If it makes you feel any better, I happily abdicate the bunny throne to you.
You clearly turned green with envy. Besides, I can't handle that kind of responsibility. Who knows, I might go mad with power.

You clearly turned green with envy.

*folds her arms and swiftly turns her back on him, swishing her hair in his face* Hmph~! v///-///v You're nowhere near as cute as you are IC, even though you're fully capable~! Such a tragic waste of potential~...!

You don't want the bunny throne, then? I suppose I'll just keep all these fluffy, eager, adoring bunnies to myself.

Oi, oi, no need to get salty. Can't a guy just have his fun?
Plus I'll have you know I am EXTREMELY cute.
At least, that's what people tell me. Humble, too.

*divebombs at him* NOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! >///o///<

"He humbly explains his cuteness, of which he is very proud." -///w///-

That's the joke, yes. But actually though, I guess being awkward in social situations is cute? Hey, it works on Yamamoto, why not on me? Like I said, he's very much like me.
Because I'm awkward in social situations.
But not on here. Because I can write fairly well.

I guess being awkward in social situations is cute?

Well, it is if you also happen to have dark blue/black hair and blue/onyx eyes, which I'm told I have a thing for~... And cannot deny~ >///w///< Being all blushy also really helps~

'Fraid not, ma'am. I'll just stay over here and not be cute. S'cool.
Personally, I'm more of a fan of green hair. Invariably, guys with it are super cool. But that's not really a realistic expectation of actual people.

Wait.
Hang on.
Raeger is from Harvest Moon. Not the one I own, but that's still super cool. I love that game. It's a guilty pleasure.

Actually, technically Story of Seasons, the re-branded name of the new 'chapter' of Harvest Moon games~ Um, I actually made a petition a while ago to try to help bring the game over here so I can actually play it instead of sitting here crying in deep, unbridled envy of all the lesser females posting screenshots and tricking themselves into believing he likes THEM~... *clenches fists tightly, fiery tears in her eyes* I mean he definitely loves ME, NO-ONE ELSE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..........

U-um~... ^///^ Sowwy about that~...
..... *ahem* .....
A-anyway~... I won't ask you to sign it since it's already available in your country, and so it wouldn't affect your life~...
I also just realized that Yamamoto-san is in the catering profession, just like Raeger-kun~... o///.///o

..........

*slams the petition down on a desk in front of him as a distraction, shouting loudly trying to make him forget what she just said* EVEN IF YOU DON'T SIGN IT, PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT IT AND TELL ME HOW YOU THINK I COULD GET MORE SUPPORT~!!!!! O///O

Oh? What's this? Do I spy black hair and onyx eyes on this member of the catering profession?
...not really, they're closer to grey eyes than onyx.
But I'm calling it close enough.
Y'know, I didn't know they didn't send Story of Seasons over to Europe. That does kinda suck. Like, oodles. I mean, you could probably get it from eBay or Amazon or something, but it's not the same.

Edit: There are forums for everything; have you tried posting it on a Harvest Moon forum?

Um, if you didn't notice, the title of the hider for the pictures of him says:
"Or you could just be Raeger, who holds my heart as the sole [»»»]exception[«««] to that 'rule' of winning my affections~... *sighs dreamily*"
FYI, HIS EYES ARE GREEN AND BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE THEM~!!!
..... o.o I'm so sowwy, I don't know what keeps coming over me~...

Also, if you read the petition you'll see why I can't just "get it from eBay or Amazon or something"~... God, if only I could~... Q///w///Q

Yes, I've posted it on GameFAQs, GBAtemp, the Story of Seasons Facebook page and two reddit thingies, one for Harvest Moon and one specifically for Story of Seasons~

I mean, yeah, but Yamamoto sure doesn't have those ever so dreamy green eyes.
...you're going into the Fuko fugue again, aren't you?

And yeah. Region lock. I'm so, so sorry. I know that feel. I UNDERSTAND.

Still only fifty signatures, huh? Go big. Make billboards. Hang them everywhere. Except don't actually. That's not feasible.

Yamamoto-san fits the usual criterion of dark hair and dark eyes, though~! ^-^ But don't worry - while he is very cute and likable, having you (who I kinda consider to be an older brother - no, more like a weird uncle) as the roleplayer behind him, I don't really feel anything like that towards him anyway~
...Well ok, but only sometimes~! Like those sometimes when he's being blushy, or playing a cello in the moonlight and being embarrassed at the attention his talent attracts but he doesn't want, the EXACT OPPOSITE of the trait of arrogance I despise~! Can you really blame me~...? >///w///<

*halfway through nailing a massive billboard to a tree, having to stand on it to get high enough* Aww, drat~ I was sure it would work~...

*is a weird uncle*
...I wish I could say that was the first time someone called me that.
Funny thing is, I think I'm probably younger than you.
And don't worry about it. Just means he's doing his job. It's one thing to be attracted to a character, but something completely different to be attracted the player.

*realizes it would be better if others were unaware* So academically advanced, younger than me yet knowing all those words~...! @.@

Welp, after 05:00am again~... The curtains are drawn and the blinds are closed, but the light of dawn still pierces through and is making my eyes all stingy~... >.<

Okay. So.
You should sleep.
I should sleep.
We should sleep.
Él, ella, usted, nosotros dormiriamos.

So g'night. Dream of bunnies.
And cute waiters.

Um, is that Italian~...? I think dorme means something about sleep~...
You even know Italian at that age of younger-than-me~...!

Ooh, those sound like sweet dreams~! :3

Close, it was Spanish. I was saying we need to sleep.
And it wasn't really all that impressive. They teach it in schools.
But I hope you did have sweet dreams.

Sadly, I didn't really dream of anything, or at least completely forgot everything the second I opened my eyes~ Oh well~... *sighsies* Someday~...

Ahhh I see, I know nothing of the Spanish language except for how to count from 1 to 3, thanks to Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres~ At my school we had to choose from three languages: German, French and Spanish~ I chose French because I had already started learning it in P6~

Also I think some families actually have nieces and nephews older than their aunts and uncles~

So sad. I have pretty mundane dreams, so I usually don't remember them.
And my school offered French, Spanish, and Italian. At one point it offered German and Japanese, but alas, those were cut from the budget before I got there.
The school I went to before forced us to take Spanish and one year of French, so I know plenty of Spanish, plus some rudimentary French and a little self-taught German. Plus some Maori that I picked up because of reasons.
And yeah, technically there are some families that have that older nieces or nephews, but that's more an exception than the rule.

Apples~! :3