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    1. Skythikon 10 yrs ago

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At this point I don't even care where I end up. I just want to do something productive, bloody hell.
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I still remember four...
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"That is an...Interesting way of getting payback." Kheshig remarked. It did not take a genius to realize just how exactly Condor had 'fucked with' Birdseed, and while he found Condor's method to be very creative and amusing, he could not say that he felt rather concerned about the effect it had on Birdseed. She struck him as the awkward sort, just from the way she spoke during the mission, and Kheshig could not see this doing any good for her. "Though you may have created a second me in this team, if not worse." He said, then left it at that. Condor could figure out what he meant.

Looking down at the mess Condor had created with her donut, Kheshig grimaced slightly and stood up to get a a few sheets of paper towels from the kitchen counter. "You eat as if you have holes in your mouth," He said, meaning no offense, as he wiped up her mess and took one of the donuts for himself. He took a bite out of it, then gestured towards Condor's body. "Not going to throw on any clothes?" He asked as he finally realized that she was still wearing a bath robe. The thought of her not wearing underneath anything entered his mind and he could feel his cheeks heat up.

Kheshig looked away and pretended to cough to hide the dead giveaway as to what was involuntarily in his mind. He almost let slip that he would not have really minded if Condor stayed the way she was.

@Genni
"Funny," Kheshig deadpanned and took the can of beer. As he followed Condor through the living room, he could not help but notice Birdseed sitting on the couch and looking rather upset. That certainly confused him; just a few moments ago, she had appeared to be having fun, or at the very least enjoying Condor's company. Kheshig's brow furrowed for a split-second, but his face returned to it's neutral state once he made a note to check up on Birdseed later, maybe when he returned her remote. The last thing Kheshig wanted was for her performance to drop due to some personal issues.

While Condor took her seat at the breakfast bar, Kheshig walked over to the fridge and opened it. I knew no one would touch them. He said to himself with a ghost of a smile as he took out a plate of black jelly cubes. The looked unappetizing, and Kheshig had guessed that that would be enough to dissuade any would-be thieves. He placed the plate on the counter and took a seat opposite Condor. "Grass jelly," He explained. "It is an acquired taste, but I like the cool feeling it leaves in your mouth."

He pulled the tab of his can of beer until he heard a satisfying hiss. "And to answer your question, no, I have not heard from the other team." He said and took a sip. "But I would not be too worried. I hear their route is far more complicated, and they have more to do. Besides, if they are in trouble, we have the car and we have our guns. I would not say no to rescuing them."

He paused and popped one of the jellies into his mouth, chewing it quickly to get past the initial bitter taste. "I hope I am not prying too much, Condor," He began in a quiet voice once he swallowed. "But I was wondering what you were doing with Birdseed when I walked in. She does not look too happy with what happened, from what I can see." He was not expecting a straight answer, but at least he could get an inkling as to what transpired between the two of them.

@Genni

"Yeah, sure. One second." Kheshig said loudly in response to Condor. It had only been a few minutes since he had returned to his room, but the lingering stench of burnt solder convinced him that some time away would do him good. Besides, a beer was always welcome, and it gave him a chance to know more about at least one member of his new team. He walked over to his cabinet and opened his closet, pulling out a box that contained several other hard drives. Some of them contained little more than rough schematics, others had complex calculations and simulations. Kheshig chucked the hard drive containing the day's security footage into the box and unceremoniously kicked it back into his closet.

He shut the doors and exited the room, nearly running straight into Condor had he not stopped himself in time. "And I have a name. Two of them, in fact." He said dryly as he shut his door and locked it. "I would not mind joining you for a drink. My room still smells like a workshop, and I could do with some time away from my work, as odd as it may seem for me."

@Genni
Don't worry, Kheshig has Angelo's back. He's done some 'things' to the cameras.
Smoke curled from the point where Kheshig's soldering iron made contact with the two bare wires. He had decided to wile away his time doing some third-party upgrades to Birdseed's remote, both as a peace-offering and also to experiment with some of his newer developments. True, he had not fully tried out every function of the remote, but he was pretty sure that it lacked the ability to remotely wipe a single camera's feed. As it stood, Kheshig only managed to crudely add a directed magnetic field generator, and a weak one at that. As it stood, it could wipe a few minutes off most camera feeds, but anything more would require him to work a miracle first.

He replaced the back casing of the remote, and with uncharacteristic eagerness, left his room and looked for the closest security camera. Once he found one, he stood well in it's field of vision and waved his hand a few times. Then, he pointed the remote at the camera and pressed the button he had welded the generator's circuitry to. Unlike his favoured EMP devices, there were no sparks or sounds from the camera, and in fact it looked as if nothing had happened. That had been intended. EMPs were good, but they left traces of their use.

The only way to find out if it had indeed worked would be to check the camera datalog itself, and so Kheshig's next stop was the security room, or as he preferred to call it, the nerve center of the safehouse. It was, in a way, his pride and joy, even though he had not been the one to build it. It had been there when he arrived, but Kheshig had made a few upgrades of his own to the room. He looked for the camera which he had used earlier and used the console to rewind the footage back a few minutes.

True enough, it played all the way until the point when he just stepped into view of the camera. Then the footage paused for a moment, and when it started playing again, Kheshig had already left for the security room. The test was a success, as far as he was concerned, but he made a note to look into a stronger pulse, to erase even more minutes of footage so that it would not even show the user entering the frame in the first place. He was just about to leave when he noticed the camera placed inside the pool room. It was still frozen, and showed Birdseed and Condor in the midst of whatever they had been doing.

Letting out a long sigh, Kheshig looked around him for a spare external hard drive - he was always leaving those things around, thankfully most of them were heavily encrypted and responded only to systems within the safehouse. He found one lying on the floor near his feet and picked it up. He plugged it into a port on the console and started downloading the day's security footage from all the cameras. Not because of the still, mind you, but because he wanted to have a backup after wiping all the cameras of their footage. He felt pretty certain that Birdseed and Condor would want that to stay private. Also, no one needed to know that he had been testing his devices on the security systems.

Well, maybe not Condor, but Birdseed would. Kheshig and her might not have a good relationship right now, but he was not about to have the safehouse fall into havoc simply because of a leaked still.

One might think that we are still children. He mused and leaned back in his seat while he waited for the transfer to complete. Once that was done, he wiped the entire system with just a few commands entered into the console. The displays all blacked out for a split-second before returning to normal. Kheshig pocketed the hard drive, stood up and walked out of the security room, taking care to shut and lock the door behind him. It was a futile gesture - everyone knew the code to the room, and probably had picked the physical back-up lock multiple times - but it still placed his mind at ease.

His hand reached into his pocket for Birdseed's remote, and for a moment he wondered if he should seek her out to return it. No matter, she can find me once she's done. He decided with a shrug and walked back to his own room. Maybe he could find something else to work into the remote. It still had enough space for additional circuitry. Not much, but Kheshig had done more with less before.
Keshig's none too good at reading people.
Kheshig's not the competition. He's the commentator and match-fixer.
Routines were good.

Kheshig had a few, and he stuck to them whenever he could, even when he could have disregarded them without anyone else thinking lesser of him. Most people would simply see it as Kheshig being either overly rigid, or very discipline-conscious, but he saw it as a form of meditation. It kept him sane in the midst of an ever-changing life; Cornwall was simply the latest of his stops and there was no telling how long he would stay, or where he would find himself next. It could be in the heart of Africa, the jungles or South America or even the frozen Tundra of Greenland for all he knew. Anyone could easily lose themselves with such a life, and so Kheshig developed his routines. Wherever he went, he would always have one thing that reminded him of who he was.

The rest of the ride back had been made in an awkward silence. Kheshig had not felt the need, and neither had he have the inclination to continue speaking after Birdseed's response. She sounded apologetic enough and was willing to learn from her mistake, so he left it at that. Whether or not she would actually do so remained to be seen, but Kheshig was more than willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. He felt slightly guilty about lumping in Condor with Birdseed, but held off apologizing until they got back to the safehouse. He had nothing to apologize to Birdseed for, except for perhaps his tone and choice of words, but to Condor he intended to apologize for even implicating her in the first place.

Once he had parked and exited the car, Kheshig went straight for his own quarters. There was no need to check up on Archangel, as Condor had asked him to do. Chances were that he would either be bored out of his mind or the same since they left him, and if he were even a decent handler, he would have known that they were back long before the car's engine stopped. Kheshig entered his room, shut the door behind him and locked it. He did not want to be disturbed. He placed the duffel bag on the ground and unzipped it.

Time for the post-operation routine.

He had not fired his rifle, and so he took out the briefcase that contained it and set it aside - he would clean it in another day or two, but no more. After that came all of his individual gadgets. They had not been properly secured within the bag, and so he took his time to check each one individually for any signs of damage. It was a slow process, involving him taking a magnifying glass to each side of the devices, but it was a process he enjoyed. It gave him time to think.

His post-mission thoughts were usually all the same. How long could he keep this up, how much longer would he have to remain on the move and when would he finally be able to find a place he could definitively call home. The answers were always the same; he would keep this up for as long as he had to, and he would settle down when the militants and terrorists who have him in their sights either gave up the chase or were wiped out. It was not the answer he was looking for, but at least it closed off the questions, at least until the next operation.

He let out a long, resigned sigh and placed the last of the charges on the floor. Only then did he take out the remote that Birdseed had slipped into his bag. He held it in his hand and looked it over. It was undamaged, as far as he could see, and he had only used it once, so it should not be too worn. With that done, he removed his electrician's jumpsuit - the material was beginning to chafe - and changed into more comfortable clothes. The boots stayed, but he now wore a pair of loose-fitting cargo pants, neatly bloused as if he were going on parade, a long-sleeved shirt and a button down over it.

Birdseed's remote still sat on the floor, and Kheshig did not like having something that did not belong in his room. In this case, simply because he did not have a spot for it. Deciding to just get it done and over with, he picked it up and walked out of his room to return it. He did not find her in her room or anywhere he thought she might have frequented, and that left him with just one last place to check. He walked to the back of the house, where the pool was located. Before he even knocked on the door, he heard two voices inside, one belonging to Birdseed and the other, Condor's.

Convenient. I can say my sorries to the two of them. He thought, then opened the door.

"Hey, Birdseed, I have your-" He began, but then his mind came to a screeching halt when he saw the two of them, naked as the day they were born, seated in a hot tub. Now this was a situation he had never prepared himself for, and his mind scrambled to at the very least get his mouth working again. He swallowed hard, then, while averting his eyes, said, "I have your remote, but I think I will hold on to it. Looks like it could get wet in here."

He paused, and his mind caught up with his mouth. "Because of the pool, I mean." He corrected himself quickly and shook his head. Kheshig was no expert when it came to people, but from the look on Condor's face, he guessed that he should make himself scarce, and he should do it as quickly as possible. "Anyway, thought I should apologize. For what I said. I mean how I said it. You still messed up, Birdseed, but I may have overreacted. Sorry." He said at a rapid fire pace, then turned to leave. He stopped himself at the last minute, as if he had just remembered something. He pointed the remote up at one of the corners of the room and hit the pause button.

He nodded to each of them, not bothering to explain what he just did. They could probably guess. "Well, have fun. Not too much fun, we still want to use this room when you two are done." He said, then walked out of the room, shutting the door behind him.

Only once he was out did he stop and take a deep breath. Condor and Birdseed? Could be reading too much into things, but it is an amusing prospect. He thought and chuckled at the thought. He considered remotely reactivating the camera to get some footage he could use as blackmail material later on, should Birdseed or Condor ever consider acting outside of mission parameters ever again, but then decided against it. That would undoubtedly piss them off, and Kheshig preferred to have all his limbs attached to his body.

Well, I have seen weirder pairings, and nearly experienced one myself. With that, he closed off whatever other amusing thoughts he had about what was going on. Let them do what they want, it is none of my concern.
Right, doing a scene where Kheshig walks in on Condor and Birdseed now...
I really want to have Kheshig to just be on the sidelines and be all amused at the whole thing, and occasionally play 'shipper-on-deck'. XD
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