusic]

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I do not know the names of the Inquisitors, however for the sake of making this work I shall make up some because I desperately want to envision this. *ahem*

"Cortez!" *Four Trumpet bugles*
"Enrique!" *guitar strum*
"Alejandro!" *maraca shake*

"And together we are!" *they assume some insane pose*

(in unison) "THE INQUISITORS SQUAD! HERETICS AND DEMONS BEWARE!!" *Casanet claps as fucking doves fly out of nowhere*

@MonsieurShade

Yes.

YES

YES

[MonsieurShade]

I've no idea why, but I keep envisioning Snazzy with a head looking like one of those sugar skulls you see during the Day of the Dead festivals.

[ReaptheMusic]

I've no idea why, but I keep envisioning Snazzy with a head looking like one of those sugar skulls you see during the Day of the Dead festivals.

@MonsieurShade

OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH I DIG THIS

SUGARSKULLSSSSS

[Horrid]

@ReaptheMusic
This is more like what I was thinking for Alcaeus' normal appearance, but Asura is exactly what I pictured for the transformed state.

Alcaeus Normal

[ReaptheMusic]

@HorridOh no he's hot O_O

[oakman]

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Question #1: Why do the guests have to raid villages for food?

Question #2: Why doesn't the hotel get shipments of this stuff so we don't have to wage warfare just to feed the guests? The only reason Laputa got away with this shit is because they solely targeted a medieval society and traveled well above any defenses.

@Earnest Evans

1- Guests don't raid villages. It is just the Lord that raids a village every year with a few guests, call it a lust for hunting, something monsters do duh.

2- The Lord will break the 4th wall again and answer you, "You kidding? I am the Lord of all the supernatural beasts of Europe, I don't just order a ton of human flesh and spleen. Lords hunt. Hunted flesh tastes better, I am starting to question your motives."

[oakman]

@MonsieurShade Was thinking something close to that, if I don't end up with a good write up on the squad I might pass the task to you to take control of them, will let you know.

[Earnest Evans]

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1- Guests don't raid villages. It is just the Lord that raids a village every year with a few guests, call it a lust for hunting, something monsters do duh.

2- The Lord will break the 4th wall again and answer you, "You kidding? I am the Lord of all the supernatural beasts of Europe, I don't just order a ton of human flesh and spleen. Lords hunt. Hunted flesh tastes better, I am starting to question your motives."

@oakman

So there's no explanation for this beyond "The Lord has colossally poor judgement and likes waging war for funzies, gleefully ignorant of his subject's desire to stay out of the fire"?

[akje]

I had a more classical view of Snazzy.
Like the Curse specter from Oglaf.


note: most of the rest of that website is very NSFW, as in, pictures of dongs and other fleshy bits related to those.

[KawaiiOshiri]

Can i join

[akje]

There should still be plenty of room.
You need a welcome from Oakman, but you can go ahead and post a CS.

[KawaiiOshiri]

Ok i posted :)