So, Helloo. You can call me North I guess..

I've been Forum Roleplaying for 2 years maybe? I dunno, time is a wibbly wobbly timey wimey mess in my brain.
So I just thought I would make an account here and test the waters, and also pretend I'm not intimidated by the amount of people that are on this site. o_o

So yeah! :D

Hello and welcome north. Im Zach, but i go by many names.
Let me be the first to say "WELCOME!" Were glad to have you! If there is any way i can help you, or make you feel more welcome, dont be afraid to ask.

What kind of roleplays do you usually participate in? Ei: i do a lot of fantasy.

I'm usually up for whatever.

Hello, and welcome!
Go get settled in!
Meet some new peeps!
Have fun RPing with dem new peeps!
Find one new peep that you think is hot!
Buy yourself a new fancy dress!
Go to the Prom RP!
Fall madly in love with da new peeps who is now yo boyfreend!!!1!1111!
Date da new peeps for a year ur 2!
Get married to da new peep!
Be married!
Have some hoolah-hoolah fun timez!
Few days ltr ur preggers!
It's genderless!
You get weird cravings for the flesh of ocelots!
Months passed and you are in labor!
baby peeps is born!
But he has a physical deformation and has 17 eyes!
new peeps divorces due to 17 eyes deformation!
You struggle to pay for baby peeps and urself!
You eventually are fired from ur works bcz you keep falling asleep on the job bcz you stay up late taking care of baby peeps!
You begin running out of money!
While driving to a new job you got, your in a car accident!
You are told your baby peeps teleported away from the car wreck, but accidentaly teleported to the moon!
You get depressed and sad!
Your job was with the mafia, and since you didn't show up, you have a hitman on your tail!
Commence running away across the countries to escape said hitman!
You eventually get caught and arrested for drunk driving!
Your taken to jail, and the hitman makes it seem like you died!
Hitman gets paid, because he had a hit on you to put you in jail!
Hitman bails you out of jail!
he ties you up in a basement and hides you!
he gets paid bcz the hit he had on you where you had to die was 'fulfilled'!
Commencing brutal slavery job!
You are trapped as a slave growing popcorn for seven years!
While working, you learn Indiana Jones is a slave too!
You fall in love!
ater desperatley trying, you escape after a year with Indiana Jones!
You flee to canda, where you get a pet Polar Bear!
Pet Polar bear turns on Indina Jones after a week and eats him!
You escape to China, and become another face in the crowd of business!
Commence seventy three years of unhappiness!
Conrats if you read this far!
You eventually go to the top of the Eifel Tower!
You jump!
You land in Micheal Jordan's pool!
You fall in loves with him!
Commence one date!
You become cannibal for no reason and eat Micheal Jordan!
You are now wanted by da police!
After a week of running, thy corner you in a 7-11!
You are arrested for murder!
Commence seventeen years of prison!
Polar Bear pays for bail!
He lays you down in a bed and you fall alseep!
After a month of being in that room, you realize something!
The RP has died!
You were still in the Prom RP, which was actually a depressing life RP!
You take a vacation from the Guild for a week!
Commence return of happiness and cure for the depression you got from the depressing life RP!
Join multiple new RPs!
have fun!
Be member of community!
Be happy, be healthy!
The End!
or is it? *dun dun dun!*

Boboclown89 said
Hello, and welcome!Go get settled in!Meet some new peeps!Have fun RPing with dem new peeps!Find one new peep that you think is hot!Buy yourself a new fancy dress!Go to the Prom RP!Fall madly in love with da new peeps who is now yo boyfreend!!!1!1111!Date da new peeps for a year ur 2!Get married to da new peep!Be married!Have some hoolah-hoolah fun timez!Few days ltr ur preggers!It's genderless!You get weird cravings for the flesh of ocelots!Months passed and you are in labor!baby peeps is born!But he has a physical deformation and has 17 eyes!new peeps divorces due to 17 eyes deformation!You struggle to pay for baby peeps and urself!You eventually are fired from ur works bcz you keep falling asleep on the job bcz you stay up late taking care of baby peeps!You begin running out of money!While driving to a new job you got, your in a car accident!You are told your baby peeps teleported away from the car wreck, but accidentaly teleported to the moon!You get depressed and sad!Your job was with the mafia, and since you didn't show up, you have a hitman on your tail!Commence running away across the countries to escape said hitman!You eventually get caught and arrested for drunk driving!Your taken to jail, and the hitman makes it seem like you died!Hitman gets paid, because he had a hit on you to put you in jail!Hitman bails you out of jail!he ties you up in a basement and hides you!he gets paid bcz the hit he had on you where you had to die was 'fulfilled'!Commencing brutal slavery job!You are trapped as a slave growing popcorn for seven years! While working, you learn Indiana Jones is a slave too!You fall in love!ater desperatley trying, you escape after a year with Indiana Jones! You flee to canda, where you get a pet Polar Bear!Pet Polar bear turns on Indina Jones after a week and eats him!You escape to China, and become another face in the crowd of business!Commence seventy three years of unhappiness!Conrats if you read this far!You eventually go to the top of the Eifel Tower!You jump!You land in Micheal Jordan's pool! You fall in loves with him!Commence one date!You become cannibal for no reason and eat Micheal Jordan!You are now wanted by da police!After a week of running, thy corner you in a 7-11! You are arrested for murder!Commence seventeen years of prison!Polar Bear pays for bail!He lays you down in a bed and you fall alseep!After a month of being in that room, you realize something!The RP has died!You were still in the Prom RP, which was actually a depressing life RP!You take a vacation from the Guild for a week! Commence return of happiness and cure for the depression you got from the depressing life RP!Join multiple new RPs!have fun!Be member of community!Be happy, be healthy!The End!or is it? *dun dun dun!*

Okay, up for whatever, minus whatever madness that was. o_o

YOU DARE CALL ME, THE TULTIMAMEGASYNOCRAZAFALALORDGUMECHAKUMAZIALTERRAIOLTIMAASIPHUDEKO SINCHAN, MADNESS?! GUARDS, HAVE THIS TRAITOROUS TRAITOR THROWN IN THE TORTURE DUNGEON!

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Nooooooo! Someone save me! D:

YOU CANNOT BE AVED FROM MY TORTURE DUNGEON, MUAHAHAHAHAHA! *injects you with a serum that will make it so that nomatter what, you could not die, even if your head was cut off... but you'd feel all the pain from it, and then puts you in a Iron Bull* And you... *looks over to notdeadyet* PRAISE ME, PRAISE ME NOW OR BE PUT IN THE TORTURE DUNGEON!

"You know, i only believe in one god, and i believe he is the only one to praise."

I pull my colt from its holster, and click the safety off. "Now im just going to walk away, and pretend this didnt happen." I begin pacing backwards towards the door. The gentle scuffle of my boots on dirt rythmatically breaks the still silence of the room.

" Don't leave me... " I whisper hoarsely and desperately, extending my arm fruitlessly in notdeadyet's direction.

THEN YOU SHALL FACE THE WRATH OF ME, THE TULTIMAMEGASYNOCRAZAFALALORDGUMECHAKUMAZIALTERRAIOLTIMAASIPHUDEKO SINCHAN! *uses super mecha shinchan OP powers to turn your gun into air, and lightning comes from his fingertips and teleports you into the torture dungeon, where you are given the serum and locked in an Iron Maiden* #DEALWITHIT, PUNY MORTALS! YOU WILL BE TORTURED FOR ETERNITY IN MY TORTURE DUNGEON FOR DEFYING ME! *pulls up a chair and sits at a table, opening up twitch and starting a livestream* "Hello, it is me, the Tultimamegasynocrazafalalordgumechakumazialterraioltimaasiphudeko Sinchan, where I am down in the torture dungeon with the two maine event tortured mortals." *takes the mic he was speaking into and duplicates it, then putting them up to Northern and notdead's faces* "How do you feel, getting picked my the most amazing thing to ever exist in the universe to be tortured?"

"Well you see Sinchan (mind if i call you that?) im actually quite cozy." My voice is calm and restrained within the iron maiden. Despite the nails in the side digging nearky a full inch into me from each side.
"Frankly the Christians had better torture methods than this. Are you truly going to just immitate somebody elses torture technique?" Little do either of you realize, there is a legitimate reason why im not suffering inside the legendary iron maiden.

"And what might that be, dear?"

"Well to put it quite simply, clozed spaces dont bother me, and well... Your missing an element of torcher... In this case, PAIN!" My smart alec reply seems quite enthusiastic. "Conventional means dont exactly hurt me for reasons i dont feel like getting into. Its one of those deep dark past things. So, if you wouldnt mind, could you let me and our newfound friend go, before i have to find my backup gun?"

The sarcasm in my voice is practocally butterong the iron maiden to rust.

"I see." he said, he was quite bored of this now. He had a short attention span. he pressed a button that got rid of the stuffs of torture and removed the serum. "You may go, now." he said, before eating a piece of seared human flesh off of Northern.

I am an assassin. There is nothing more than that. I had been hired to kill and so I will. So I reach down from the ceiling and slide my knife across Shinchan's throat. My job is done.

I find it scary that all this has happened just from me saying Hello.

As the knife pieces Sinchan's throat, he falls over and dies.

Not really. Sinchan cannot die. YOU DATA DEFY AND TRY TO ASSASSINATE ME, THE MIGHT SINCHAN?!!!?!?! YOU WILL SUFFER! *causes all your loved ones to start dying a horribly agonizing and painful death, and your foot falls asleep*

Making our feet fall asleep was just too far.