[OOC] Crossroads of Astas [High Fantasy]

[chukklehed]

No but Grace would if she lived there. She might become a volunteer guard or something

[Major Ursa]

I didn't really see her as the guard type, since she talks to herself and has questionable sanity, like Skender...
>.>

[chukklehed]

She's not insane for real, and she doesn't talk to herself if she's in a group of people (unless Logic says something REALLY infuriating).

[chukklehed]

anyway Grace follows the rules better than most actual guards,

[Major Ursa]

Maybe volunteer/assist guard, 'cause she is still generally new to the place, I don't think they'd give her a trusted position like that.

[chukklehed]

pretty sure that's exactly what i said..

anyway i'm going to bed, and if you come to my house and wake me up i will rip your lungs out of your face

[Major Ursa]

chukklehed said
pretty sure that's exactly what i said..anyway i'm going to bed, and if you come to my house and wake me up i will rip your lungs out of your face

Yup, I'm running up the walls high on coffee.
By the way, I'm in front of your window, and I direly wanted to disturb you by knockin' on dat glass...but your comment is highly intimidating...so not yet...

[WitchChild]

OP is going nicely. Should be up by the end of the day

[chukklehed]

you had one stay of burning, but you won't have a second one

[Major Ursa]

*dances to summon the rain*

[Lucius Cypher]

Pshaw, you people are still stuck in the stone ages? this is how to burn the witch in modern times.

Burning Wooden horse S Zenith Lee

[chukklehed]

no, this is modern times, just in an alternate universe where we still burn witches and rain dances work.

[Major Ursa]

No...this is the alternate universe that rain dances work...in which the pure and just are bathed in the holy rain of the heavens, while the wicked are struck by lightning and burn continuously as the rain continues to pour down.
*dances harder for more rain*
:3

[chukklehed]

it rains holy water in your world? fuck, vampires better get some umbrellas

[Major Ursa]

No, the water is just clean and tasty, it harms nobody...but that lightning...you get struck, and nothing will be able to put out that heat. Vampires are no problem, since 10% of the virgin population suffer natural (and annoying) hand-feet-forehead-tear stigmata...

[ShadowD]

You people are the funniest bunch of psychos I've had the pleasure of reading up on. Hello I am Shadow your resident vampire for this rp.

[Major Ursa]

Hello there!
*flails arms*
:3

[Lucius Cypher]

Now get bent.

[ShadowD]

I never get bent, I bend people.

[chukklehed]

i wanted your slot...