stardust

Ban the Person above you

Banned for being insane.

You are able to see into the future. How does the avatar above you die?

SHOTS FIRED! I work around the block from his office. Eh.

Died of alcohol overdose.

You are able to see into the future. How does the avatar above you die?

Died of blood rage...

I prolly won't die so much as I will have never existed to begin with...

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Dark Souls

GAME: The Drunken Autocomplete

Simple concept. If you have a mobile device capable of sending textual messages, it probably has an autocomplete function. Post here the first ten to twenty words it comes up with.

I'll start.

We'll have to be in touch of my own business days for processing opt out of town and we will plan your time.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. Sadly, said badass magical powers cannot be controlled, and you accidentally burn down the entire neighborhood.

I wish that for every wish that gets corrupted, another equal wish that had the opposite effect of the corruption was granted simultaneously.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. But it's more wax than candy, and it clogs up your intestines, and you have to have expensive surgery to have it removed.

I wish for a wish to be granted without being corrupted or violating causality, or getting anyone killed!
*eagerly awaits to see how it gets corrupted*

im caroline

Greetings

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. Congratulations! You now are the best and most knowledgeable person there is about proctology... a less than glamorous profession, you might say.

I wish spinach didn't have a nasty texture or taste, in spite of how healthy it is.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. But as nothing you do has any meaning or impact, you fall into a deep depression and commit suicide shortly thereafter.

I wish I knew what to wish for.