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The mayor of Broferd came running up to the new guy. "OH THANK YOU, OH THANK YOU!" exclaimed the mayor while shaking Brubbem's hand. "If you hadn't of come i don't know how unpopular he would of made us! You have my blessing and my most sincere gratitude."
Suddenly a rumbling is felt all through the town! "A GREAT BURDEN TO BEAR" a mighty voice echos. "TO THINK THOSE MORTALS WHO HAVE HAD FAITH IN ME HAVE LEFT MY LEGACY IN SHAMBLES. I JOE WILL like destroy everything brah because I feel it is necessary to start anew with dudes who will, like honor me and stuff brah." The rumbling became more violent and the sky turned red, it seems that Joe is displeased with the festival that was supposed to honor him and has decided to destroy the world of Swaggoloh!
4 months later...

Broferd has been quite quiet ever since the festival of the Bro-lord. It seemed rather odd that only one child was ready to integrate into adulthood. Some people are concerned that Joe has left them and that there really wasn't a bodacious bro who blessed their land. Others see it as a warning that Joe thinks everyone is unworthy of his swag and will curse them and everything they believe in! Most people however just shrug it off and get on with their lives.
"All right boys and girls today marks the festival of the bro-lord" says the mayor of Broferd. the year is 1456 A.J (after joe) and the bro-lord festival begins today. Everyone forms around the town square to hear the rules of the event. "As you all know the quest to become popular beings today and thorough the rest of the month those who haven't lost their uncool shell with bloom into adults today. Those who haven't proven themselves please step forward to be enlisted."
The age of your characters does not matter. They can be younger than 12 or older than 12, but remember if you make yourself >24 you are an outcast who ha not proven them self to be a bro yet.
In the land of Dude place there is a tale of one bro who's quest to become the radest bad boy is heard to and frow. No one knows the bro but they say that his swag graced the land with wealth and power. He is remarked as a god named "Joe the bro-lord" and it has seince become tradition that all the dudes and dudets when turning 12 must be regarded as outcasts until they do something radical. Many have try'd and all have basically failed, but hope still shines in the darkest of dudgeouns and the quest to become popular continues. How will you prove yourself to your peers? Will you achieve the glamour of Joe, or will you stop and rot knowing you will never be as popular as him.
bowlaker bike finishes up in the washroom. "dammit another clog. maybe the food here ante good for me. then again i am pretty fat." He continues to head to his next class which is biology not realizing he did not wash his hands. he stops by his locker to grab some chips from his lunch. he pops the bag open and eats a chip "man these things taste like shit... aw well." he shrugs it off and continues to his bio class.
"Sounds like fun!" Sherman piped up completely ignoring the crowd standing silently in awe at the announcement. "where do I sign buddo! i kinda wanna be a god who can hit stuff and smell nice and get all the wine he can drink! HAHA!. However if this quest presents danger i might look yonder to avoid any such conflict that might shatter my bones."
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