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Enough is Enough




Zarra, beffittingly to his 'let's do things last minute' mentality, had showed up last, but not so late he wasn't able to be caught up to speed by the posters, which asked a question he finds rather kind of redundant.

"I don't know why I'm being asked this question. I mean, I actually came here with the full expectation I was going to break some law. If you want my fully honest opinion, laws are more of like a societal mechanic. We as humans strangely like rules, a streetmap of what not to do. I have yet to me a single person who doesn't like having a consistent system. There definitely people who will find it harder follow the rules governed by everyone else, but nobody is truly entirely amoral. Wither I choose to play to said rules is entirely up to me and only me."

Zarra doesn't really have a point, seeming to more or less putting disconnecting points together into an argument against himself. What would the Greyborn ever care about law at the end of the day anyway? He did kill a man in pure haste and almost sink a whole ship of civilians.



Zarra went into the Melon Derby with no real strategy in mind. While he had grasped that he would ultimately steal some melons at some point, the ultimate fact was there wasn't really anything they could do against the more powerful teams So rather than go in with an idea that would likely ultimately fail upon clashing with the enemy, he just said screw it. This would ultimately be disastrous later.

In the first 2 hours of the derby, Zarra spent his time exploring the Castle outside and Merchant Dorms. He took his time with it, only phasing to get in an hour of the buildings with ease. he got quite a few high priority melons. However, the biggest they acquired was actually Desmond's, Zarra's timely intervention prevented its capture form the Covenant, continuing to sour the relationships between the 2 teams.

The 3rd hour is when it all went to hell. Zarra, still at the base had just finished helping Dorisay bind a melon into another melon, caught Ayla running passed their dorm with the dreaded Supreme Melon. This was his chance at his first theft. It went poorly, after taunting her, Ayla quickly got her barrings and Zarra was swiftly knocked unconscious by the Lioness, and comically drawn on. Ismette had to come and save him, and he was out for the rest of the hour.

Not long after the turn of the 4th hour, Chad, Evander, and Tyrel had come to their base of operations and tried parading like they owned the place. Ismette and the others fortunately held them back, but not before Zarra got to see a demon for the first time. He prays it will be the only. His interaction with the Ice King altercation was ultimately minimal. All he knew when sensing the very air around him freeze was that this was going to end poorly. He called a Zeno using magnet magic to make letters into the sky. It seemed to have worked, as he had gone back inside and found the Ice King running for the hulls and Hugo there in his place. Hugo was nice enough to not dox them all points for essentially destroying their own dorm.

Zarra, having felt rather useless so far, attempt to spend the final hour stealing melons from Afraval, with the unlikely ally of Tyrel. However, their inevitable elemelon find was short-lived. As they were both bum rushed by 7 of the team's members. Zarra tried in vain to snag and go, but rather than accept defeat, he deliberately and desperately took a brutal blow from another player, spitefully making them lose points. He headed back after recovering and gave up. He had one job and he utterly failed it.

(post is unfinished, is simply at a placeholder rn)






Location: Ingrid's Quarters



Zarra knocks on Ingrid's door, entirely nonchalant on the outside but inside sweating bullets. He pulls his shirt to release some steam forming inside.

Ingrid’s guard Eirirk opened the door. Eirik was a large armored man that stood just under Ingrid’s own height. There was no smile, just eyes that stared at the small blonde boy. He let out a grunt once he realized who he was and then led him to the study where he could see Ingrid and her secretary Åsa. Ingrid looked up to him, “Ah, Zarra. Are you here to sign the contract?” Ingrid gestured to a seat for him to take across her desk.

Zarra had this convoluted lie in his head that his brother had joded him into pranking Ingrid, but the moment they made eye contact, the stressed Perrenchian's composure shattered. He decides to say what he means rather than string her along and act like she isn't wise enough to know otherwise.
"Listen, Ingrid, it rather just dawned on me that maybe giving away the wand isn't the brightest idea. I got way too excited and gravely misjudged how irreplaceable it is. I want to still work with you, and I would rather say something now then burn more of your time finding out I backed out. If your answer is no, I can take comfort knowing I was entirely forthright."
Zarra can't help but feel a little sick but he assumes that it's stress over honesty being genuinely uncomfortable to him.

Ingrid listened fully but she was still very disappointed. Ingrid didn’t waste time, “Zarra, I thank you for showing up and being mature enough to own up to your own mistake. You are right that the wand you hold is irreplaceable. Something that you would hear about in legends. It even had a small dragon pearl on the end, there aren’t many of those in the entire world. However,” Ingrid rubbed her brow before looking back at him to continue, “you wasted my time. I had other things I could’ve been doing than writing up a contract in 3 languages to make sure this was completely legal and fair.” Ingrid set to the side a few papers and her secretary handed her other copies of the contracts. Ingrid stare was intense this time around, almost a glare, “So Zarra, how are you going to compensate me for my time of not only my night but what you want for me helping you research?”

Zarra feels atleast seven levels of relief pass over him as she explain the full situation in detail, but that feeling is short lived as she is quite serious about him wasting her time, he never seemed to grasp until now how seriously she takes it, but then again, it should've been obvious when you have to host a speed dating tournament. "I think the better question is what do you want, Ingrid? Outside of the wand of course. I am a Greyborn, after all. You don't meet many of those, if at all. Surely there's something you need that only I can do."
He says this with an inquisitive finger on his mouth. He rarely ever looks her direction as he does so, rather awkwardly ogling her guardsman or the stuff around her room.

Ingrid held some maliciousness toward Zarra, he wasted her time and frankly she wants to waste his. But she is better than that. Or worse. “How about I write another contract. 2 even. Both are contracts of favors. Essentially you will owe me 2 favors of my choice at any time at a later date. There is nothing you possess yet that interest me. And then I will help you and even search for information on my own. Or do you have something worth giving that I do not know about?” What Ingrid was thinking was hidden under her glare.

“Sure, that’s not a bad deal at all. I wish I did, but I didn’t bring much of value with me when I came to the school so I don’t have to spend time going through every dorm looking for it again in the off-chance it gets stolen. I’ll definitely keep the wand under lock and key. An offhand idea I had is the possibility of our business working together. You run a mine, correct? Well, my family runs a transport business, they do things like rickshaws and hot air balloons. But they want to start getting into the big stuff, you know, cargo ships. I doubt it’s a good idea but if you had the materials, we could definitely find the means to build said ships and become your main means of trade into Perrench.”

Zarra has very little idea of how to run his family business, as neither him or his brother are the heirs, due to conflict of interests regarding their agendas and the health of the business. But if it puts Ingrid on good terms with him and ultimately helps him financially he isn’t afraid to catch up with his parents on that topic.

Ingrid was aware his family made ships but wasn’t aware they were preparing to undertake the construction of a Galleon. She kept cool though as she simply asked, “I knew your family dealt in transportation but I was only aware they dealt with smaller ships. How much would their first Galleon be Zarra? And do you have the weight of your family to sign a contract for something like this?” If he actually had the weight to do it she would be surprised. That is an order that temporarily puts shipwrights into debt.

“I sadly don’t, you would have to talk to my parents about that, I’ll let you use my messenger pigeon to talk back and forth, assuming they don’t decide to take it seriously enough to come in person, which is a real possibility when you literally do transport as your source of income. I am aware they’ve been wanting to make a Galleon for a very long time, couple years atleast, I wouldn’t even think to bring it up if it they didn’t make it blatantly obvious”

Zarra has seemed to chilled out a little more and is much less nervous than he was moments ago, he could be good at this whole negotiation thing if he weren’t a rebellious teen who naturally disobeys any idea of destiny his elders presented to him.

Ingrid thought there was potential in meeting with his parents. Not only would it bolster The Eskandish Perrench trade relationship, it would also give us a family that would be an easy stop on her family’s charter. Someone who would buy the wood of Eskand and the metal they make. And in time of oncoming war Ingrid could get them when they would be high in demand yet no one has thought of his family yet. Ingrid gave a warm smile, “Zarra, I guess this wasn’t a waste of time for me. I been looking to purchase a Galleon recently. So I believe this could be a great venture for us. I can make certain calls for my family and act as a broker for a trade deal between our two families.” Ingrid gave a nod to her secretary to start grabbing her more contract paper while also pulling on her dress slightly to get her attention as she was still irritated that she had to help write up the original contract. “Let’s get started on the contract for the 2 favors shall we?”

“So I don’t mind if you ask me to do anything dangerous, but I can’t risk being expelled, so if it will obviously come back on me and land me a free ticket off Ersand, I won’t do it, mkay?”

“And how long are these favor’s valid?”

Zarra has to scratch his hair as he thinks. "I assume till graduation, but if we happen to know each other outside of Ersand, would you want them to apply thern? Cause then the expulsion clause won’t apply, and you’re basically free to decide my fate. I’m fine with the latter, as that’s kind of a future me problem. Sound reasonable at all?”

“Zarra we will know each other after our study, I am going to be working with your family to build ships.”

Out of all possible reactions, Zarra just shrugs. “I’m excited to find out what shenanigans I land in about 4 years.”

“Well we will say the favors last as long as I know you. And I won’t ask you do something that will get you expelled. Nor will I ask for the wand. But what you do if it is a favor that you do not feel right doing but doesn’t risk you getting expelled?”

“It’s gotta be something pretty blatantly obviously against the rules like trying to kill the faculty or enter student barred areas. If it involves another student, they can’t know I’m directly involved.”

“I meant morally Zarra. There are many things that one can do that doesn’t break laws but can be morally wrong. What if I ask you to marry my cousin? Or anything.”

“I feel like something like that would be a mistake for the participant more than me, my dad would likely die of happiness if I suddenly married a family of your caliber. But could that person stand me long enough to keep the contract in faith?”

It didn’t seem like Zarra wasn’t understanding what Ingrid wasn’t understanding what Ingrid could do. But he was an adult. He can make this decession. “Alright, I understand your disposition. What happens if you fail in the favor? Like I ask for a coffee and you bring me milk? What then?”

Zarra giggles a little, not taking the example seriously despite understanding its angle. “Well, then I’m a dumbass, and the favor would be moot. I either attempt it again, or if it’s a try or die, find something else for me to do. No malicious compliance or passive-aggressiveness.”

Somehow Ingrid thinks that this noble child is somehow less than the blind commoner. Whatever. “I think this is amendable. Please sign here and here.”

Zarra signs both the lines, his handwriting a visible and very legible print, a surprise from a noble who would often be pressured into learning cartography. In the spirit of the agreement, Zarra sticks his hand out to shake.

Ingrid signs her lines as well and goes to shake his hand, “Shame I couldn’t get the wand. But this is okay as well.” Ingrid put the papers away and signals to Eirik to see Zarra out. “Goodbye Zarra.”

“Later.” Zarra leaves with Erik without issue, he goes to bed with a clear conscience, one-hundred percent not grasping the level of commitment he signed himself up to.
Ignore this plz, was a mispost
I'm def cool with doing small group format if these guys are still interested
WE still doing this or nah?
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Dorothea@Jasbraq | Eun-Ji@Medili

Inner Boat Storage Room, Entertainment Area, Outer Boat Storage Room, and On-Deck Restaurant



Zarra was still playing with the likely fake lyre when caught floor movement. “Oh merde!” Was his first thought, he was lucky he had the discipline to not shout allowed, Poetically, alarms went off in his blonde head. “The ship is actually leaking! How on Eshiran did they manage to breach the hull??” Eun-ji finally breaks him out of his trance and engages the distracted mage, very expertly fighting off any signs of having a mini-panic attack.

”We need you both. It was a smart decision to go here to seek safety, but we need you both. Everything is going very out of control and this ship might really end up sinking, taking countless lives with it. We need everyone if we are to deal with this crisis. As soon as Ms. Hohnstein is well enough to act, please join me and Manfred outside. It is time to coordinate and actually start working together.”

Trying to make sure he wasn't the only person who saw that, he turned to Dorothea, who curiously was hardcore spacing out, awkward silence between them both. Dorothea breaks her silence, making eye contact with him.
"If they truly need me, I should at least try. Giving up is not a thing I was taught after all. Thank you, for taking care of me.”

Zarra was thrown a little off-guard at her just leaving like that, he was about to chase after her, but he saw that he went back towards the direction of Manfred. He'll let him handle her at this point, Zarra realizes at this moment that duty calls. While Eun-Ji would sure like to set up a strategy with him, all that will do is take extra time and arguing they simply can't afford.

Zarra reasons there must holes on the bottom of the boat if they're taking in water, he'll prioritize finding those first as the higher floors would take too long and by the point the water reaches those, they're pretty, well, sunk. He shifts into his greyborn form, the boat's momentum no longer effecting him and actually giving him a bit of vertigo for a second watching it bob and weave without him. Regardless, he continues his mission. The lack of visibility surely is a problem, and actually, he thinks it's gotten worse? It isn't an issue as long as he can still the outlines of walls and the rising liquid. He first follows the obvious leak into the storage room, the current leading him through the wall and into an entertainment room.

To his luck, nobody is there. However, can see water patiently leaking out of a hole in which someone shoved a cap into. While he was appreciative that someone atleast tried to fix the leak, it wasn't enough, that's where he'd come in. He touches the cracks around the plug, slowly but surely weakening the atoms and reforming their bonds. At his skill level, the bonds will be weak, and shatter upon any force impact, but it's better than doing nothing. With that fixed, he thought about his options.

He assumes that since most of the rioters don't have magic, the only way to pull off such a feat is with tools. He remembers the supply closet that he came out of when he first sabotaged the ship, after going ghost, he decides to check there. Unsurprisingly, Zarra finds that the storage closet has been forced open, and all of its equipment missing. “Well that solves that question...” While he doesn't see anyone around right away, he does hear the noise of destruction. Following the noise, deciding to be incorporeal was a smart play here. Several rioters are splitting open crates, hoping to find anything of value to thieve. A bunch more are arguing over a large dent in the side of the ship, which has a slit in it and naturally water pouring out. Zarra walks in, strategically choosing to rematerialize outside the vision of others, as to not spark panic. The wall of the ship makes a loud wrenching noise as Zarra uses his basic understanding of magnetic on it, everyone in the room staring at him incredulously. He is able to undo the warping, leaving the hull almost concave in shape. He goes towards the wall, and uses magic to seal the split shut, his fellow men watching in awe, fixing the problem that everyone in the room was worried about.

Zarra decides to entertain their astonishment, he turns around, addressing the whole room. “Not all nobles are bad, this one just saved your ass.” And with that, he seemingly does the impossible and walks through the wall he had just fixed. Some of onlookers are gonna need new pairs of pants after that.

Outside the ship, Zarra catches the view of a bearded man in the water and struggling to stay afloat, he must have gotten pushed off at some point. Before the boy can even comprehend the idea of saving him, an alligator basically launches out of the water and bodyslams this dude. Zarra almost turns white at the idea of a crocodilian pretending to be a Luchador. After the splashing clears, the poor soul is limp and face down in the water. He's then pulled underwater, and blood rises just as quickly in his place. Zarra makes a hand gesture reminiscent of a prayer, backing away and continuing to logic out where other possible damage could be.

The binder thinks long and hard. “Wait, didn't the ship have a restaurant section? Surely some idiot has managed to blow something up in there” Continuing to ignore such simple obstacles like debris and walls, he heads to the kitchen of the lower deck. “How even?!...” he mentally exclaims. There is a giant hole where clearly something used to be. The tide is seeping in every few seconds, and the floor is soaked up to his ankles. He considers his options on how to fix such a problem, and after some solid seconds letting the water chill his feet, Zarra gets an idea.

He flips over one of the wooden large restaurant tables. While the wood is rather light, him being so scrawny means he struggles to lift it. He dusts away the legs of the table, absorbing their energy with a strategy in mind. He goes over to the gaping chasm and recreates the table legs so they it matches the depth of the breached metal. He does this 4 all legs, then goes back to the table. He rebinds the table legs back on into the center of the table, in such a way that they all create a tight square. He then takes another table, faces the flat side towards the wall, and pushes it near the ominously large rupture, this so he can reach it for the final part of his plan. Finally, he nears the DIY table, and lifts it.

He shifts into the other dimension, you would think by doing so, any object going with would be weightless. But this sadly not the case. Good thing he has such an ability, otherwise he'd have to explain why he's without clothes every time he uses the power. Using the intangibility to his advantage, he shoves the table through the walls of the ship, intentionally making it land outside. In quick succession, he reforms and pulls hard, slamming the table against the hull and by extension sealing the gap, He holds on to the table legs that he created as both handholds and as a way to fuse both tables together. However, to his dismay, he can't reach other table and pull it closer, having misjudged the distance. He's using his entire body weight to keep the water shield from falling into the sea. If that happens, the overgrown lizards will have it. With his arm starting to get tired, he starts using kinetic to hopefully spin the other table over in front of him.

After a few tries, he loses his patience and puts his whole force into it, causing the table to almost spin midair. He narrowly manages to dodge crushing his own arm. But in those few moments, all his mana reserves are continued to be taxed as he summons wind from outside the ship to hold the outer board in place, and he slams himself into the inner board, causing them to collide in a racket of wood and metal. As the final piece of the puzzle, Zarra uses binding to fuse the exposed ends of the table legs to the other table, essentially interlocking both and making it impossible to move one without the other. He analyzes his work, to his relief, the boards seem tight enough to never waver. Zarra thinks about a way to get rid of all the water, but his stamina depleted, he decides to let Eun-Ji, someone more specialized in water manipulation than he is, to handle that task. Finally mentally done with fixing the ship, he phases one last time to head towards the team intervention... Or so he thought.

As he passed the bloodmage's body, he facepalms himself. He forgot that he had sabotaged the engine. Being that it's their only real option for getting back to shore, he sighs. He telefrags the air one more time and goes over to the Traveler Agent's body. He pulls out the pipe, still covered in bits of gore and brain matter. He uses basic binding to undo his work, including remaking the little bolt holes. After scanning the room, he finds that the arcane mages and Forceful are missing, he decides not to worry about it. He goes over to where the missing section is, steam pathetically rising out. He looks down, and realizes the rivets are gone, having rolled away from the back and forth of the ship. Zarra rolls his eyes and binds the pipe to the rest of the system.

A combination of magic overuse and seasickness finally get to him, He ends up leaning over braced against the wall, his nausea building. Without much remorse, he vomits moderately onto himself and the floor, cleaning himself off with a nearby towel. He ultimately decides he doesn't have the constitution or energy to use his greyborn powers again and just walks his way to the meeting.
I'm actually thinking City of the Lost Moon
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