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El Taco Taco
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STATUS: 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.' 6 yrs ago
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'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate
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And I'm back. Bump!
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It's what we did for the hearings for two of the other ladies in the divorce squad, so it's kind of become a tradition at this point haha. It should be really nice. It means everything to know that I have great people in my life that I can rely on during all this so I can focus on getting through it.
I have to see my ex today while he gets his stuff out of the house, but at least I won't have to look at his clothes in the closet anymore once its done. And then I can focus on packing everything else and getting ready to move! I'm so excited, we've found loads of cute places to rent and I'm going to live with two of the wonderful ladies from my divorce squad. <3
So they've got Meyers, Freddy, Leatherface and Amanda from Saw. From what I've gathered they're probably done with licensed killers, just because it's super hard to get the rights to make and sell cosmetics for them, and the devs want that sweet sweet profit. And tbh, I hope they only do original killers from here on out, just because they tend to be more creative
I have to see my ex today while he gets his stuff out of the house, but at least I won't have to look at his clothes in the closet anymore once its done. And then I can focus on packing everything else and getting ready to move! I'm so excited, we've found loads of cute places to rent and I'm going to live with two of the wonderful ladies from my divorce squad. <3
So they've got Meyers, Freddy, Leatherface and Amanda from Saw. From what I've gathered they're probably done with licensed killers, just because it's super hard to get the rights to make and sell cosmetics for them, and the devs want that sweet sweet profit. And tbh, I hope they only do original killers from here on out, just because they tend to be more creative
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Bumperooni.
October 9th!! It's so soon. I already told my boss that I'm taking the day off work. My girlfriends and I are going to have a spa day, go to the hearing in the afternoon, and then go get drinks and probably play board games haha <3 I'm super excited to get my maiden name back too!
I actually never saw Sin City, because I am terrible. I'll have to watch it!
The Wraith is the invisible one (: The Huntress is a Russian beefcake with a cute lil bunny mask who hums a delightfully creepy lullaby and throws hatchets.
Honestly it takes some time to get the hang of it. There's a lot of shit going on for a game that's so mechanically simple. But it's loads of fun, numerous flaws and all haha
I actually never saw Sin City, because I am terrible. I'll have to watch it!
The Wraith is the invisible one (: The Huntress is a Russian beefcake with a cute lil bunny mask who hums a delightfully creepy lullaby and throws hatchets.
Honestly it takes some time to get the hang of it. There's a lot of shit going on for a game that's so mechanically simple. But it's loads of fun, numerous flaws and all haha
Haha, I knoooowww. My ex just basically ignored me for Overwatch for the last 8 months of our marriage and he was so fucking toxic. Spammed thanks when they lost, played support characters but didn't actually do any supporting, threw matches when he got salty...ugh. It really soured Overwatch for me. When I did get to play, he basically kicked me off after two or three matches so he could play and drink. But I was supposed to just stay there and watch him play and I wasn't allowed to go off and do my own thing and ignore him.
Turns out I was married to a total douchebag. I can't wait for everything to be finalised so I can be free. Ugh. That scumbag stole eight years of my life.
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The clown is creepy as shiiiiiit. He's basically John Wayne Gacy. But he throws bottles of gas that slow the survivors and make their vision go all kerfuckity and has a cute lil butterfly knife. His mori is curbstomping the survivor and then slicing off their pinky which he then sucks. He's horrible and I love him. I'm still a huntress main tho because hatchets are the beeeesssst.
Turns out I was married to a total douchebag. I can't wait for everything to be finalised so I can be free. Ugh. That scumbag stole eight years of my life.
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The clown is creepy as shiiiiiit. He's basically John Wayne Gacy. But he throws bottles of gas that slow the survivors and make their vision go all kerfuckity and has a cute lil butterfly knife. His mori is curbstomping the survivor and then slicing off their pinky which he then sucks. He's horrible and I love him. I'm still a huntress main tho because hatchets are the beeeesssst.
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