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Carbombya- Weather report: Cloudy with a chance of mountains

The republic of Carbombya had been overtaken by the prince of destructa since a few days/hours ago. From the looks of things, the prince was quite a strong individual, able to subjugate a military juggernaut like carbombya by himself. The reports fro mthe city had been cut off since a while ago, restricted by the new ruler's iron fist. However, a singular object approached carbombya from deep orbit, catching nothing less than fire as it hurtled through the atmosphere. Said object was a piece of the Sickly Imouto Hospital Transport Ship's hull, which crash-landed in the middle of the carbombyan gathering to worship their new ruler.

The next object that smashed down into the republic was more..odd, and quite mountain shaped to boot...wait...a mountain? Said mountain smashed into the ground, and on top of it rested the GodZanger mech, arms crossed as if judging the innocent people beneath it. "Prince of destructa! I've come here to challenge you!" A voice blared from the robot's communication systems as the cockpit opened up and revealed the Martial Artist Yin Feilong, quite sober and sporting a scraggly beard on his face. "I also demand a shaving razor, this beard I grew while stuck in that dimensionally isolated bar is annoying me!"
Kurou's character does shit that allows the plot to move forward
Laughing Matter said
So hey, is this still open for new people to join?


I'd like to know as well
Tara and Lux emerge out in space only to encounter the incredibly rare Space Mountain Phenomenon. Death happens inmediately afterward.
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Yin runs into a convoy for the sick Imouto foundation and destroys it in a drunken rage
Stuff happens at the bar and Karako can now do shit again. Also Yin is now in space
The martial artist had been intently eyeing the duo as they played their game of bar pool as he sipped on his tequila, having switched from shots of the drink to full on glasses of it. The man's tolerance for alcohol was certainly very impressive, seeing as how he'd been drinking the incredibly strong liquor with seemingly no ill effects. Kamille wasn't doing so well though, as he seemed completely shitfaced after sipping on the adult kool-aid that Karako had fed him. Yin would have to make Kamille man up later if the kid stayed around for longer. He swore on his pride as a defender of earth's best friend: alcohol. At that moment in time, Yin's thoughts drifted back to the Betas commander he'd fodderized as he entered the bar. Yeah, he'd have to drop a mountain on him too at some point, assuming some schmuck didn't hijack a mobile suit and sniped the guy out of the air before he had a chance to actually go through with the act. At that moment he was snapped to attention by Karako sitting down next to him.

" Kid really can't hold his liquor, can he?" He asked, shooting a glance towards kamille, who seemed to have broken out into some weird interpretive dance mix between doing the robot and having an epileptic seizure. The martial artist raised an eyebrow at Kamille's dance skills, wondering if it was normal for Adult Kool-aid to make people dance in weird fashions. "That shit normal when you guys drink that?" He queried, pointing a finger at the dancing Kamille.

At that point Karako asked the question of who the mech outside belonged to...something which made Yin beam with pride. "Ha...talking 'bout my GodZanger, are ya?" Yin stood up as he said this and walked over to Kamille, unable to tolerate his dancing any longer. "If yer gonna dance, at least dance when yer hopped up on Man's best friend." A hand shot out towards Kamille's shoulder and dragged him into a headlock before shoving the Tequila he was drinking down his throat.

If people were gonna get drunk, they were gonna do it right, damnit.
As Yin sat at the bar downing his shots of tequila after chasing out the Los Betas officer, he was approached by one of the other customers, a man named Adam to be precise. Seems like he'd made an impression with the way he'd kicked the teeth out of the officer, and now the man was striking up a casual conversation over drinks. Now this was something Yin could get behind, shooting the shit with other alcohol entusiasts like Adam. "Yin, Yin Feilong." The Martial Artist quickly gave the other customer his name before raising one of his shots and clinking glasses with the man. "To mankind's best friend, booze." At that point the doors to the bar opened once more and what seemed to be a Titans officer walked in with a kid, sitting down at the bar and ordering drinks. Yin couldn't help but chuckle at the current situation and directed his attention to the new arrivals. "Man up kiddo. It'll put hair on yer chest." He told the boy known as kamille proudly. Drinking could help some people forget, and others could remember whatever memories they chose to bury deep underneath their normal facades. For Yin Feilong, the bottle was a constant companion in the world.

The Martial Artist now turned his gaze to the female with the kid. "It's great, ain't it. Being able to just come here and relax after a hard day?" He asked her with a small chuckle as he downed another shot of tequila.
The mysterious robot from before was standing outside a residential area close to a nearby base, though this time it was vacant of its pilot. Walking along the road, the mysterious martial artist was looking for a particular spot in which to wind down. Dropping that Mountain on Preet had completely drained him of all desire to do anything else in the day. It was for that very same reason that he decided to pay a visit to the local bar, deciding that a drink...or 57 were probably the best way to spend the remainder of his days. As he entered the bar, he spotted what looked to be a Los Betas officer looking at a photo of something. Upon closer inspection, one could see that the picture seemed to have been taken from an internet forum, and that the photo depicted someone called Fujita. Said main looking at the photo looked completely and utterly depressed as the mysterious martial artist sat down next to him and ordered 5 shots of his favorite drink: Tequila.

"Why...why doesn't she understand? I'm only trying to show her my love!" The Betas officer howled in anguish, causing most of the bargoers to begin staring at him with mild to extreme annoyance. "It's all those other people's fault! If they were all gone Fujita would love me!" The officer once more howled, and at this point Yin rotated his seat to face the officer.

"Ya know, I knew a Fuji once. Big piece of shit. Granted I dropped that shit on some pansy lookin' motherfucker in a gay ass mech" The martial artist said with a smirk that belied how inhebriated he still was.

Of course, his mention of knowing a Fuji inmediately set the officer of the Betas off. 'HOW DARE YOU SPEAK ABOUT HER, ONLY I CAN TALK TO HER LIKE THAT. ONLY I KNOW WHAT SHE TRULY LIKES!" He roared as he brandished his .45 caliber sidearm at the martial artist, only to find himself losing about 6 teeth to the instant front kick the man delivered to his face.

"Ya know...Kid's should nae play with guns. Ye coul' hur' someone." said the martial artist as he walked over to the fallen officer and delivered an axe kick to his ribs. "Git the fuck out' herre b'fore I smash ya to bits,"

"I-I'll never forget this. I'll hunt you down and kill you!" The Betas officer screamed as he limped pathetically out of the bar.

The martial artist quickly retook his seat and began the slow process of enjoying his previously ordered tequila shots.
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