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Spencer was in the front of a large jeep enough to fit 10 people. His foot was pressing down on the accelerator, and he was grinning at the insane speed he was going at. "Ok, my little humans!" He yelled to the back. "We should reach camp in about 10 minutes! Try and survive my epic driving skills for that long!" His glasses seemed to be firmly pressed against his nose, and his intelligent yellow eyes glowed with joy behind them.
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He held on, the rough driving skills Spencer was known for always rocked his stomach, which was surprising for someone who once made a career by leaping from planes into war-zones. He gripped the jeep hard, his fingers indenting the metal exterior and creating surefire grips. His Exo-Powered suit increased his strength and speed drastically, as well as being water-proof, hermetically sealed, and equipped with a vocal dilution module, his voice came out as a deep, distorted robotic sound. Many members of his party whispered that he was actually an AI robot with a sense of humor. However, a few members could easily prove that wasn't the case.
"Think you could slow down a bit?"
His mechanical voice asked rhetorically, his feet shifting to balance him out on the flat ledge of the jeep. Due to the fact that he had the strongest grip of the party, he was always opted out to stand on the outside of the vehicle, holding on for dear life. Although frankly, he could likely run alongside the vehicle and keep up at a steady pace.
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Cash sat in the backseat of the jeep he had taken off his flip flops and tried to relax by reading an old porn mag he had found in this wicked bunch many scavenges "Fucking knew it" he said as he read the article pertaining details about a then current-governors scandal of forcing one of his male secretaries to have a sex-change. He toke long drag from his cigarette and looked over his magazine to see Amber staring at him with disgust "Whats the matter dear? Are you disappointed that i am giving this magazine more attention then you"
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Spencer growled. "Slow down my fucking ass!" He yelled to Ved. "This should be one of the funnest things you'll do all year!" He had a history of thinking that breaking the old speed limits was just like cycling in the forest if you like cycling and nature. He knew the rest of the team begged to differ usually but he didn't care. He tugged on the steering wheel and the Jeep veered right. "Ok lads and ladesses we are taking an itty-bitty shortcut, right down this hill. If you get a bramble lodged in your arm, don't blame me!" He yelled, his husky British voice sounding more relaxed than usual. He loosened his grip on the wheel, and leaned back in his chair. The jeep flew forwards, with Spencer navigating it through. "Oh yeah! Woohoo!" He yelled, grinning like a moron. After 20 seconds, the jeep landed in front of a set of tents, where the team had set up a camp a few days ago. "We have arrived! Thank you for taking Spencer Wilson driving services, we will see you soon!" He said, before his eyes turned to Cash and Amber looking pissed with each other. He marched over yanked the porn mag out of Cash's hand and said, "Break it up, love birds!" @Billsomething @Aphelion
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Sucker had approximately zero experience riding in automotive vehicles, so this was something entirely new to him.

New and terrifying.

Feeling vaguely nauseous, he pulled his knees to his chest and quickly put them back on the ground upon discovering that it made the jostling worse. Then their driver (Spencer seemed oddly joy-filled about the abhorrent mode of the ride) starting whooping and the car flew forward--along with Sucker. The ride from hell was over, but he remained on the jeep's floor, shuddering and covered in sweat.

"A--" Cue disgusted sigh. "Are all cars like that?" He asked no one in particular, and then:

"Those women, on that magazine--why are they dressed like that?"

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Having put on his flip flops before he exited he jeep he saw that Amber was still pretty Pissed about his comment earlier he himself was pretty miffed at the fact that Spencer had taken his magazine away. he heard Punch ask him a question about his Stag so he told him "They where Models Punch" as he toke out another Stick and lit up he then noticed his mag had been put on the table outside his tent so he walked up to it and grabbed it, handed it to Punch "But if you want to know more about it Ask Jess she's a trained educator or read it oh wait you can't right?"@Rick Sanchez
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Spencer looked at Cash and Sucker talking. "Don't read that, it's like and 18 plus! He yelled. "I can pull out a lawsuit, or at least I could before this happened!" He gestured to the wasteland they were in. "Oh I know! I could make a time machine, then bring a judge here! Oh, wait going backwards in time is impossible, right? Oh I know! I'll send him a text then bring him here! Wait, we have no Wifi or phones, right?" He slapped himself on the forehead and groaned. "Oh, and Cash, Jess is a footie coach right? Then why would she have in-depth info about, you know, adultery? Why was she a featured article? Oh Lord I should write a song about that!" He ran to the front of the jeep and unzipped a case, to reveal a guitar. "Jess! The porn star!" He said quietly, strumming his guitar. "She gonna go far, that little porn star!" He giggled silently.
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As he ripped himself from the dents in the jeep, he lightly smacked Spencer on the back of the head.
"You know you're a little shit, right?"
He asked playfully as he walked into the tent, opening the sun panel on the top and activating his solar chargers. He sat down, his chest panel wide open and absorbing sun.
"God I needed this."
He groaned pleasantly as his suit began to charge.
"Any of you assholes have an extra cigarette?"
He yelled out of his tent, not having consumed any nicotine in about three days. Their last hunting trip had exhausted his tobacco supply, and so he was forced to resort to buming smokes off the rest of his crew.
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*walks over to one of the tents, while watching everyone look at the porn magazine*
"Men!" i said, while sitting down.
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"Don't read that! It's like, 18+!"

The words barely registered as he flipped through the book. More interesting than the words were the pictures, so he didn't understand what all the fuss over reading it would be about--his ears grew red at a girl in short overalls. Judging by how the "words" were still meaningless black squiggles, Cash was right--he couldn't read.

"Don't worry, Spencer, I can't read, and--" His voice grew quieter and to himself, "And what's SHE modelling?!"

His eyes bugged at a picture of a woman whose outfit was less clothes than skin and sideboob. While Spencer was distracted in his nonsense-episode of rhythm and drivel and being smacked by Ved, Sucker glanced up at Cash and muttered under his breath to the man, "Cash? Can...can I borrow this? F-for reading?"

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Cash had no idea what the fuck Spencer was on about or maybe hes tripping on some bad shroom but Spencer was sorta right Jessie was a coach not a biology teacher maybe Spencer Yeah no the lawyer was a nice guy that's why we let him lead but hes a bit to loss to teach the boy.

Perhaps Ved coul no that just stupid why did he even think of handing the boy To the soldier bitch speaking of the soldier he noticed him looking at his tent and he just knew that the bitch was thinking of his briefcase of smokes (which where actually laced with weed so yeah) "sure Punch" he said as he ruffled the younger boy's hair "but don't tell anyone i gave you that"
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Spencer laighed slightly at Sucker and said, "I know you can't read, kid! It's just kind of inappropri-" he never finished his sentence. He had walked over to Sucker and seen some of the pictures. "Can, I read it as well?" He squeaked. He suddenly shook his head, and said. "Fine, you want to read it, read on kid! Just show me the really sexy stuff! For, um, checking if it's appropriate?" It was odvious he just liked the magazine and wanted to see, more. "Cash, where did you find that? Where there more of these, types of publication in there, if you know what I mean? Just wondering." He asked, seriously. @Billsomething
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Sucker wasn't a fan of being touched without his permission, so when Cash ruffled his mop-top of hair he jerked his head back but grinned his thanks anyways. He wasn't a fan of being bookended by taller people, either, and jumped from his perch on the jeep's floor and stood to the side of the two men.

"Sure thing, look at this one," He pointed to the picture of his crush, Ms. Sideboob & Stockings, and tilted the mag so Spencer could see. "Is that appropriate?"

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Cash looked Spencer and with a grin he laid his arm on his shoulder then pointed him towards the trunk of the jeep "There should be more under my dope" Spencer who looked a bit shocked at Cash's admission of keeping dope in the trunk but that quickly changed when realized that Cash had more stag but they where quickly torn from the thoughts when Punch jumped to the side of the two men and asked "Is that appropriate?" showing off Quite The Beauty. Spencer seemed to be on the verge of fainted but Cash? Cash Just grinned And told Punch "Yes it is punch but get going with that to yer tent we don't wan't any of the girls to take that away from now do we?"
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"Still waiting for that cigarette." He said with a chuckle, stepping out of his tent with a chuckle and a stretch. He walked by and snatched the magazine from Sucker, glancing at the open pages and handing it back.
"If I find any ruined socks around here you're gonna have hell to pay."
He stated with a smirk behind his head-gear. He tried to act as a father-figure for the entirety of the crew, as the safest person within his powerful suit, he had more than once jumped between a mutant and a team-mate. His interest was soley based on their safety and he proved it regularly.
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Cash had become quite miffed at Ved's snatching of Punch's Magazine so he quickly snatched it back from him and handed it back to Punch "If You want your own go the trunk of the jeep"
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The teenager twitched a brow in interest. Why the hell was Cash keeping his drugs in the trunk? Why was he hiding the pretty girls under the drugs instead of the other way around?

"Well, if the girls wanna see it, they can just ask. But okay."

He turned to hoard the magazine with his stashes of (largely inedible or out of date) snacks, when a metallic hand stole his sweetheart away. He looked up at Ved, betrayed, and breathed in relief when the armored merc returned it. The meaning of the sock comment didn't escape Sucker and he shook his head vehemently, embarrassed; no, certainly not. He didn't even own socks.

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Spencer's driving was horrendous, and she found herself making sure to check on the younger members of their party while simultaneously glaring daggers at the back of the hyper-active driver's head. If looks could kill, she could have probably killed Spencer a thousand times over. That was, until Cash brought out a porn mag.

"Whats the matter dear? Are you disappointed that i am giving this magazine more attention then you"


“Don't hold your breath on that one, you'll die of asphyxiation. Like one of those turkeys looking up into the rain. Be a damn embarrassing sight for you, I'd almost feel bad.” She retorted to his comment, hopping out of the jeep when it finally came to a stop at the camp and stretched her muscles. She didn't feel the need to try to yank the porn mag away from the youngest member of their group, the vagabond named Punch they had recently picked up and had been taking care of. If the magazine, no matter how inappropriate, motivated the child to read, it would be better than denying him it. It would be an important skill to have if they could manage to get their world back from the monsters that had been created. She held out hope for it, anyway.

“Don't make lewd insinuations towards the females of our group,” She pointed at Cash, then rounded on Spencer. “Your driving is quite possibly the worst I've ever seen, I'm done letting you chance our lives. Ved will take over next time, no discussion.” She didn't wait for a reply from either of the men before walking over to Yuki, and looking down at the girl.

“Yuki, mind taking a look at the jeep? Make sure nothing is broken?” Her voice was less harsh with Yuki than it was with the men. Being one of the few people there with any sort of mechanic experience, save perhaps Ved, made Yuki an integral part of making sure things ran smoothly and that their group didn't suffer horrific deaths because of a faulty break – which was now a very likely possibility, considering the way Spencer had been driving.

She ran her fingers through her raven-black hair, and glanced about the camp while waiting for Yuki to reply. There were so many things to take care of – so many things to check – that it seemed staggering. They had, or rather she had, set traps around the camp to alert them if anything was coming. Simple traps, fishing line with bits of metal attached that she had strung up between trees. If any of them were broken or displaced, they'd know that something – or someone – had been in the area recently. Precaution was everything, now that even the simplest of insects could chomp their body's in half with a single snip of their mandibles. Then there was food preparation. Her stomach rumbled, but she ignored it for now.

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"What The Fuck?" Said Cash as he looked at the other guys "I only make lewd comment towards women who are Five years younger then me" he finished but she was already gone so he just took a quick drag of his Fag and having finished the whole Porn Mag Business. went away from the camp and wondered off to the empty Mall located near the camp which was essentially there old camp.

they had to leave it when it was over run by the animals but it was only ah few month ago that the animals that inhabited it had left presumably due to them figuring out it wasn't a very efficient hunting thanks to there being so few humans in the area. so Cash sorta made it his job to come here every once in awhile to just scout, such and thanks to it not being to far from there current camp it didn't really bother anyone that he went here.

So Cash just sorta wandered around the parking lot he has had the idea of stealing one of the many cars here but figured it would have been to much of a hassle

that was until now when he saw a new car in the lot a car that he recognized for it was his car his Old 1977 Cadillac Fleetwood Eldorado he just couldn't believe his eyes it was his old car he just couldn't believe that it was here of all places because for one think it was stolen from him during the early days of the outbreak back when he was in Vegas.

so he ran towards the car sat down on the red leather seats he check the admission and found that the key was still in it. so he turned it and drove it towards the new camp
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He chuckled and crouched down next to sucker, drawing a bit in the sand.
"We're gonna need to have a talk a bit later."
He said quietly, remembering when his parents gave him 'the talk'
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