DISCLAIMER: Don't take this seriously, this is just a joke and is completely fun, not to be taken as a mock of christians(which i am one), or any other religion, its us making a joke from the fact that a character though himself to be a god...
(Based off Kami from my super hero roleplay...leave while you still can)

Kamizikel, 14:12

"And behold, Kami took Ashley as his beloved bride, but the serpent Abaddon, disguised as Ashley's symbiote, took part in the joyous lovemaking as well."

1 Ashonicle, 1

1"And so Saith the KAMI, THAT THERE SHALL BE A QUEEN, 2and so he created the most beautiful girl out of clay and looked at her, 3and decided, lets dye her hair and make her look like a troubled teenage girl, 4and then he breathed the life into her, 5wishing that he could meet her, but she KOed him and left, 6and so the future carrier of the next Lord…7who will kill its father and devour all of the world and create a new one where everyone is bipolar."

Kami's Boredom 1

1In the beginning Kami created the heavens and the earth 2But the earth was dark, boring, and empty...and btw the spirit of Kami was there. 3So Kami said "Let there be light" and there was light. 4Kami saw that the light was awesome so he separated it from the darkness. 5Kami was feeling creative so he gave them names 5Kami called the light 'Day' and he called the darkness 'night'. There was also morning and evening. That was the first day.
6Then Kami said "let the waters be separated" 7So Kami created space between the waters, there was water under and above the space. 8Kami called the space 'sky' and then the second day was over.
---end of part 1---

(change the name from Genesis)

(What should I call it then?)

I dont know