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Feminism probably wouldn't have propagated very far without the propelling dynamism of the industrial revolution that pushed women into the workforce en-masse, the invention of female contraceptives that bestowed women with an unprecedented order of dominion over their futures, and the creation of various revolutionary household appliances that aided in compressing chores that would have normally taken a full day or more to complete into a couple hours or less.

All of these novel and wondrous cultural, economical, and technological shifts and innovations cumulated in the unforeseen but much maligned obsolescence of marriage: the foundational bedrock and binding tether of every reasonably successful civilization in recorded human chronology.

Unfortunately, these changes have engendered a generation of apathetic, caddish dudes whom largely have no reason to aspire to their fullest potential. A lot of marriage hungry and marriage weary women ignorantly (but perhaps understandably) deride and castigate these undependable men at every given chance, but there is absolutely no incentive for these guys to invest heavily in a martial union let alone toss a ring on a wanting fiancée's finger.

<Snipped quote by Weird Tales>

I'm not sure feminism is the boogeyman you're looking for here. Men don't talk about their problems because of the "manly" ideals that have been instilled in them over hundreds of years, before Feminism even existed. You don't see men in ads because women are the ones addressing this, because no one has spent generations building a social construct that tells women not to tell people about their shit and only deal with everything themselves.


Where do manly ideals come from?
<Snipped quote by Dynamo Frokane>

God, they make me sick. If they were actually nice guys, they wouldn't pretend it's an actual reason that women should be interested in them. Being 'nice' shouldn't be something that sets you apart, it should be par for the course. That's not the case, of course, but have you ever considered the fact that women may not be flocking to you because you've given them literally no reason to be interested in you other than the fact that you won't grab their ass or slap them? My goddamn Tivo Remote doesn't grab asses or slap anyone, but do you think he gets laid very often?...

Alright, maybe I did rent him out to one of those porn studios, but she was being paid to do that to him... Y'know, to portray a lady desperate enough to go for one of the "nice guys".


Nice guys are basically the residual dregs of the bygone era of chivalry.

Fortunately for all, many of them are gradually (if albeit begrudgingly) coming to comprehend that bending over backwards for women at every opportunity is a hilariously skewed zero-sum game that favors the more graceful human sex.

As a former nice guy of sheepish deportment, I somehow garner more respect from the women that I regularly come into contact with by telling them "no" whenever they ask for something nonsensical or petty, by permitting myself first access through a doorway before them, and by maintaining level eye-contact with their faces while speaking with a hint of ego when engaging in discourse with them. I place my own needs before theirs; my daily conduct in the social jingle mirrors this philosophical imperative.

Still hasn't landed me a one-night stand though, but at least I don't get shat on as much.

Didn't you just walk away from a science fiction roleplay of your own creation yesterday due to time restraints?

How can you possibly have time for this RP?
Basically:

1) Men prefer women who have lighter skin, who have large breasts, who have facial features that are symmetrical, who have a lower waist-to-hip ratio, and who have blond hair. All five of the aforementioned physical characteristics covey to a man that a woman with such features is comparatively suitable for bearing children and that she is genetically sound.

On a primal basis, the ultimate goal of most men is to perpetuate their genetic lineage. They run in political races, wage war upon alien tribes, topple civilizations, and invent novel technological wonders to garner the social recognition of their female counterparts. Male-male competition is literally about securing reproductive access to women.

You see this same type of seemingly buffoonish carnal behavior in just about every mammalian species out there.

Lions do it, gorillas do it, and elephants do it.

Isn't natural selection just grand?

2) Women are attracted to males who are tall, who are wide-shouldered, who have narrow waists, who are well-muscled, and who are assertive. Males who control status and an ample integer of material assets and resources are exceedingly magnetic to female onlookers. These males subtly signal to interested female partners that they wield the capacity to protect them from physical threats, are more than capable of providing for women and their offspring, and possess advantageous alleles that will give their progeny an advantageous boon in the genetic lottery.

Celebrity Ashton Kutcher, for example, is everything that your bog-standard woman would want in a mate: he is tall, he is accomplished, he has nice shoulders, he is internationally renowned, and he is presumably in good physical and mental health.

3) Looks are not subjective. This nonsensical myth has been debunked by multiple scientific studies and peer-reviewed literature.

If you still don't believe the experts, then think back to high school. Why did the jocks and frat boys always seem to have a swelling harem of young, swooning adolescent girls flocking around in their immediate orbits?

For more information, check out the Wikipedia article. Heed the references listed at the bottom of the page.

If someone tells you that looks don't matter and that just "being yourself" will score you some action from the opposite sex, realize that you are being lied to. Being a man of diminutive stature, mediocre facial attractiveness, and a passive personality means that I'm likely fated to fail when competing against this.

But at the end of the day, it is what it is. Short of some sort of science fiction-like neurological surgery, you can't change human nature.



The only difference between myself and other short dudes is that I don't lust profoundly over the attention of women. I understand that, on average, they're not going to want me unless I'm the last pick of the line and that their biological clocks are on the very cusp of running out.

I guess that's what tends to happen when you come to the glacial realization that you were straight up Darwin'd the very moment you were conceived.
Sacking of the Arcturan capital?

Well, I'm thinking that a recent intelligence probe driven through the ranks of the Arcturanian Imperium's fighting forces has revealed that Jericha's honeyed proposals of liberation, glory, and retribution have resonated magnificently with the throne's Planetary Siege Legions: a critical extension of the Imperium's armored core whose prime composition is almost entirely comprised of Vilojaun Aspect Knights. A plot outlining the assassination of key Arcturan political personnel was also uncovered (which has also led to a number of Arcturan loyalists pressing the notion that the Vilojaun had something to do with the emperor's mysterious disappearance).

Naturally, all Vilojaun military personnel directly (and indirectly) involved in the scheme were forcibly decamped to a designated penal world several hundred light-years away from Almata as part of a proactive precautionary measure against potential insurgency. They'll also be further interrogated, subjected to a military tribunal's court room, found guilty, and eventually executed if nothing outlandish unfolds beforehand.

However, Brukraun Yimir and its heavily decorated and famous pilot Klevacane The Beast (a stern man who secretly harbors both a simmering distaste for imperial foreign policy and a particularly powerful romantic fondness for Jericha) will most likely be present during the sacking. Beast's unaffiliation with the assassination plot enabled him to remain on Almata unmolested, but his status as a high profile Vilojaun war leader has earned him an eternal spot on the Imperial Watch's shit list. He is suspect.

His personal war idol is so mindbogglingly huge and mechanically complex that the dissembling process slated for it was postponed due to an insufficient degree of logistical and technical support. It rests in a giant "temple" (see: holding pen) located on one of the largest imperial bases on the capital.

I should have that sheet done tomorrow.
History wise the Consortium comes into play way later, so I can't really give much input for early imperial history beyond what events occurred back in the 25th century (of the Imperial Era). I suppose the question on if the Consortium centuries earlier encountered the horde leaves some room. I think however, that the Horde not being in close contact with the Consortium may be a more interesting route.

What is important to me is what the horde's activity in the past four hundred years is like since if their incursions into the Empire were recent, it gives weight to my claim that the Empire focused on other threats beyond the Consortium despite the Consortium's notoriety for their abhorrence. A massive xeno horde is just much more scary that those freaks near the border on the spinward front who are for all intents and purposes "contained".

<Snipped quote by Pepperm1nts>

All I really want is Flagg to give standards for FTL systems. Spaceship technology I suspect would benefit from Flagg giving a reference design of a "standard" imperial fleet ship to modify for players who have ships based on Aucturian designs.


I'd imagine that Horde incursions into Acturan-controlled space have been a perpetual problem for the Empire since its ascension to hyper-relevancy in galactic affairs.

If that's the case, I'd venture to say that the Great Horde has a number of looted Vilojaun zoids "titans" in its military inventory--much to the chagrin and fiery ire of both the Aspect Knights (we'll need to find a new Arcturan-appropriate name for them later) and Vilojaun Imperial subjects.

The Vilojaun race has probably long since declared an eternal "people's' jihad" against them.

Que kebab music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UwVnksA_bU
You know, it may be a good idea to compile a timeline of events that have led up to the Empire's calamitous present day situation. Nothing too fancy (mostly because engaging in excessive OOC world-building tends to propel adolescent NRPs into a state of perpetual limbo), but enough where newcomers and established players alike can have a reliable reference to fall back on when running post collaborations with other players or making alterations to their own personal sheets.
So, this is what I have so far:

History:

The Vilojaun were the initial rogue human faction that the infantile Arcturan Imperium encountered during its premier military expansion into the median interiors of the known galaxy.

But just as they are in the latter-day galactic era, the Vilojaun were a bellicose and capricious group of “uncivilized humans”, the astro-tribe possessing a well-earned reputation throughout the Milky Way for frequently substituting acts of rational diplomatic discourse and proper statesmanship with wanton belligerency and turbulent savagery when pressed into dealing with “conquerors”. Their complete disregard for the terms of subjugation espoused by the magnificent Imperial emissary fleet that materialized within the sovereign space of Ni was not only aptly illustrated by an unrelenting storm of blast-fusion cannon fire, but additionally legitimized by an ominous message tight-beamed to a single surviving vessel prior to its hasty warp withdrawal from Ni's dominion:

Heed the words of our patron, Arcturan filth: the metallic avatars of our divine masters shall litter the ground with your adulterated ichor and rattle the foundations of your precious manors and villas with each stride of their titanic forms. Fourteen empires, each one as aspiring and hopeful as your own, met their fates at the ends of our teeth and talons. Yours will be the fifteenth.

Only three weeks would pass before the fledgling Arcturan Imperium's multitudinous legions and elephantine void fleets clashed mightily with sects of the Vilojaun's barbaric warrior caste.

The two stellar powers were polar opposites in their respective martial characters: the Vilojaun armed forces sparse in number and chaotic in its organizational composition yet strikingly seasoned and seemingly steeled for confrontation with a significantly larger foe; the Imperium vast and organized yet tactically amateurish and ill-prepared for battle with a far smaller but disproportionately powerful adversary.

Fashti I began to severely doubt the future prospects of his grandest creation as one imperial system after another fell to the Vilojaun's seemingly unstoppable land armies and formidable void marauder forces.

However, while the Vilojaun's aspect knights and their towering war engines found themselves comparatively uncontested on the surfaces of planets, the space-orientated branch of their armed forces was finding itself increasingly outclassed when pushed to engage heavier Imperial naval assets---most notable of which being Imperial battleships and dreadnoughts: two keystone, war-winning classes of void vessel that the Vilojaun nation could not fabricate in their smaller orbital shipyards in any meaningful number.

The empire, on the other hand, could afford to produce them at a geometric rate.

This violent confrontation swung increasingly in favor of the Arcturanians with each Vilojaun defeat over a strategically valuable planet or in the treacherous confines of an asteroid belt, its duration spanning over two standard centuries before Radiance Lekaria—the young although illustrious “god chieftess” of this troublesome tribe—would be brought before the negotiation table to outline the parameters of the Vilojaun's conditional surrender and subsequent absorption into the Arcturan Empire.

In exchange for ensuring the welfare of her people and their right to cultural autonomy, the god chieftess agreed to submit her subjugated nation's entire military arm to imperial authority, agreed to pay a hefty resource tribute to the throne annually, and agreed fully to defer to the will of the royal throne without question nor complaint.

With new leaders to obey, the old Vilojaun aspect knights and their mechanical idols would be one of many integral causes of the downfall of numerous alien civilizations and the assimilation of scores of independent human societies into the Imperial yolk.

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Basically, the Vilojaun are an ethnically homogeneous warrior tribe of animal worshipers. They have a thing for creating gigantic mechanized idols of their patron deities, distrust most forms of modern technology (especially genetic engineering), and haven't really meshed well with mainstream Imperial culture due to their high distrust of state institutions or anyone who isn't of Vilojaun heritage.

They have proven to be an incredibly fickle people to break spiritually.

Also, despite being techno-barbarians, their comprehension of robotics and metallurgical techniques is exceptionally sophisticated.

Think of them as a queer amalgamation of 40k's Collegia Titanica, the Aztecs, Gauls, and perhaps the pre-reservation Apache or Comanche Native American peoples. They are probably hated by most imperialized worlds and races on account of their war machines having absolutely outrageous historical death counts attached to them. Old grudges die hard.

Personally, I believe that the key reason behind the downfall of the Vilojaun nation is pretty weak. It would be better if the Imperium actually managed to drum up a worthy mercenary company or something to give the fabled "beast riders" a run for their money.

They're probably happy as hell that the Imperium is finally dying. God Chieftess Jericha (a direct relative of Lekaria) is probably waiting for the right opportunity to ignite a rebellion of truly enormous scale from Ni, but she won't get far without naval support. Her people were further neutered by the empire when all of their military shipyards were dismantled by Arcturian demolition teams.

As should be expected, I'm more than willing to tweak the Vilojaun's past so that it better complements the histories concocted by other players.

EDIT: It should be said that a noteworthy integer of Vilojaun would be loyal to the empire. If this nation really speaks to me (and if it can be worked into the setting), expect a lot of Vilo-on-Vilo violence during the course of the Imperium's demise.
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Russia and anonymous have been doing a pretty good job with kicking Isis' ass


It's wasted effort. Even if ISIS were to be somehow erased from existence, another radical Islamic group would rise to take its place.
CNTs wouldn't even be a new, exciting, or resource-insensitive article of technology in 2080.

Seriously, 2080 is 65 years from now. By 2080, railguns and lasers won't be revolutionary, powered exoskeletons will pretty much be a mature technology, and fusion power will no longer be a novelty. The chasm between 2015 and 2080 will be astronomically more pronounced than the rift between the modern era and the 1940s (which is already mindbogglingly huge).

I'm seeing a gross underestimation of humanity's resourcefulness--specifically our capacity to actually record useful information in books (which will outlast any digital storage medium by a long shot).
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