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9 yrs ago
Current "I rise but I can not wake, I move but I can not live, I fall but can not die"- The Zen of Undeath
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9 yrs ago
Twitter, YouTube, Walmart... these are the way to the dark side.
9 yrs ago
The cake is a lie?!?! Then what the hell did I just eat?!?!
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9 yrs ago
I have gone mad, Will you join me for a cup of tea?
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9 yrs ago
Stupid guards, all I did was Foos the Jarl, one of these days I'm gonna burn whiterun to the ground.

Bio

For starters, I'm a tried and true nerd lol
It doesn't matter what genre or style, I've played ALMOST
every tabletop game or any game from 1987-Now lol
I'm a big fan of Munchkin and plan on writing an RP thread
for all my fellow Unnatural Axe Weilders out there ;)

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Lyrian fought his way through the crowd until he could see the musician. The beat started again this time it was different, there were bells. He was a little confused but kept listening. Soon his guitar and the bells were in sync, he could hear it all. He began to sing with the elf as he finally managed to get past the first row.
Lyrian sitting atop a pile of boxes clapped quietly. "What sorcery was that hmmmmm...." wondered Lyrian, "....its like the music is...." he snapped his fingers shouting "Aha!!!" the startled people below him looked up at him with unusual stares. "What you never seen an elf on top of a pile of boxes?" one man replied "Yeah, just not one so short." Lyrian glared at him.

Leaping down he purposefully almost landed on the two. "Hey watch it stubby!!" Lyrian turns slowly stares right at him. "Call me 'stubby'.... one more time...". The man looked confused but replied "Ok, STUBBY!" he recoiled in pain as he suddenly realized there was a boot firmly placed right between his 'Crown Jewels'. "Why?! You told me to call you 'stubby'?!?!" Lyrian now eye to eye with the man "It was a rhetorical cyclic statement or as lower intelligence such as yourself call it... a loaded remark.". "Ok... *whimpers* Sorry..." noticing his sincerity Lyrian feels terrible for kicking him. "Sorry for emasculating you." confused the man asks whats "Emas..que...lating?" Lyrian facepalms "It means sorry for kicking you in the manhood."

Lyrian scurried to get a closer look, this time he was a little more polite. He tried as hard as he could to fight the crowd but he was getting swarmed by the mass of people.
Sorry everybody my work was draining all my time. I will post soon.
*blinks curiosly, ears twitch at the tip*

"What was that?!" Lyrian began to feel it again, the beat. He ran towards the sound as fast as his short legs would carry him. He ducked in and out between people as he scrambled towards the sound. The beat growing stronger as he grew closer. He didn't realize it but he had started to sing to himself again.

(Song he's singing is, Imagine Dragons: Radioactive)
Lyrian was running around frantically trying to accomplish everything that the Archmage needed him to finish. "If you don't finish by 3 pm.... I will fry your ears off!!!". The Archmage's words rang in his mind until he began to hear a beat, the beat was slow at first but increased steadily. Before long he was singing out loud to himself. He turned to find the Archmage standing and scowling. "So this is your idea of working hard? Singing?! *Slaps Lyrian to the ground* Enough of this childishness!". "But I was....." interjected Lyrian, "You were what!?!?". Lyrian kept his mouth shut because the Archmage had raised his hand again. "Nothing, sire....nothing."

Pleased at his exercise of power the Archmage cracked a smile. Lyrian noticed and scowled and him, the Archmage noticed this and began to beat Lyrian. Amongst his screams for help and frantic struggling to defend himself, the magistrate approached. "We are here to summon, Lyrian Danan, to active duty. Please come with us.". The Archmage spun around in anger "What have you done now? Why are you 'wanted' by the magistrate!! How dare you shame MY tower with your felonious behavior!!!" He raised his hand to beat Lyrian again but his arm was stopped in mid swing.

"Don't do that." the figured towered over the mage. "Oh and who are you to command me? I am the ARCHMAGE, none dare to speak to me in such a manner!!!". Before he could blink the Archmage was on the ground and the soldiers were pinning his hands down. "Where's your magic now??.... Old Man!" said the brute. The large man turned to Lyrian while still pinning the mage "Go to the recruitment center, register, we need your help Lyrian.". He was in shock "Me!?!?! Why am I so special?". "The goddess has blessed you and we have need of your skills. Go, we are gonna stick around and teach this old man why you never hit people smaller than you.". "But I'm smaller than you!! Isn't that a conflict of morals?" protested the Archmage. The brute nailed him in the kidney "I'm sorry were you saying something?". Lyrian practically ran to the recruitment center, smiling the whole way. "Serves you right you old coot!!!"
~Take me down to the Paradise City,
where the grass is green and the girls are pretty....
Ohh won't you please take me home~

-Guns 'n' Roses-

lol I wanna play :D
*Jammin out to Led Zeppelin, waiting to play*
Cook who practices the art of mage cooking, u can still cast fire magic ;) just post ur character bio under character section. Just the following is needed...
1. Name
2. Race
3. Class
4. Brief Description/Brief History

And remember just be fun and whacky this is for fun and laughs ;)

Name: Lyrian Danan
Age: 25 (but looks 15 bcuz he's short and half-elf)
Gender: Male
Race: Half-Elf
Weapon/Music Talent: Mage-o-phone to amplify Vocals
Magic: Fire, Ice, Lightning and Sonic spells
Bio: Half blood kicked around by everyone, works as an understudy for the Archmage. Who is not a forgiving or rewarding boss, he's an ass. Every time he gets yelled at or reprimanded he hears a song swelling in his soul. When he summons his weapon he forms a shell of clothing made from his magic. The Goddess chose him for his heart not his anger, she blessed him with the power to protect himself and other outcasts just like him.
Yay!!! *dancing like ur ^^ fairy gif* lol
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