Ooh. I'll have to get my squad back together. My bestie mains DVa and we're terrifying when we play together. I've mostly just been stuck in Dead By Daylight hell. The clown FINALLY came to PS4 weeks after the PC crowd and I've been having way too much fun murdering survivors with him.
El Taco Taco
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STATUS: 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.' 6 yrs ago
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'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate
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I haven't played in so long ;A; My ex kind of spoiled it for me. I'm hoping to get back into it soon tho because Hammond is just too goddamn perfect and I need to play him. But otherwise I'm a dedicated Mercy main, because I hate myself.
Yeah. I definitely want my divorce to be final before I face dating again.
I've been married basically my whole adult life. How the fuck do I date? 😹
It is super nice not being the only geek. I need to get more geeky shit for my cubicle. Right now it's just covered in Pharmercy fanart 😍
You're so sweet ♥️ I should have a reply up for you tomorrow
I've been married basically my whole adult life. How the fuck do I date? 😹
It is super nice not being the only geek. I need to get more geeky shit for my cubicle. Right now it's just covered in Pharmercy fanart 😍
You're so sweet ♥️ I should have a reply up for you tomorrow
Right??? There's a super cute girl I work with who is a fellow nerd and I'm just like, heart eyes motherfucker. Defo not going to date a coworker ever again, but I get to admire her pretty face and brain, so heck yeah, works for me!
Have a toasty post! Gotta get back into the habit of writing daily, so hopefully I won't keep you waiting months for the next one P:
Have a toasty post! Gotta get back into the habit of writing daily, so hopefully I won't keep you waiting months for the next one P:
"It's also like, horrifically violent," Sadie pointed out, rolling her eyes about Quidditch. It didn't help that she was terrified of heights. She had spent her flying lessons desperately trying to get away with not flying, and had managed a decent job of it thus far. She suspected Madame Hooch was aware of her self-sabotage, and Sadie wasn't sure how much longer the hawk-eyed woman would let her get away with it. "Hard pass."
As George asked about sports she was interested in, Sadie bounced back with a grin.
"I really like tennis! My mum and I are big fans of the Williams' sisters. They're incredible, literally the best players ever! I'm not very good at playing, but it's so fun to watch."
It took Sadie a couple of moments to piece together what George was talking about. It was adorable, really, the way he described the real world. Perhaps it was unfair to think of it like that, but she suspected the wixen world would always feel more like a vacation than her own life.
Sadie giggled as Seine burst into laughter. Their amusement wasn't mean spirited, but she did feel a tinge of guilt as George's face turned pink. Her tone was gentler as she spoke up. "You're talking about darts. It's more of a pub game than anything else. You're trying to throw darts at specific numbers so they can sum up and get your score down to zero. I mean like, it's kind of a sport, but it's not super popular. We're more into like football and rugby." She wrinkled her nose, shrugging her shoulders. "They're okay, I guess. Brennan played a lot of rugby with some of the other boys in the village when we were kids and never let me join, so it kind of soured me on it. That jerk."
As George asked about sports she was interested in, Sadie bounced back with a grin.
"I really like tennis! My mum and I are big fans of the Williams' sisters. They're incredible, literally the best players ever! I'm not very good at playing, but it's so fun to watch."
It took Sadie a couple of moments to piece together what George was talking about. It was adorable, really, the way he described the real world. Perhaps it was unfair to think of it like that, but she suspected the wixen world would always feel more like a vacation than her own life.
Sadie giggled as Seine burst into laughter. Their amusement wasn't mean spirited, but she did feel a tinge of guilt as George's face turned pink. Her tone was gentler as she spoke up. "You're talking about darts. It's more of a pub game than anything else. You're trying to throw darts at specific numbers so they can sum up and get your score down to zero. I mean like, it's kind of a sport, but it's not super popular. We're more into like football and rugby." She wrinkled her nose, shrugging her shoulders. "They're okay, I guess. Brennan played a lot of rugby with some of the other boys in the village when we were kids and never let me join, so it kind of soured me on it. That jerk."
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@NecroKnight Sounds dope! Shoot me a PM and we can get plotting.
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Enigma of Kirkwall? Please.
I am so sorry! I actually found a partner for that a while ago and just neglected to update this post. I'm down for other stuff though!
Would you be down for a during Hogwarts HP RP?
Hell yeah I would be! Feel free to shoot me a PM and we can plot it up.
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Boop.
Right??? No one shouts here! One retailer got a little rude to me my second week there and my co-workers shut that shit down so fast. It's nice being treated so well 😍
Of course! I hope to have a post up for you soon bee tea dubs! I've missed our tiny lil nerds
Of course! I hope to have a post up for you soon bee tea dubs! I've missed our tiny lil nerds
They've been brilliant <3
Omg I love it so much. No more interacting with customers!! My office is amazing and I'm just so happy there. It was a huge raise too, so between that and not having my ex spending like crazy I actually have money! Crazy stuff.
If you ever need to chat, I'm happy to listen. <3 Sending good vibes your way!
Omg I love it so much. No more interacting with customers!! My office is amazing and I'm just so happy there. It was a huge raise too, so between that and not having my ex spending like crazy I actually have money! Crazy stuff.
If you ever need to chat, I'm happy to listen. <3 Sending good vibes your way!
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