Ever wondered what it would be like to wander around in poisoned fog waiting for a monster to rip your spine out to use as dental floss?

If not then we're the party for you! Guaranteed you won't get killed¹ and will get to spend loads of time in the company of beautiful women with only one thing on their minds².

Interested? In that case sign on on the thread now, and join the party going where no other party has gone before!³

_{1: for at least the first five seconds
2: Medusa and her sisters, you'll be turned to stone forever while they discuss fashion tips
3: Or at least none that have managed to survive and report back to their guild halls}