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The Engineer watches Harvey toss the paper at him, but doesn't lower his guard. A few seconds pass and the Engineer peaks at the paper and sees stamped on it "Mann Co." He decides to holster his shotgun, and slings it over his back, but quickly pulls his pistol out. Not breaking eye contact with Harvey, he slowly began to reach for the paper but then heard a noise, almost a voice. Before he could react, however, Jasper came barreling past him, knocking him face first onto the ground. After a few seconds the engineer sits up and sees Jasper holding Harvey. "Well, it doesn't look like he's my meal anymore." he says to himself quietly before seeing that the paper lies right I front of him."Let's see here," he mumbles to himself as he picks it up to read, "Client Harvey Alibastor... Do not kill... Under protection... Yada yada yada, Saxton Hale."

"Damn it!" the engineer whispers looking at the giant rock creature. "If he dies there goes my paycheck!" he jumps up and points the shotgun at the creature holding Harvey but then hesitates "That thing wouldn't feel a thing from a shotgun... Maybe it'll feel a rocket!" he exclaims, pulling out his construction PDA. He presses a few buttons and he pulls a toolbox out, almost out of thin air, and puts it down. The top of the toolbox flies open and the sides fall down, out of it a sentry forms. Slowly the engineer begins hitting it and eventually the sentry is as tall as him, 2 miniguns and a box with 4 rocket launchers on top. The sentry aims at Jasper, awaiting the Engineer's command to open fire.

The engineer pauses and looks between the sentry and Jasper. "As strong as my sentry may be... I don't think it'll do too much to that- that thing." He readies his aim at the creature holding his paycheck "If I can't kill it, try to get it to backdown." he says to himself before he yells. "HEY BIG RED AND UGLY!" he yells off at Jasper whil simultaneously firing off a warning shot from his gun, "YOU BEST BE PUTTIN DOWN MY PAYCHECK, ELSE I'M GONNA BLOW THAT DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR STUPID FACE! " the engineer sweats a little knowing if the creature takes him up on the challenge he most likely can't back it up, yet holds his aim on Jasper waiting. "IF YOU'D BE WISE WNOUGH TO PUT HIM DOWN THERE WILL BE NO VIOLENCE NEEDED!"
@BringBack1996 Sorry, I just saw that you asked if I wanted to go first. I'll just wait for you to post, thanks for the offer though.
Cards on the table, that was pretty good. Spat my drink out and everything.

I have a post that's almost ready to go, but I'll hold off on posting it if you wanna get a word in first @TheRebelKnight


One of the few things I've seen online in a while that legit made me laugh in a while.
@Scrapula That was a good one, wasn't expecting that. Seems exactly what I'd expect from Mann Co. as well
"Well, guess I gotta start walkin' someway, might as well be north..." The Engineer takes one step forward before suddenly hearing a rock fall to the ground behind him. With reflexes like lightning, he spins around and shoots behind him, only to see not a soul there. He looks around, confused and finds a rock at his feet and reaches down to pick it up. "That's odd, rocks don't just fall from the sky, so I wonder who threw it."

He looks up to see 2 figures in the distance. "Well, I sure am glad to see some people, maybe they know where in-" he stops after staring at the figures, a large fish thing and what appears to be an angel. He hesitates not knowing what those things are or their intentions, but decides to walk their way. "Only people for miles around and they're a giant fish and what I think can only be an angel." He continues walking "Good news, if they aren't friendly, looking at the fish I've got meals for a few days." he chuckles at his own joke. As he gets closer he sees the fish holding a stack of porno mags. "What even... Did someone switch my lenses with Pyrovision or something?" he takes off his goggles, wipes them off and looks at the scene in front of him, no difference without the goggles, so he puts them back on. "This is gonna be a long day." he says continuing on.

As he gets close, he readies his shotgun for anything that may happen. He scans the two things to see what they are. Thinking about it, seeing neither have a gun, he decides to take charge of the situation."Hey!" he shouts at them, drawing their attention, "Y'all better tell me where I am, else I got a shell with your name on it!" he hopes that they fall for it and tell him without a fight.
"Cowboy up, boys!" The Engineer shouts, running out of the spawn room on 2 Fort. Running down into the basement he begins work building. He sets up a defense and takes a second to step back and admire his work. He chuckles at the thought of the poor sap to walk right into his Semtry Gun trap. He walks over and throws down a toolbox, right next to the Intelligence he's supposed to be protecting, and out of it comes chair, 3 shelves of beer and a tiny umbrella. He smiles, sits down and closes his eyes for a second before taking a sip of beer. As he sits there he begins to doze off.

Suddenly a Medic runs into the room looking badly injured. "Engineer!" the medic shouts "Need a dispenser here!" The Engineer looks up at the doctor and points to the corner where the dispenser is. As he puts his head back down the medic yells it again "Dispenser, here!"

"Look, doc, it's in the corner," the engineer says sitting up, "If you want it you just need to walk o-"

The engineer is cut off by the medic yelling "Dispenser goes here!" and pointing in front of him. The engineer stands up and this point and walks over to the Medic.

"Doc, the damn thing is in the corner just walk 3 feet and you're th-" once again the engineer is cut off by the medic. "You know what? Fine, I'll moved the damned thing if it gets you outta here." the engineer says, walking over to the corner. "I swear, you Germans sometimes make me wanna..." the engineer pauses hearing the sound of electricity. "What in the... SPY'S SAPPIN' MY SENTRY!" he yells realizing what was happening, but before he could turn around he felt a sharp pain in his back and fell to the floor with a scream.

After respawning he heard the announcer's voice "The enemy has taken our intelligence!" she yells over the intercom.

The engineer sighs and steps out of spawn, however he pauses when he sees another teleporter on the ground. "Huh, guess I ain't the only engineer anymore." he walks up to it to see who it belongs to but can't find any names. "Thats odd," he says, and then notices the cursor is pointing in the direction of the intelligence. "It'll be easier and quicker than walking, let's do it." he says to himself stepping onto the teleporter. A bright light flashes like normally, but instead of standing on a teleporter on the other side, the engineer awakens on the ground in the middle of an area unknown to him.

"Well, this obviously ain't 2 fort, where the heck am I?" he asks, rubbing his head to try to ease the pain he woke up with for some reason. He quickly grabs his shotgun and pumps it, ready for anything that may await him here in this unknown place.

Howdy, I was gonna ask real quick if y'all were still accepting CSs?
It's been a year just about since I've been on here, just checking, I post the CS here, correct?
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It is indeed.


Alright, thanks for the quick response
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