"You're English, right?"
"You're from Iran, yes?"
"Ah, so you're Irish?"
"So you're Scottish too?"
"You look Brazilian."
"You from America?"
"You're my French brother, no?"
"You are nice white boy."
"You very handsome, get beautiful gir', easy."
"Your nose is huge."
"Big nose, very handsome."
"Ayah! You get so fat! You need lose this belly!"
"You're skinny, but that's okay."
"You're a toothpick."
"Dude, from behind I thought you were a girl."
"You look like a skinhead."
"You're getting me turned on at work."
"You'll make a great husband one day."
"Oh-my-gawd that was so sexy."
"You've got a voice for radio."
"I love you so much."
"We need to talk, and it's not a good talk."
"Your Chinese is very good."
"Your Chinese is so bad."
