What Is The Avatar Above Thinking? Version 2.0

[Leysos]

"What is this shit? I asked for a pony, not a stupid bird."

These have to make increasingly less sense once people start changing their avatars.

[Medusa]

"im sugoi-desu"

[Unfortunately]

"this electric fan trick to making your hair look gorgeous does not fucking work Michael"

[AlteredTundra]

"You have just watched the screamo version of Friday by Rebecca Black. Due to this unfortunate 3-4 minutes, you now have 3-4 days to live."

[Lady Absinthia]

I'm really tired of this crap they pass off as pokemon food, I just want a pizza.

[LizLegend]

"I swear to god if this bird does a number two on me right now"

[Unfortunately]

what the fuck am i seeing

[Kieran]

"Who turned off the fucking lights?!"

[AlteredTundra]

No, I am not Scooby Doo. Call me that again and I'll make you scream Ruh-Roh."

[MyCatGinger]

"You're not serious. Yo Becky, this bitch ain't serious, right? Haha, fuck you, too, by the way."

[Unfortunately]

i'm going to sneeze right now

[Lady Absinthia]

Stupid cable scramblers!

[Vortex]

Bird shit can do wonders for your hair, or so im told

[AlteredTundra]

"Man, I'm so fucking high right now that I feel like a bird."

[Lady Absinthia]

I really want that doughnut.

[Whisperer]

*heavy breathing

[Lady Absinthia]

I wonder if she sees me?

[Flightless_Soul]

"If that bitch calls me Amy Lee one more time..."

[Lady Absinthia]

You! You have potential!

[AlteredTundra]

"No, I'm not sleeping; I'm just resting my eyes for a bit."