Once der was a kitty, A black, and white kitty. strollin down tha streeet with a top hat on lookin freshh. That kittys name was Alex. Alex the kitty was walkin walkin walkin and came upon A house. Da house spelled gr8!!! so the kitty jumped through the window and fought to find that smell was coming from. alex jumped everywhere knocking pans, pots, bannanas and corn hanging fromn the ceiling down to the ground. Alex dosent know why there was corn taped to the ceiling. Strange. WELL he made such a loud noise and stuff that this lil old lady ran down the stairs with a pineapple in one hand, and a show in the other. she began raising the pineapple ready top smash the intruder into peices that was in her house. but good ol alex was fast. Alex ran away into the living room; The old woman got her pine apple and luckily threw it at alex. poor alex was laying ther on tha floor not moving and so the old woman ran ran ran to the living room and saw alex laying there. So she picked up the kitty and her pineapple and brought him to the market to buy some potatos. SHe got home and made some potato stew then went to bed. And live happily ever after. OH and alex? yah he was a ingredient for her yummy potato stew. HE tasted goo. good ol alex ;-)