Fictional Dating Service Game

[Enarr]

Pssshh. Just his way of expressing his jealousy and angst he doesn't quialify. The meaner he is, the more he secretly likes you.

[BrobyDDark]

Pssshh. Just his way of expressing his jealousy and angst he doesn't quialify. The meaner he is, the more he secretly likes you.

@Nightrunner

Thats a fucking dumb theory. Can't I just, ya know, hate like any normal human being or does there always have to be this deep meaning behind it?

[Revans Exile]

Name: Monty (not me real name)
Age: 30 something
Interests: intelligence, decent appearance, video gamer, has a job, doesn't play those stupid relationship games (i.e. expecting me to be a mind reader), my 3 black cats approval, Christian, conservative
Seeking: woman (preferably of extraterrestrial origin)
Turn-Offs: stupid, liberal, socialism, voted for a Democrat even once, has a large dog or a small yappy dog, social media obsession, spends excessive amounts of money on clothing & shoes just to stay fashionable, obsession with her vanity/body image, enjoys Abrams' Star Trek, Yankee (people who live in north eastern USA), watches sports

[Marik]

Name: Monty (not me real name)
Age: 30 something
Interests: intelligence, decent appearance, video gamer, has a job, doesn't play those stupid relationship games (i.e. expecting me to be a mind reader), my 3 black cats approval, Christian, conservative
Seeking: woman (preferably of extraterrestrial origin)
Turn-Offs: stupid, liberal, socialism, voted for a Democrat even once, has a large dog or a small yappy dog, social media obsession, spends excessive amounts of money on clothing & shoes just to stay fashionable, obsession with her vanity/body image, enjoys Abrams' Star Trek, Yankee (people who live in north eastern USA), watches sports

@Revans Exile

This is it guys, we've done it. Everyone can stop posting now, this is the best one by far. Clearly the character this man is portraying is the epitome of shit posting, combining overall unlikableness with the edge of current event shittery.

[Dirty Dan]

Name: genny
Age: 45
Interests: milk
Seeking: milk
Turn-Offs: skim milk, that fake trans-fat shit.

[Larfleeze]

Name: Larfleeze Orangina
Age: 4
Interests: Larfleeze, Diamonds(preferably fresh ones), Larfleeze
Seeking: Larfleeze
Turn-Offs: Larfreeze, Larfleeze

[Mr_pink]

Name: Mr. Pink
Age: STEVE BUSCEMI
Interests: BEING PROFESSIONAL
Seeking: PROFESSIONALS
Turn-Offs: WHEN IM THE ONLY ONE ACTING LIKE A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL