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    1. LeoStevingson 10 yrs ago

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"Oh... be right back, need to buy a new brain, this one is running out of reasons to hate you..."
"Er... Do you want an answer?"
Leo "Listens", slowly raising a watergun to his head
"Yeah, sure. still no proper introduction to anything in this universe but, fuck it. MOVE OVER TEO!!" Leo yells, leaping heroically into the passenger side.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Suddenly, a massive granite column arose quickly through the ground before Teo. Once it stopped moving, a loud ding sound emmitted from it as the front of the collumn opened up, revealing Leo. He coughed a couple times, fanning dust away, walking towards Teo. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Man, you wouldn't BELIEVE traffic these days. God, what does a geomancer got to do to get anywhere these days?!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Oh its yo..: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "how the fuck did you find me?!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, murder, more murder, and I planted a GPS system in your motherboard. Uh... Don't ask." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Teo opens his chest to find a cruedly placed gps ,which he then rips out > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "you put the interdiemsional Navigator in me,it was in the Tetris for gods sake" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to says .ticked off > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "WAS. Past tense. It WAS in the tetris. Now it's in your hand. And on the floor. And getting stomped on. Teo, you're mean." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "dont worry ,i have an extra" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh. Uh. Cool. So I found a zombie at my place, and there were people here so hi, I'm here now > > > > > > > > > > > > > a zombie walks out of the hellevator and teo shoots it with a fire ball > > > > > > > > "that aint one of Mia's" > > > > > > > > > > Who the fuck is mia? > > "an extreamly sadistic Scientist who is getting hugged over there" > > Teo points at mia Oh, that's mia. Sup Mia?
> > > > > > > > > > Suddenly, a massive granite column arose quickly through the ground before Teo. Once it stopped moving, a loud ding sound emmitted from it as the front of the collumn opened up, revealing Leo. He coughed a couple times, fanning dust away, walking towards Teo. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Man, you wouldn't BELIEVE traffic these days. God, what does a geomancer got to do to get anywhere these days?!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Oh its yo..: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "how the fuck did you find me?!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, murder, more murder, and I planted a GPS system in your motherboard. Uh... Don't ask." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Teo opens his chest to find a cruedly placed gps ,which he then rips out > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "you put the interdiemsional Navigator in me,it was in the Tetris for gods sake" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to says .ticked off > > > > > > > > > > > > "WAS. Past tense. It WAS in the tetris. Now it's in your hand. And on the floor. And getting stomped on. Teo, you're mean." > > > > > > > > > > "dont worry ,i have an extra" > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh. Uh. Cool. So I found a zombie at my place, and there were people here so hi, I'm here now > > > > > > > a zombie walks out of the hellevator and teo shoots it with a fire ball > > > > "that aint one of Mia's" > > Who the fuck is mia?
> > > > > > > > > Suddenly, a massive granite column arose quickly through the ground before Teo. Once it stopped moving, a loud ding sound emmitted from it as the front of the collumn opened up, revealing Leo. He coughed a couple times, fanning dust away, walking towards Teo. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Man, you wouldn't BELIEVE traffic these days. God, what does a geomancer got to do to get anywhere these days?!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Oh its yo..: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "how the fuck did you find me?!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, murder, more murder, and I planted a GPS system in your motherboard. Uh... Don't ask." > > > > > > > > > > > > Teo opens his chest to find a cruedly placed gps ,which he then rips out > > > > > > > > > > > > "you put the interdiemsional Navigator in me,it was in the Tetris for gods sake" > > > > > > > > > > > > to says .ticked off > > > > > > > > > > "WAS. Past tense. It WAS in the tetris. Now it's in your hand. And on the floor. And getting stomped on. Teo, you're mean." > > > > > > > > "dont worry ,i have an extra" > > > > > > > > > > Oh. Uh. Cool. So I found a zombie at my place, and there were people here so hi, I'm here now > > > > a zombie walks out of the hellevator and teo shoots it with a fire ball > > "that aint one of Mia's"
> > > > > > > Suddenly, a massive granite column arose quickly through the ground before Teo. Once it stopped moving, a loud ding sound emmitted from it as the front of the collumn opened up, revealing Leo. He coughed a couple times, fanning dust away, walking towards Teo. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Man, you wouldn't BELIEVE traffic these days. God, what does a geomancer got to do to get anywhere these days?!" > > > > > > > > > > > > "Oh its yo..: > > > > > > > > > > > > "how the fuck did you find me?!" > > > > > > > > > > "Well, murder, more murder, and I planted a GPS system in your motherboard. Uh... Don't ask." > > > > > > > > Teo opens his chest to find a cruedly placed gps ,which he then rips out > > > > > > > > "you put the interdiemsional Navigator in me,it was in the Tetris for gods sake" > > > > > > > > to says .ticked off > > > > > > "WAS. Past tense. It WAS in the tetris. Now it's in your hand. And on the floor. And getting stomped on. Teo, you're mean." > > > > "dont worry ,i have an extra" > > > > Oh. Uh. Cool. So I found a zombie at my place, and there were people here so hi, I'm here now
> > > > > > Suddenly, a massive granite column arose quickly through the ground before Teo. Once it stopped moving, a loud ding sound emmitted from it as the front of the collumn opened up, revealing Leo. He coughed a couple times, fanning dust away, walking towards Teo. > > > > > > > > > > > > "Man, you wouldn't BELIEVE traffic these days. God, what does a geomancer got to do to get anywhere these days?!" > > > > > > > > > > "Oh its yo..: > > > > > > > > > > "how the fuck did you find me?!" > > > > > > > > "Well, murder, more murder, and I planted a GPS system in your motherboard. Uh... Don't ask." > > > > > > Teo opens his chest to find a cruedly placed gps ,which he then rips out > > > > > > "you put the interdiemsional Navigator in me,it was in the Tetris for gods sake" > > > > > > to says .ticked off > > > > "WAS. Past tense. It WAS in the tetris. Now it's in your hand. And on the floor. And getting stomped on. Teo, you're mean." > > "dont worry ,i have an extra" > Oh. Uh. Cool. So I heard there were zombies or something?
> > > > Suddenly, a massive granite column arose quickly through the ground before Teo. Once it stopped moving, a loud ding sound emmitted from it as the front of the collumn opened up, revealing Leo. He coughed a couple times, fanning dust away, walking towards Teo. > > > > > > > > "Man, you wouldn't BELIEVE traffic these days. God, what does a geomancer got to do to get anywhere these days?!" > > > > > > "Oh its yo..: > > > > > > "how the fuck did you find me?!" > > > > "Well, murder, more murder, and I planted a GPS system in your motherboard. Uh... Don't ask." > > Teo opens his chest to find a cruedly placed gps ,which he then rips out > > "you put the interdiemsional Navigator in me,it was in the Tetris for gods sake" > > to says .ticked off "WAS. Past tense. It WAS in the tetris. Now it's in your hand. And on the floor. And getting stomped on. Teo, you're mean."
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