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Right, well I feel as if I should bring up the chart.

Preppies: TOLERATE Nerds, HATE Punks and Bullies and DISLIKE Entertainers and Jocks
Bullies: HATE Nerds, Entertainers and Preppies, and DISLIKE Punks and Jocks
Punks: TOLERATE Entertainers, HATE Preppies, and DISLIKE Bullies, Jocks and Nerds
Jocks: TOLERATE Entertainers, HATE Nerds, and DISLIKE Punks, Preppies and Bullies
Nerds: TOLERATE Entertainers and Preppies, HATE Jocks and Bullies, and DISLIKE Punks
Entertainers: TOLERATE Jocks and Punks, HATE Bullies and DISLIKE Preppies

The chart, is a tool of navigating your more peaceful relationships. TOLERATE and DISLIKE are those more peaceful interactions. TOLERATE being the more friendly of the two, and more willing to toss you a bone (when dealing outside of your crew). DISLIKE are more strenuous, but can potentially be worked with.

And HATE is, well HATE. There is no peace to be found there if you are part of the allegiance that is hated.

Allow me to interject here with a bit of an exo-dump, which will of course be dumped by the characters of the associated factions, and if you were there long enough you know of it.

The term 'Neutral' is tenuous at best, it does not mean that everyone can interact freely with others with a sense of safety. What it means is, the Administration keeps an effort to make sure that not everyone goes to beat the shit out of each other to a bloody pulp, as they would be inclined to. That gets messy and it in fact, is a pain for the janitors to deal with.

The Food Fight of Two Fridays ago, was essentially the cafeteria turning into a horrific scene of violence between all the factions, which yes did start with food. Hence the Food Fight, that happened two Fridays ago. It did get stopped, but it did take awhile to clean up. So with that being said, entering territory that specifically hates you, and is filled with a bunch of powered people who hates your guts, is generally a poor idea.

And there was no mention of any power, from the Siren, that would imply they are rather good at ripping things apart. The only real power was Song, which was being drained out with METAL at the time.

Now then, considering these factors it is safe to say that there is no real chance that the Punks will come to harm from this. Maybe the Preppy Clique pondering a retaliation due to this. But an immediate harm wouldn't happen.

Imagine if for a moment, a Punk went to Preppy Territory. The same thing would be done, but by the hired staff of the Preppies. Or if a Nerd went into Bully Territory. The same results would happen.

Now you may ask would the Prefects act to stop this? Eh, this is only one person. They would drag them out and back to safety, but they wouldn't stop the beating proper, because, really it isn't that bad enough for them. It is nature at work. However, if the Punks began to go in a glorious rampage, inspired by this, then yes they would act.

The most logical resolution to this this, would be a Punk Victory, and Prefects dragging away the Preppy back to safety among their own. This of course would probably be followed by some Preppies swearing vengeance and fueling further conflict. So the Preppy takes the first lumps, and Steve-y Boy will take some lumps from it.

Truly the finest Kingdom. Long live TKI Fridays!

So we got like, one extra kingdom attribute.

Edit: Hm, actually looking back. Think I'm gonna vote on tossing our free attribute to military.
Right, so what we just need to settle out the attributes for the Kingdom and the name.

I propose the Kingdom's name is, Thank the King It's Fridays. Or TKIF's for short.
Aaah don't worry too much about it. Hope the camping trip goes well.
Cafeteria Floor

"Wut happen?" spoke a rather oafish voice not entirely sure of its surroundings. The creature swore that he just had a mark that would've been easy to exploit for tribute. However that was not on the forefront of his mind at the time, as he found himself day-dreaming of what he would spend his share of the fortune on. It was in that magical day-dreaming daze and the target's voice, that he found himself letting go of the arm. The barrel-framed ogre with its massive limbs, which was peered around nervously, knowing what would happen. After all, he volunteered to go bring back that easy target. But alas, he was unable to secure the target. The Ogre snorted as his eyes began wavering. Snot was beginning to run down his nose and the Ogre found that he failed to do even the simplest of tasks. Again.

"Aww jeez, what's wit da watahwoiks?" Inquired an individual walking up towards the Ogre. It was a diminutive Kobold wearing a simple grey-hoody. He dragged his brown scaled tale across the floor as he grabbed at the Ogre's sweatpants. "YA had 'em Makor!" The Ogre sniffled a bit, "But Sicuro, I-I let them go, instead of pulling them back. I'm no-" Sicuro the Kobold glared at the depressed Ogre. "The important ting is ya got'em. Listen, I got some business with Cyrios. We gonna rough up some guys real soon. Come on, should get you out of the rut." Makros wiped at his nose as he glanced down at Sicuro, "C-can I give 'em purple nurples?"

The Kobold laughed, "Now that's the spirit!" Makros smiled down at Sicuro as he leaned down a bit. Sicuro skittered onto the Ogre and sat upon his shoulders. "Come on pal-o, whole lotta targets to squash! Gonna be a good day." And so, the bully pair began walking out of the cafeteria.

As that was going on, a Prefect watched as a Preppy was, heading to the Punk Section. The normally emotionless face of this Elf Prefect curled into a small smile. As soon as the smile was upon his face, he raised his right hand to cover his mouth. "H..heheh-" His face was contorted as his cheeks rose up, clearly happy about the situation this would bring. Using his left hand he began to adjust an ear-piece, while trying to calm down his attitude.
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Cafeteria - Punk Section

Charro grinned ear to ear as he began to reach towards something in his jean back-pockets. The line worked! It didn't fail him, and now he was ready to perform the finisher. With a flourish of his left hand, he pulled out a pair of cheap toy hand-cuffs. The cheap silver paint was noticeably chipped away, revealing the white plastic frame. Charro slowly licked his lips as he reached over with the cuffs.

"Bail gonna be at t-" And that is when Steven Diggs approached the scene and started to complain. Charro couldn't understand why he had to ruin his good times. He cocked his head back, "Eyyy muchacho, I ain't finished gettin' the chicas!" He enthusiastically declared as he waggled the plastic hand-cuffs. "We got time, 'sides not like we've got any important thing to do now." However, Charro found himself drawn to another situation approaching.

A Preppy, an agent of THE MAN, was wandering far away from their territory. As she approached she earned quite a few glares, followed by quite a few popping knuckles. Charro, being ever the opportunist when it came to the ladies, decided to get up from his seat and get closer to the Preppy. "Eyyy, soooo what y-"

Unfortunately, before he could finish off his attempt to flirt with everything that moved, he received a quick smack to the head by yet another girl who approached. Loose Lacey had finally arrived and was adjusting her torn jeans. Her most notable feature was a rather prominent rack that was stretching out a 'Crime Unadulterated' Band T-shirt. She flicked back some dark red hair from her face as she glared at Charro.

"Idiot!" Lacey hissed out at him. "Do you know what you are looking at?" Charro took a moment to contemplate the lovely lady who appeared to be an olive skinned beauty.

"A hot bitch." Charro said fully confidant in his answer. This earned him another smack to the back of his head and another lecture from Lacey. "No, that's a fucking Siren!" Charro glanced back as he raised his eyebrow, "Naaah, nah, s'cool." He stretched out his arms and held them behind his head.

Lacey grumbled out as she just glanced towards Steve. "...Can you drag Charro out of here before he does something stupid?"
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Cafeteria - The Entertainers Section

Kuornos smiled as Julie wrapped her arm around him. At least he wasn't in the commode when the arm was going around him. Tim smiled ear to ear as he nodded. The Halfling knew this was gonna be good. He began rubbing his hands together as he clapped. "Yeah! We gotta stick up for each other! No one gonna keep down the show!" With a mischievous grin Tim began laughing as he glanced towards the Elf who was still wrapping one of his hands around his locks.

Twisting his hair, Kuoronos continued to try to remove excess water. In the back of his mind he considered that he might need a hair-cut, but he quickly decided to concentrate on getting vengeance on Cyrios. His tormentor would be subjected to a hilarious scheme of revenge! Kuoronos leaned in close as he glanced between Tim and Julie.

"Right, so if I know Cyrios, which I feel I do." He stared upwards, gesturing towards his hair. "He's probably gonna be up to something right now. Which means, we got a bit of time to plan something. And I think I've got an idea." Kuronos grinned as Tim leaned in closer. "So what's your idea?" The Halfling inquired.

"Okay, so there is a particular bathroom stall that Cyrios prefers. Not to shove people in mind you, but one that I think he keeps some stuff he looted." The Elf mused for a moment, "So what I am thinking, is we go and rig that plumbing right?" He began nodding as he shifted gazes between the others. Waiting for a dramatic lull, he eagerly spoke. "And with it, we make it explode right in his face! Like you know the spring cans?! That."

Tim began laughing as some tears began rolling down his face. "Aha! Ooooh, that sounds funny." The Halfling immediately turned to Julie, "You think that's funny enough to work with?" After all, a true Entertainer plot had to be well, entertaining. And Cyrios would be subjected to hilarious shenanigans at his expense, for what he did to Kuoronos.

Of course this discussion earned them the attention of another fellow Entertainer who was walking by with a tray stacked with empty pin-tins. The girl, who was dressed in a series of polka-dotted overalls and a rather orange and green shirt with incredibly puffy sleeves spun around on her heels to face them. "Saaaaaay, if you need help, I do have a couple of pies I'd like to test." She said with an overly cheerful grin.

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Track Field

Well, certainly a show was going to commence. And it was here underneath a bush a Nerd popped his head up. He adjusted his bottle-cap glasses and began to wipe some smudge that was on them. No matter, he had a mission to do and did not have time to waste. And so wordlessly, the acne ridden Gnome retreated back into the bushes and began crawling away towards a series of bleachers.


Orange is corridor
Pink is exit/entrance to the kingdom.

How's zat?
Aiiiight. It appears that I've got some sheets to deal with. (One of which won't be back until the 21, so gonna keep that one on hold.)
So I'mma go onto the other.

@Blackmist16 - Maaan, I had the little thing saying to not toss dudes up in the OOC and just toss them in the CS before being judged. And you just tossed it in the OOC, disregarding that entirely. Oh well. So standard bardic buff/debuffing then? Eeeh, I'm not sure I like the charm bit, unless it can be resisted. And just a few other things I'd like answered before fully making the judgement call. What exactly does the Music Manipulation do, is it just the fact he plays Bardic songs? Are people who are getting debuffed by the music only affected if they can hear it? Mm just a few quick things I'd like to be answered.

The Cafeteria - Punk Section

It happened again, Tixhol once more had to deal with that girl who always had a poor signal, who always just seemed to ruin tags she wanted to do on the cafeteria table. Despite her initial elbowing, the girl returned to going back to a slumbering state with the mouth agape. It was important that she continued to tag the territory of the Punks even in these neutral grounds. The swirling of red and black sharpies to construct drawn skulls always brought amusement to her; however they were being destroyed due to the constant drooling by Summers. The reptilian hissed out annoyed as a bright blue tongue came out of an oddly scaled beak.

"Ssssstatic." She grumbled out to Summers, as her vertical pupil slit widened as she glared at the girl. All the while she clenched her sharpies which rustled around some blackened feathers that were close to her bright white claws. However, as the girl was drooling, they served little purpose to her now. And so, as she didn't have a proper canvas to tag she shoved the sharpies in the right pocket of her sleeveless denim jacket. Well, the situation did provide at least one boon. She could now go on and finish the morsels she was saving. The reptilian girl reached over to a shoddy plastic bowl that was on-top of her lunch-tray and pulled out a deceased larva and flicked it into her beak. Quickly Tixhol leaned her head upwards as she consumed the larva. It was at this point another Punk strolled right in front of the table.

"Eeyyy Chica." spoke the man as he flicked out a slightly forked tongue. His brass colored eyes glimmered, as he tapped his finger against the table. The boy looked primarily humanoid, except for the brass colored eyes and the forked tongue. The man himself was dressed in an unzipped grey hoodie with a white t-shirt that had a logo of a coffin on it. In the suavest accent he could muster, the boy leaned on the table as he stared into the heavily annoyed eyes of Tixhol. "I didn't know that angels could fly so low." He began nodding, knowing that he was going to seal the deal.

He did not seal the deal. Tixhol face-palmed with her left hand and stared at him still annoyed. "Ugh, Charro do you know how many times you said that exact line to me? Aren't your pals expecting you? You better hurry up and get away from bothering me." Charro began rolling his shoulders around as he smirked at Tixhol. "Si mi amigos, probably. But they know, I am in it for las chicas!" He once more gave an eager smile to the girl, "Saaay you see Lacey 'round?" However, Charro's attention was taken by Summers. The boy had failed in getting Tixhol, but he swore he would not fail in attracting her.

Charro glanced towards a man who was sitting near and across from Summers. "Ey, muchacho, scoot a bit woulda por favor?" The bulbous headed grey skinned creature, with sunken cheeks did so. "Don't think you're gonna get it." Said the creature with a smirk, Charro licked his right hand as he brushed it through his short dirty brown hair. Sitting down at the table, Charro knocked down on the table. "Eeyyy mama." He spoke towards Summers with a smile as he scrounged his mind for lines he hadn't used copious times already. "Dayuuum, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" This line hopefully wouldn't fail him this time.
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The Cafeteria - Bully Section
"As the Great One says..." was spoken in a strange tone of harshness and an attempt to be scholarly. "Panic is your greatest ally, whether it is in others or yourself." Sitting on a booster seat on the cafeteria was a dark green goblin whose lower fangs protruded in a heavily noticeable under bite. His dull red eyes focused on his peers who sat around him. With a putrid yellow claw he scratched at his pointed and scarred nose. "Yes, panic is required to fully drive them to suffering. The panic in others drives them to rash decisions and will drive them to do whatever their captor takes. In the hands of a devoted follower of Erythnul, the Great One, it is used to cause a frantic assault upon those that oppose." The goblin scratched at his metal chain necklace that was constructed from stolen bike chains that were collected as tribute, that he got to keep and didn't need to pass up to the hierarchy.

"Mmm." The goblin pursed his lips together as he gazed upon the various bullies surrounding him, "What do you think of this knowledge?" One of the bullies, a rather feral looking girl dressed in a series of hides glared at the boy. "Klag..." She leaned over and frantically began sniffing. The girl drooled a bit before glaring at him, "You think too much. Tribute needs no thought, only action." With that she slammed down a tendril that functioned as an appendage of the left side of her torso. "Tolls need to be." Snarling the girl glanced around, "I've tracked down prey, weak musk, always carry things." The goblinoid Klag glanced at the girl, "Leech?" The feral Leech glanced around at her peers as she dragged her tendril off the table. "...Time. Take time, but target easy with tribute."

It appeared that the girl was unable to articulate exactly who or what, but she had some prey in mind. Klag grumbled out as he plucked at his necklace once more. "Hnm, well if you are unable to speak of your target, I can tell you that I am going to take down a few Nerds for tribute. If any of you have not selected a target, I am willing to provide shares of it, before of course sending what must be sent." With that the goblin extended the offer of teaming up to beat the crap out of others. Klag himself always had more fun beating the shit out of targets when he had an accomplice alongside him. "However, there is another issue I must deal with. A more pressing issue concerning heretic filth." Klag snarled out, recalling those gaudy colors that tainted an entranceway of the Bullies' realm. Klag's eyes narrowed, "This I request a kinsmate to help me find the perpetrator and put them in their place."

Meanwhile another proud Bully held out a rabbit that was squirming. Dark yellow eyes peered at the rabbit which was flailing from side to side, and attempting to kick its way out of the grip of the one who had it. "Heheheh..." laughed out a boy with a light grey complexion. "Man oh man!" the kid enthusiastically declared, "You shoulda seen the tears of the bitch I stole this from, and I wish I had a camera when I ate her..." He coughed out as he began speaking in a shrill falsetto, "Deary weary Mister Fluffles." Using his free hand the creature slapped down on the table, "In front of her. Cause oh, she was crying so loud, it was amazing. Saved the second one for my snack here." Grinning ear to ear, the boy showed off his serrated teeth. "Yeah, I'm glad I saved this one." The rabbit desperately tried to escape from the clutches of the bully, but it continued to fail in its attempt to survive. Ah truly, this pathetic creature would serve as a fine meal for the monstrous kid.
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The Cafeteria - Nerd Section

A girl was sobbing hysterically as she kept her head buried in her arms, who just so happened to be near that weirdo even among the Nerds, Nikolai. "H-he took Mister F-fluffles and Wibbles!" She pulled her arms further into a blue sweater she was wearing. "Azarazarazarazarazarazar..." The girl began speaking in a highly frantic matter as her head began shaking. Her skin had gone into a white hue, as she continued to mention in fright of the foul kid that took away what she found precious. Another nerd near her, a rail-thin bespectacled man with compound eyes decided to promptly scoot away to the sound of cards being slammed down upon the cafeteria table.

"I sacrifice my Toxic Bubbles-!" A raspy voice declared as a bony hand slowly slid two cards off from the table. Peering from a stack of cards held in between those bony fingers, were the glowing blue eye-sockets of an opponent who knew what he was doing. Or at least he thought he was going to be able to beat his opponent. With a warry gaze, a portly hobgoblin slightly pushed up the glasses from his bulbous nose before lowering them down. "To SUMMON, BELFORP THE DEVOURER!" With a hearty cackle the creature mocked how his opponent had no chance of stopping him. The Hobgoblin slowly reached down and flipped up a card, "Endless Abyss."

The glowing eyes just focused on the card for a moment, shocked that such a thing happened. "Dude! Endless Abyss was banned!" The Hobgoblin shook his head, "No, no you are thinking of Infinite Chasm! That took out the entire field, Endless Abyss just takes out one monster." The creature peered, revealing his sunken face, "No, no, Endless Abyss was banned this season. You got the current edition guide book, look it up." The Hobgoblin snorted as he placed down his cards and pulled out a book that depicted several strange monsters upon it. The Nerds would find out their answer in time.
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Outside the Campus Building

"Huh, shit he was right." Spoke a rather casual voice that started stepping towards a curled up student against the wall. "Rock Elementals do take a good beating." The student in the fetal position was in fact, forged from rock and had a few new cracks to the forehead. The perpetrator, was a creature covered in countless white spindles, so much so that all that was truly visible was a pair of black beady eyes from a region that could be considered its head.

"Anyhow, let's see..." The spindly monster paused as it pondered what to do, "Let's just see how much damage I can do before oh, Idunno I'll come up with a time limit later." And so the creature tromped closer to the pitiful Rockman.
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The Cafeteria - Entertainer's Section

One of the Entertainers sitting next to Artemis, a Halfling with light blue eyes and a bit of brown scruff on his chin gave an enthusiastic grin to Artemis. "Man, I'd love to see their faces right now!" Another student quickly slapped the Halfling's back. "Yeah oh, I get ya Tim. But me, I'd just like to laugh from here. Not in the mood for another swirly." Spoke the peer, a much lankier student of Elven descent. His golden locks were notably drenched. The elf took a moment to grab and twist at his hair. Some water dripped onto the floor.

Staring at his associate, Tim raised an eyebrow. "Jimminy Crickets! D'ya know who did it?" The Elf grimaced and shivered at the thought. "Yeah, you know Cyrios?" Tim's complexion became notably pale. "The Centaur?" Upon hearing this the Elf nodded slowly. "Him." The elf glanced towards Artemis, "Hey you wouldn't have any ideas on how to get him back would ya?"

Tim quickly gave an interjection, "Hey yeah! You gotta have something, I mean we gotta help Kuornos!" The halfling gave a quick glance towards the elf. "At the least we should give him a laugh at Cyrios' expense."
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The Cafeteria - Behind the Preppy Curtain

"...And then I bought out that pauper's entire village and destroyed it to build a new apartment complex." Noted a red-haired goblin girl, who was sitting on a gilded litter being held by two constructs forged by diamonds which stood at about five feet. She held out her knife as she was carving into veal that was sizzling with a bit of recent heat. "And then that pauper had the audacity to hire out some so called 'adventurers' to protect their town." She plopped a fork in her meal as she took a bite from it.

Sitting across from her, in a tank gilded with various jewels that was behind held upon the back of an ogre was a fishman relaxing in it. The fishman reached over to grab a golden chalice with his webbed hands. Focusing his bright yellow eyes upon the goblin he spoke. "My my, what a startling discovery that must have been." Opening his mouth, the fishman poured the bright red liquid that was in the goblet down his gullet. "And what happened next?"

Glancing at her associate, the Goblin spoke up. "It was a rather simple matter." The goblin began to explain. With her knife once more lodged in the cutlet, she returned to carving another chunk out. "The leader of the band, being a person who acknowledges business deals, got his minions to leave with him once they heard the proper story."

The Fishman nodded at her, "Hm. Quite the fascinating tale. It is always good to hear the affairs of other gentlemen."
@Lord Santa Good questions. I shall answer.

1.) No. By god, do you know how much work the Administration would need to do to keep all of these bastards in a uniform!? The answer is too much for them to bother.
2.) Injured students, usually go to their Cliques for that. However, sometimes you can't do that. (Poooor, poor Factionless) There is a Neutral Safe Territory, (ie. The Nurse's Office) where they can get patched up.
3.) Class-rooms, well they look like standard stuff, if taking for account for the strange creatures that exist in it. Also depends on the class-room, one for science has really neat large and shiny desks, while like the Art rooms are full of blank and filled canvases. Of course, since it is Winter Break the Administration isn't as concerned with keeping them all, preferring to just keep the 'necessary areas'. So plenty of these classrooms are already covered in taggings from the various Cliques who decided to take the territory. Janitors always complain about having to clean that up before Semester starts up, and others in the Administration bitch about having to fight off the Cliques to reclaim those rooms.

There we go, quick answers for ya.
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