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Deadpool shows up, in his usual costume, and the first thing he does is walk over and slap pete with all his might. "YOU! You just made me lose my only love life! You, you!" He was surprisingly unwilling to spew profanities, instead he just throws up his arms and storms off. "I'm gonna go try to drown in booze. Catch you cock blocking scum another time." He goes off, mumbling and kicking things and generally being in a bad and sour mood. He ends up in the same pub as Maxwell, as it was the closest one to the shore. He hails the bartender, and says "Hey, buddy, you do tabs?" The bartender, a slight man with a curly mustache and waxed hair, was polishing a mug. "Yesiree, that we do! Just, we have a deadline for these things you know, and a limit of fifty worth of drinks. Not much, but that's because we've had troubles with individuals in the past, hope you understand." Deadpool nods, and says "How much is the strongest drink you've got?" The Bartender says "Sir, if you can down the strongest beverage we have, i'll pay for it myself. You don't seem the type that can handle his alcohol, if you don't mind me saying." Deadpool looks up, smiles, and says. "Oh, you're on. Give me your best shot, mustache boy." The bartender was slightly miffed at that nickname, but poured and slammed down a pint of a strange yellow fluid.

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Joshua gets in the way of the plasma rounds, and roars in pain as the heated fire sears his flesh. He glares at the lex-sec and picks up a huge piece of metal from the mangled hole, and starts beating them aside; doing his best to not snap them in two with his attacks. The battle clears, and Joshua was glad. He wasn't too sure he would have lasted any longer with the lex-sec having plasma rifles. He was quiet on the way back, holding the three even cauterized holes in his bicep. They didn't go through the whole thing, but it still hurt to move his right arm. After they got back, he hobbled off to the medical room, wanting to get himself fixed up before he hit the showers.

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Well, he did just say "bisected" so maybe it can still crawl around as a torso or something. But then the puppet actually seemed, you know, agressive enough to keep attacking rather than just take to poking around an igloo so it'd just get annihilated by all the people there, or by Bee when he comes back and explains that it was put down by obviously evil guy that'd been harassing them before in Hyrule.

@Zero Hex

make up your mind!!!!!!! i'll look into something XD

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Bee stood ankle deep in the water, pant legs rolled up. His vest and tie were removed, and the top few buttons of his shirt were undone. The man stared at the ocean, letting the sea breeze fill his nostrils. "Guys, we should build a sand castle while we're here" he said, walking back to the group. Nonchalantly, he swung Korbo out, bisecting the puppet headed towards it friends. For a brief moment, holding it felt different, as if he were holding someone's hand. It was probably his imagination. "We might not get to come back soon anyways, so we should enjoy it now." he said, smiling.

@IncredibleBee

Speaking of page 20, I don't think that puppet should be much good for anything. Also Ajax wasn't at the igloo, since Cirno had to leave it to go meet up with everyone else. Right now pretty much everyone is just...standing around, some of them enjoying a drink, ankle deep in seawater and a ways off from both the igloo and Okuu's sand house. Bee wandered off to find icecream, Okuu's prolly hovering around her sandcastle and Rawk the character's hovering around her. And now we have Jerkchicken popping up too.

@Zero Hex

WEll, i can just delete that part of the post then.

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Deadpool shows up facing away from the group, a trench coat and fedora hiding his features. He feels different, like he was... normal. He puts his hands to his face, and feels perfectly healthy skin. His hands weren't scarred, his face felt ordinary. "This... this is..." He was speechless as he looked around. "I... I don't know what to say. I'm not scarred anymore. I'm perfectly fine, perfectly... human..." He gasps, and falls to the ground. Wade Wilson has officially fainted. Maxwell shows up with a loud BANG! He immeidiately starts pacing back and forth. "no no NO NO NO!" He almost roars and hands of shadow start ripping the beach up, slinging sand everywhere. "this is all WRONG! My plans, RUINED!" His eyes looked as though they might catch on fire. He flusters and slams down a man made of wood and steel. This man was eight feet tall and his wooden arms were as thick as Cirno was wide. The man glares at John Gaunt, tilting his head. The puppet starts to lumber towards John, and it definitely didn't look like it wanted to hug him. "I'll have to find some other way to exploit you sorry shits." He storms off towards the city. He was sure he could tempt some thugs with the promise of power. it's on page 20

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well, i mean when he first came along to cynosure. Sorry about that >.<

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he was put down when maxwell first showed up.

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cosmic adultery, YAY!

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Maxwell, meanwhile, was in a pub inside the city. He was given strange stares as he strolled through with the confidence that only gods had. Whispers were shared about him, but mostly people went along on their business. He goes to the bar, and waves down the bartender. A hand of shadow pick pockets a nearby thug, and he says "Give me something light, i'm just here to hire some muscle. No need to get drunk. Yet." He puts down a few pieces of the money he just nabbed with his shadow. The thug he took it from noticed it was his, and a look of shock and anger spread across his face. He marches over to Maxwell, and grabs him by his suit. "Listen here, Magic Man, I don't know what you did to get my money but it'd be best to give it back." Maxwell puts his hands up, and smiles a warm grin. "My good sir you are mistaken. This was a gift from a previous spouse I still mourn over. Nice looking wallets are common i'm sure. You are in a bar full of thieves, no doubt it was one of the cut throats you walked by." The man stares him in the eye, and says "I think I'm looking at that cut throat, and I plan to teach him his trade." He takes out a knife, and puts it to Maxwell's throat. Maxwell's face darkens and his eyes turn black. All he has to do is look back into his attacker's eyes and the man is on the other side of the bar, cowering in terrible fear. Maxwell turns back to see his drink on the counter, the money still there. He smiles and takes a sip of the beverage. Things were already going his way. Deadpool awoke with a start, finding himself in a very ornate bedroom. No other way to describe it, it was akin to rooms you would find in castles. He scratches his head, not knowing how he got here. Last thing he remembered was finding out his skin was back to normal, and falling to the ground. Ouch, remembering that hurt his pride. He gets out the bed, and realises he's naked. He's naked, in a stranger's home, in their bed. This is not gonna end well, he was sure of it now. Just to make his luck better, the doorknob starts to jiggle. He quickly takes one of the bed sheets to fashion so that his manhood was hidden. The door opens and what was there was... a shock to say the least. It was a woman, around 5'8" and slim in build. Had major knockers though Ouch! Don't slap me that hard!. The only thing was she had a distinct lack of flesh. She was a skeleton. How a skeleton has boobs, deadpool wasn't about to question. He was too busy cowering in fear at the glowering, twenty foot tall mass of blue muscle roid rage behind her named Thanos. Oh boy, this wasn't gonna end well. "Wade Wilson, what are you doing in my wife's bedroom naked..." Deadpool started sweating, bad. "Uhm, I, Uhm, just woke up here. Something about a clown shooting lasers a little to close to the end of the playing time." He was so gonna slap Pete for that one. Death was silent as the grave, harhar. Well, no, she says this next. "I didn't invite him here, he must have died." Thanos grits his teeth, and says through them "Yes, but you and me both know that people go back right to how and where they were should they come back to purgatory somehow. He was in your bed naked. How do you explain THAT!?" Both Death and Deadpool were at a loss for words here. Well, Deadpool wasn't for long. "Uh, Dumb luck your honor?" Thanos growls "Wrong answer, pin head. From here on out, you're banished from here. I don't want to even think about you being here." Deadpool dashed his eyes back and forth "Um, that means I won't ever die..." "Which means you won't be able to HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MY WIFE!" Deadpool's last words in purgatory were "Shit". What a way to go.

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sucky post is sucky