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Rudolf should've known by now that calling attention to himself was a gateway to fresh hells he'd rather not enter. It was a certainty that he forgot about every time he received some condescending pep talk that he should be more social, and was harshly reminded of on a regular basis. Doing so in present company might've been his worst blunder yet, however. The Vestra girl knew him from... somewhere. He squinted at her briefly. Where had he seen her face before? Some formal event or another, surely. Or perhaps she knew his brother and guessed his identity from that.

Whatever the case, he didn't see any fun to be had in staying in this already-painful conversation or meeting anyone he hadn't already been forcibly introduced to at a ball, let alone the backward inhabitants of Fódlan's other great nations. That was exactly what the Empire needed to project strength: him. Worse, she knew he was a mage - hopefully that was an obvious guess and his false reputation didn't extend so far that everyone had heard - and wanted to compare notes. He sucked at magic. Certainly didn't have a passion for it, in any case. She'd probably be worse off after they were done.

"I, uh, I'm not sure if you'd find them very helpful," Rudolf tried to wave her off, "I'd think House Vestra's knowledge of dark magic would run pretty deep."

Though, if 'Viddle' was a new layer of hell, Princess Adelaide was the fiery pit down at the bottom. She glared at him searchingly, surely picking apart his pathetic existence now that her eyes could find proper purchase on his form. She remembered him too, which Rudolf was convinced was more curse than blessing, and then- Saint Cichol above, why was she extending her hand like that?! That was not a greeting motion! That was- she wanted him to- but they didn't even- No, he couldn't. He wouldn't. He would have to simply pretend he misunderstood and offer her a strange, limp handshake.

Crimson eyes settled on the extended hand in horrified silence as Her Highness continued, the words passing by his ears unregistered. A more masculine voice carried in from somewhere far away, equally as unintelligible. Probably right next to him. Rudolf couldn't find the strength to raise his head and see where it originated anyway. A trembling hand reached up to meet Adelaide and lingered there for a moment as Rudolf built up the courage to defy her. Or comply with her. There really was no winning here. Against his better judgement, Rudolf dipped and placed his face against her knuckles in an act that could only be called a kiss in the most generous interpretation of the word. More like he jabbed his nose into the back of her hand and his lips kind of stiffly hung there until they brushed skin. The moment they did, he dropped her hand abruptly, as if it had shocked him, and jolted upright. Were the boy capable of getting any paler, he surely would've in that moment.

Thankfully, the glance he spared to the princess' face showed her attention was no longer on him, despite his embarrassing conduct, and now laid on the newly-arrived man. What'd she call him? Johann? Oh, good, now it was his turn to kiss the hand. Was this going to be a regular occurrence? Rudolf didn't think his heart could take another one of those.


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It appeared Auberon's misgivings were unfounded, even if a single classroom speech might've been too small of a metric to judge success on. He hadn't expected much, but someone did outright clap, so perhaps he had outdone himself. If earnest speaking and confidence were all the Lions needed to succeed - and Auberon shouldn't have expected any less, brave sons of Faerghus that the students were - then he should be able to lead quite adeptly. Or perhaps that was merely the benevolence of the Goddess at work in Her most hallowed hall, that all within might rise to the challenges before them and prosper.

The woman that approached him didn't seem familiar, and the mention of her name removed any doubt from his mind that he might've forgotten her somehow. Still, a flash of recognition did cross his eyes as she mentioned her betrothal. Auberon was unfamiliar with the Count himself, but a name he didn't recognize engaged to a name he did certainly implied this Orhneaht girl had something about her that put her above the rest of the rabble, maybe even a Crest. At least that was one commoner's attendance explained.

"The pleasure is all mine, Lienna," Auberon greeted, then briefly gave his attention back to the board, "To answer your question, my cousin, Elia Galatea, is in attendance and I'm well acquainted with the Lord Kellen Fraldarius, though I admittedly haven't spoken to either in quite some time." The thought briefly irked him. Perhaps he needed to engage with written correspondence more frequently, especially if he intended to build connections here. It wouldn't do to let any relationships he'd nurtured wither away out of carelessness.

They were joined by another - the clapper - who introduced himself as the other commoner of their class. Unlike Lienna, he offered no such interesting claims to status in his greeting. It was a bit disheartening to learn his most vocal supporter so far was the lowest born of the class who might've clapped for anything a man of status said, but Auberon supposed he shouldn't have expected much else; none of the nobility would've had the audacity to make a scene like that. But they were unitmates and classmates besides nonetheless, and it wouldn't do for him to be aloof. Besides, Derec seemed respectable enough if he had somehow gained admission to the academy. Maybe he was slated for knighthood.

"Well met as well, Derec. I'm grateful for the support." Auberon gave the redhead an acknowledging nod. "I wasn't sure who would be in attendance this year, but this seems to be a fine group. I hadn't intended to settle for anything short of a decisive Blue Lions victory regardless." He certainly hadn't expected to be the tip of the lance for said victory, but in retrospect he was perhaps humbling himself too much. Though he may not have been too familiar with the other heirs to the great houses of Faerghus enough to guess who would be enrolled at the academy alongside him, House Galatea was no mediocre vassal house to be lumped in with the Dominics and the Kleimans. Auberon would be Count one day, and he was clearly being prodded from on high to give his responsibilities more thought than the vapid notions of knighthood he entertained in his youth.


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This was all a joke. A giant divine joke played at Rudolf's expense. It had to be. It was bad enough that he'd been forced to attend the Officers' Academy for his last few months of freedom before they slapped a gilded shackle on his head and called it a coronet, but his last hope at being outed as a fraud and denied his hated birthright was a flippant man who probably wouldn't notice him even if his Crest made him light up like the noonday sun, let alone its real effect. Rudolf's saving grace was that the second class to which he'd been assigned might have a different instructor, but that came with its own set of horrors - namely that he'd be attending with the Crown Princess and the psycho that murdered all House Vestra's other heirs, if rumors were to be believed. Maybe he'd get lucky and Her Highness would personally declare him unfit for vassalage, but that carried the risk of drawing her ire. Sure, she seemed nice enough, but that was at a public event. Maybe she was terrifying in private.

He was getting ahead of himself. Surely any institution of learning would come with regular evaluation in which the professors would be forced to observe him, even if his most prominent one was lazy and uncaring. Malathice said he was a researcher of magic theory; he'd surely spot Rudolf's flaws and mercilessly tear them apart for the crime of wasting his time. The dark-haired boy had a year to return home in disgrace, he didn't need to start doomsaying so soon. Then again, he still had to embarrass himself in front of the Crown Princess, unless he was lucky enough to fly beneath her notice entirely. Or... maybe she wouldn't begrudge him for abdicating if she saw how pitiful the runt of House Bergliez was in action.

Ugh, he was doing it again.

The room was in motion now, giving Rudolf an excuse to focus on something else besides the perpetual downward spiral in his own head. The princess had quietly excused herself and everyone else seemed to take that as their invitation to leave. To do what, exactly, Rudolf wasn't certain; classes wouldn't start until the following day and they otherwise had nowhere to be. Mingle, apparently, if Professor Malathice was to be believed. Rudolf wasn't very good at that. He knew most everyone in attendance but he didn't know any of them well, and he had no doubt they'd find him detestably boring if all he could do was force small talk about Count Hevring's last ball (where Viscount Hrym's son embarrassed him thoroughly, no less!) and stutter out empty platitudes about the locale. No, it was better he remain in the shadows where he belonged. Besides, he still needed to unpack; who knew what the servants did with all his luggage when they tossed it in his room. Not that he had much, but... it gave him something to do.

Fortunately, Rudolf managed to sneak his way out of the classroom without anyone toppling him over - a minor feat in most crowds, even one as small as this - and made his way out into the courtyard. The other classrooms seemed to have been dismissed at much the same time, judging by the amount of unfamiliar faces he noted, and the professors seemed to have devolved into playground antics. Both far too intimidating for him to engage with; he'd made a good choice in returning to his dorm.

Unfortunately, he almost trudged straight into the future Empress and the Vestra heiress discussing boys of all things, with the implication that she'd be 'prowling' for a poor sap to force into a betrothal. And Rudolf would be sitting next to her. All. Year. Long. Goddess knows his mother would jump at the idea of him marrying so well, though maybe someone that didn't stand to become a minister of the Empire themselves might be more suited- Saints, he hadn't even considered that he might be used as a tool of political marriage if he passed up his title.

He truly was doomed.

"Isn't it a bit early to be husband-hunting here?" Rudolf squawked without really considering his words. It didn't register to him that he'd just addressed the Crown Princess. It didn't register to him that he just ruined his chance to slip away. He just wanted to take himself out of the hunt before it even began. "I mean. Uh. I wasn't eavesdropping. I just... y'know. Heard you in passing. And. Um."

His posture shrunk and his mouth opened and shut a few times without any words escaping it before he finally followed up, "I'll just... be going. Sorry."


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Roaming the hallowed grounds of Garreg Mach was an experience that surpassed even the highest of Auberon's expectations; every corridor and room seemed alive with the Goddess' presence, and his heart beat ever faster in religious ecstasy as the day's events progressed and increasingly important members of the Church hierarchy were presented to him. To stand in the cathedral itself, in the presence of the Archbishop, no less, was to feel unworthy. It was if the gaze of the Goddess Herself was boring down upon on him there, and Auberon found it a challenge to even raise his head completely as Ioannis welcomed this year's class.

The classroom itself held less distraction for the boy. Without statues of the saints watching his every move, Auberon could almost pretend he was in any other mundane room in the world. Besides, he was in attendance for a reason and it wouldn't do to disrespect the monastery and Church itself by not committing his full attention to the curriculum he'd been graciously allowed to partake in. Michail seemed friendly and personable, and his status as a Knight of Seiros assuaged any doubt of his competency, even if he may not be responsible for their entire education at the academy.

Still, Auberon was stupefied for the first few moments after Michail had finished his announcement. Surely he'd misheard - the professor must've said Auberon of House Gautier. Or... Aubrey of House Galatea. Okay, he didn't think there was even an Aubrey in his family, but still. No, the board definitely had him listed there at the top. The Goddess truly was an inscrutable mistress; classes had yet to even begin and She had already blessed him with a once-in-a-lifetime duty to help shape the future leaders of Faerghus. Auberon quietly placed his hands together in prayer and reverently lowered his head.

"I am honored by this opportunity, my Lady. I will not fail You or this nation," he murmured almost imperceptibly under his breath. After paying the proper respects to the Most High, Auberon stood and made his way up to the front of the class, trying to catch everyone's attention before anyone left to spend their free time elsewhere. "Excuse me," Auberon addressed the room with neither imperiousness nor timidity, toeing the line between fellow student and uplifted authority as best he could, "Evidently I'm to be the House leader of the Blue Lions this year, so I felt I should probably introduce myself."

He waited until he'd captured at least some of the students' attention before continuing, "For those I haven't met, I am Auberon Casimir Galatea, heir apparent to the Countship and bearer of the Crest of Daphnel. I'm a bit surprised at this appointment, in all honesty, but I hope that I can live up to your and Professor Kalonic's expectations of me nevertheless." Auberon brought his fist down on an open palm for emphasis, "If any of you ever need anything from me or have concerns you'd like to share, please don't hesitate to seek me out; it's our collective duty to help better each other and ensure, Goddess willing, that the Kingdom's future is in good hands. Thank you."

Of course, Auberon had no idea what the duties of House leader actually were, and judging by the glimpses he'd caught of Michail being confronted outside, he probably wouldn't have a good opportunity to ask until later in the day. He had the utmost faith in his ability to meet the challenges put before him - the Goddess would not have chosen him otherwise - but convincing the other Blue Lions of this was a different matter. Surely a more deserving noble than he must be in attendance, yet when the blond turned his attention to the names on the board, he couldn't find one. The names he recognized held no titles higher than Auberon's own - save potentially Kellen Fraldarius, though he was somewhere around fourth in line to the Duchy by primogeniture if Auberon remembered correctly and unlikely to take offense at the appointment besides - and the ones Auberon didn't recognize came from families of lesser status or were lowborn outright.

Speaking of, the names grouped with his seemed to take the bulk of the commoners. Orhneaht and Ballard certainly weren't families he'd ever heard of, though it's not as if he bothered to memorize the name of every upstart merchant household that might have the wealth to send their child to Garreg Mach. He supposed it made sense to group the two of lowest birth with two of the highest if they were so intent on everyone mingling that they combined the classes from each nation, but Auberon wasn't very fond of presumption and he doubted the true reasoning mattered as much as the reality he had before him. Admittedly, he didn't have particularly high hopes for their performance, but it would be an excellent opportunity to practicing interacting with the smallfolk for when it came time for him to rule.







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Tao's readied fist stayed trained on the firebender as he started to flee in preparation to drag him back for a proper answer, but the waterbender hesitated. There wasn't any time. The approaching eruptions were getting louder and accosting him would only get them both caught. His offer wasn't much to go on - namely because Tao still had no idea who he was or how to find him when the time came to collect on the promised help - but thankfully the crazy woman filled in the blanks for him. Still not ideal, but at least he had a name and a location.

If the rebels had the inn and the fishery, they must've had quite a hold on this village. Or this 'Ena' was still crazy and this was a horribly risky plan, which was still a distinct possiblity. Worse still, she wanted his support while she stood her ground. He'd happily help her flee, but to stand against every soldier in town in a cramped little alleyway? He hadn't wanted to even next to the ocean! How was she going to meet up with him at the inn when she clearly had a deathwish? Tao's eyes darted this way and that, mulling over risk versus reward and coming up blank.

"What, you're gonna fight all of them?" he whined, "I'd hoped you at least fled for backu-" Tao cut himself off as the sound of grinding stone grew too close for comfort, which heralded the appearance of a soldier on the rooftops above, shouting for a challenge. With no chances left to consider his options and his heart pounding in his chest, Tao finally made his decision.

A coward's decision, but a decision.

He staggered backward, putting on his best display of frustration. Well, the frustration was real, but the source wasn't. Tao's arms flailed, waving his frozen hands about as if he'd gotten something gross on them and he was trying to shake it off. He put distance between himself and Ena, regarding her warily as if she were an opponent that had bested him. For the second time that day, he fell back onto the ground as his eyes sharped into a glare.

"Get your stupid waterbender back here to unfreeze my hands so I can fight you properly!" Tao snarled up at Ena. Hopefully she wasn't too daft for the bit to go over her head, but he assumed she had to have a working knowledge of subtlety as a resistance fighter. Maybe.

As soon as the airborne soldier grew close, Tao called up to him. "Thank the spirits- all the benders fled that way!" He made a loose gesture down one of the side streets the firebender hadn't taken, pointed further away from the fishery. "You can probably catch them if you hurry!" His father would've been proud; the story was simple but his delivery was hopefully convincing enough. It kinda made him sick. He hoped that was the adrenaline, or at least added to his defeated demeanor.

Either way, he'd played his part. Going after the firebender might draw the soldiers, even if they weren't suspicious of his story, and fleeing back to the fishery was likely to keep him in the line of fire. The inn was a possiblity, but he doubted he'd get any information with the commotion still going on, and the risk of a soldier hearing him was too great.

So he did what he did best - Tao crawled away from the swordswoman and waited for an opportunity to come. The tides of the battle were still in flux; it was too early to commit to a course of action safely. If the woman lost, he'd still have the firebender. If she won, he had helped her. At the cost of his pride, no less! That had to count for something.




This guy was getting on Tyler's last nerve. Granted, he was probably more angry that the topic of conversation was Theodore, Theodore, Theodore, but the professor could've at least humored his concerns. Did Rhaveus think he was so above reproach that he could just blow off a holy Templar's very justified concerns about national security in the midst of a crisis? While under the patronage of the Church, no less. No, he just moved along to his little presentation without a care in the world. The Scions were in grave danger and this jackass was excited at a chance to field test his theories.

Not only that, but he didn't even have any concrete ideas on how exactly they could target the Scions specifically. Worse, apparently Tyler could be affected too, and it was only his armor that saved him last time. Granted, that was also a small boon, as they could - if the professor's theory held - armor the Scions up as well and take away the Kaudia- the cult's greatest weapon. Quite frankly, armor crystals should've been standard issue to Scions in case of emergency a long time ago. No worrying about Lucas getting clipped by a stray shot, Tyler would just have to deal with him whining about bruises the next day.

After that, Rhaveus surprisingly deigned to answer Tyler's question. Had to get all that out before he could devote any brainpower to maybe convincing the authorities in the room he wasn't guilty of high treason, apparently. Maybe the templar was glaring too hard and reminded him. Theo always said he looked like a scary idiot (what did that even mean?) with his brow furrowed.

He used to be such a happy person. Alas.

"And what, professor, do you think a Kaudian would want with that information? It's not like a holy Scion will ever be born to one of them, and I doubt he came here to convert," Tyler huffed. It wasn't like the man was some foreign nerd who inexplicably studied magic despite it being denied to his sorry race by the Goddess, he was a noble - a duke - of an enemy nation with a troupe of bodyguards flanking his every step. If it wasn't espionage, it was a smug taunt that Kaudus knew the Church's every move, and Tyler wasn't about to entertain that either. "The timing wasn't unfortunate, it was convenient, I don't care how many times in the past that the Doumercene intelligentsia have rolled over for them. Whenever a Kaudian heretic asks for your cooperation, remind them that when Scion Alderman crossed the Larme, the first words he uttered were 'give no quarter'."

Tyler deflated abruptly after his outburst and offered a dismissive wave of his hand before he took up a vigil near the door. He'd gotten what he wanted, he supposed. No reason to argue with the professor, especially if Lucas knew him.




This had quickly become a disaster. Okay, it was a disaster from the beginning, but it had become more of a disaster. Another waterbender zipping by him nearly caused Tao to drop the rice he'd been hauling from shock, and again he almost dropped it out of petulance as the imposing monk blasted the waterbender back into the sea from whence he came. Whose side was this guy on, anyway? Whose side was anyone on?

The swordswoman was probably with the resistance, as was the fisherman. Probably. The waterbender seemed to be with them too, unless he was with the Southern Water Tribe - his attire certainly didn't look like it came from the north, anyway - and took the attack as an opening to strike against the Earth Kingdom for his own interests. The large monk was a puzzle, or perhaps a very vocal advocate of nonviolence and nothing more, but his newly arrived airbender comrade... was not his comrade and had decided to argue with him now. This was so confusing.

Then came the mention of a firebender, and the woman abruptly left the fishery undefended. The second airbender or the waterbender must've been her backup, or this firebender was extremely important. Regardless, too many foreign benders in one place definitely meant fugitives, which meant resistance activity, which meant Tao was on the right track, but he'd made a fatal error. The large monk was definitely not with them and Tao had hauled this rice for nothing.

When the soldier barked his orders, Tao didn't hesitate to follow them, especially when the second waterbender's reemergence occurred dangerously close to him. Once the strangely-dressed bender's water whip had retracted, Tao extricated himself from the scene of the violence with the haste of a terrified civilian, head down and hand at the ready to redirect any whips swung in his direction. Despite her recklessness, the woman was a more pressing target. He needed to give chase. To that end, Tao set the rice bag down gingerly once he'd fled beyond the boundary of the protective rock wall and took off into the streets. His idea seemed a bit less viable once he realized he had no idea where anything was in this town, and the woman would know her way around far better than him even if he did. Following the soldiers would be too obvious, not to mention counterproductive if that was what the firebender intended to flee from, so Tao took to the alleyways as he followed the sound of shifting stone.

When he heard the roar of a sudden inferno, the waterbender broke into a full sprint, rounding the corner just in time to nearly topple into the swordswoman and a man he didn't recognize. Seeing no earthbenders in immediate pursuit, Tao widened his stance preemptively in case the probable-firebender got antsy. The waterskin on his belt popped open as his hands raised and liquid flowed out in twin strands that coiled around his fists. With a sharp exhale, they froze into segmented gloves, not unlike those the Dai Li employed. Not the warmest - excuse the pun - welcome, but he didn't think fugitives were liable to stop running for pleasantries.

"You're with the resistance, aren't you," he greeted, more accusation than question. One fist remained aimed at the duo, while Tao aimed the other down the alley they'd fled from in case of pursuers. "I know there's no time, but I need to speak with them. If not now, then later. I can tell the soldiers you fled in a different direction." Or just freeze them, but innocent misdirection was probably safer until this woman gave him some confidence that she wasn't going to get herself killed and the fugitives along with her. Even if it was getting a bit distasteful.


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