In a world, much like our own, but vastly different, skeletons control the earth.

But their control wavers.

Hordes of 'FUCBOIS' threaten the peace, and the only one able to stop them, the legendary 'BIG BONE' has been missing for over nine thousand years. Bands of Fucbois raid and pillage, and no one can stop them.

You are here to change that. You are a SKELETON WARRIOR, and your name is 'CALCICALIBUR'. You are the spookiest skeleton of your tribe, and the Bonemeal Elder has urged you to take on a legendary quest.

You are to travel the world, vanquishing fuckbois across the kingdom on your quest to become BIG BONE, but the task is not easy, and as mighty as you are, CALCICALIBUR, you must make as many allies as you will enemies.

You are tasked to defeat the infamous 'FANTASTIC FIFTEEN FUCBOIS', leaders of the Fucboi hordes and gain their powers to jumpstart your evolution into 'BIG BONE', but the 'FANTASTIC FIFTEEN FUCBOI's' are led by an even worse enemy; the grand Nameless Fucboi; his name lost to the ages, who controls his generals from his fortress-mountain in the isle of Bonebreak

You must gain power, and balance yourself between the Skeleskills of 'PIRATE' 'NINJA' and 'COWBOY', as the title of 'BIG BONE' requires this balance. While balance is required, specialization is as well, CALICALIBUR. The Chainsaw Ninjas of MEALBREAK have given you their best trainers at your disposal, giving you a natural affinity to PIRATE and NINJA, but since the rise of the fucbois, the people of GROUNDCOW have been illusive...only the legendary BIG BONE, or someone destined to become BIG BONE, could ever summon them.

You will start by finding a path to, and liberating GROUNDCOW from the fucboi menace, and to train in the way of COWBOY. This first phase of your journey will be hard, but you are harder.

For you have been a good boy and have drank all your milk.

It is time to depart, CALICALIBUR, on your quest to become BIG BONE.


A really shitty idea me and a friend came up with on a whim. This isn't like an average RP at all, it's more of a 'quest' type. Basically, I write up 'everything' but people can still choose what happens.

In effect, here's how the IC will look:

(GM post 1)
"Bla bla bla there's a house, some dudes, and a suspicious crate. What do you do?
1) Knock on House's Door
2) Break into House
3) Speak to the dudes
4) beat up the dudes
5) Open the crate
6) Kick the crate
7) Go somewhere else
8) Check your inventory before doing anything
9) Something Completely Different (write suggestion)
(GM End of post 1)
(Player 1 post 1)
2) Break Into house
"Let's burglarize people, it's fun."
(Player 1 post 1 end)

If there's discrepancy in what the players vote to do, first come, first serve.

Oh, the example given, all posts concerning the IC'll actually be, y'know, IC. Nonetheless, have fun and feel free to drop in with a command.