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I'm gonna just lay my head down. Don't bother me if I never move again.
8 yrs ago
I just read the greatest line of any story ever: It made them speechless. It was like a mule had infiltrated a group of horses and then it defeated all of the horses. -TMW
Everyone here takes their Freeplay way too seriously. Back when I started as a Free babby, shit would escalate soooo quickly. No story whatsoever and everyone was kung-fu super-jesus. Good times...
She laid out sexily getting ready for her date to come over so she laid out on the bed.
"Hi, i'm sonic," he said as he entered in through the door slamming the door open.
As usual, when I come to look for 1x1s, I do so with a single plot on my mind and I look for somebody to fill that role. It just makes it easier for me this way. As always, if you’re not interested in this plot, these topics of mine are always an open availability call to interested parties.
[>] Just PM me if you're interested or want to chat, I won't reply or bump in this thread.
[>] Please be polite.
[>] Must be of at least Advanced standards. Please link to an RP sample.
[>] Both Roles are available for you to play, if you have a preference.
[>] I will only be accepting one partner.
Look, I knew what I was getting into when we started dating, okay? I really thought she was cute, in a weird sort of way. I just… look, I’m just worried about how we’re going to keep this going. I’m willing to try my best and not just throw in the towel, but somehow, I don’t think I could get away from her even if I wanted to.
See... My Girlfriend is a Mary Sue.
What’s that, you ask? How should I put this… she’s perfect, in all of the worst ways. It turns out she’s some kind of alien space entity, or a witch, or a god, or all of the above. She’s whatever she wants to be, and does whatever she wants to do. Even if you’re right and she’s not, she’ll somehow manage to prove you wrong. If she wants someone to do something, they do it almost randomly, like they’ve been brainwashed and their personality flies right out the window. It’s like she’s the main character of the whole world, to whom strange things happen all of the time.
Last week she got kidnapped by a Vampire Prince who claimed to have been stalking her since she was born, and that she was the reincarnation of his previous lover. The week before that, my neighbor that I’ve known for months turned out to be an assassin, and he was after her secret ninja arts. Well, he was back to normal with no memory of these events after the whole thing settled down, but I think the government may have my house under surveillance.
It wouldn’t be so bad, but I’m her boyfriend, you know? She always likes to bring me along for the ride on her crazy adventures, and even if she doesn’t, I usually end up getting dragged in anyway. I know she cares about me, since she never uses her powers to affect or brainwash me, and sometimes we can just have a nice, quiet night together without any weirdness.
I’m just a normal guy you know? I’m a regular old Grad Student and intern. How am I supposed to compete with the hordes of Barbarian Kings and Space Divas seeking to win her heart?
At least she’s bad at math, so she has one character flaw, right?
Help me… please. This a 1x1 RP between an ordinary guy and his bi-polar, perfect-not-perfect, Mary Sue of a girlfriend. While she's off having fun and being perfect, he's playing the sardonic straight man trying to keep their relationship from falling apart. This is a light, fluffy, romance plot designed to be mostly humorous, with a hint of drama sprinkled in. It is not meant to cover grim or morbid topics. At the beginning of the RP, the couple are already dating. They do care about each other, and must have some workable chemistry. This - and other details - can be developed pre-game at the players' leisure.