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Grey Mind

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Name: He doesn't have one!

Favourite Nicknames: Iggy, Barnabus, Filch, Leupold, Vivec

Age: Why waste time counting?

Occupation: Adventure Skeleton (A skeleton wot goes on adventures more frequently than most) or Party Skeleton (A skeleton wot frequently enjoys loud music and dancing with attractive organics)

Likes: Delicious Brown Elves, Board Games, Curves, Facial Hair, Giant Monsters, Comics, Cartoons, Ladies, Parties, Soft Squishy Things, Being Spooky, the Rap Music, Video Games

Dislikes: Edges, Edginess, Body Odour, Water, The Socially Inept, Card Games, Flat Chested Women, Hedgehogs, Heights, Anything or anyone called 'Bonesaw', Video Games

Absurdities:
Or super special powers to those with a stick firmly embedded up their arse.


The Story so far!
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Iggy's Marvelous Misadventures!

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Grey Mind

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Karl was created by and belongs to the talented (but missing-in-action) Unknown-Person


"Castle of Nations!

The most glorious theme park you've never seen!

Come and visit the thrilling and dangerous Pirates Island! Explore the majesty and ---"

CRASH.

"Such an annoying little thing! Don't you think so, Arma?" Karl's raven tilted it's head at him. His smile crumpled a bit. "So mean-spirited today. Wake up on the wrong side of the nest?" The bird pecked at the side of his head and he chortled heartily. "Oh, you!"

The park was empty. Lonely. It had been abandoned for what seemed like forever now. At some point the attractions had suddenly found themselves full of life. Not too many decided to question it. After all, they didn't often get the chance to move about on their own and one can get rather stiff after holding the same pose for as long as they had.

Karl was one such thing. A statue of resin that was once a decoration at Pirates Island. He was very, very different from the others however. How, you ask? Well, it's rather simple!

Karl despised humans.

"Have I ever told you about my amazing adventures Arma?" The bird tilted it's head at him curiously as the young stone lad strut through the cold, quiet park. He spun dramatically and sat down right where he was. It happened to be at the edge of Pirates Island, just by the wooden bridge that passed over a moat surrounding his little section of the park.

"Don't give me that! I have too been on adventures!" The red-eyed raven hopped into his lap and stared off blankly towards the water. It reflected the moon high above them. "Shows what you know. You should remember, too! You were there!" The bird pecked at his knee softly. "Were too! Remember! We got horribly bored of this empty, depressing place." Karl's voice twisted a bit as some of his deep hatred poked through his words. He cleared his throat and his smile widened.

"For example! Remember that time we left to that empty city with all those robots for the wishing machine? We met water boy, that uppity vampire, the midget inventor, and that bride and her husba--" Karl's voice wobbled and suddenly stopped. A peculiar hatred suddenly welled up from deep inside him and his memory got immediately fuzzy.

"N...N-No, wait... I don't think I quite..." Karl shook his head. "Er, anyhow! What was I on about?" The bird looked around in a seemingly disinterested manner. "Ah, yes! Our adventures beyond this boring place! Don't tell me you've forgotten, Arma! Heh. Good thing I'm the brains of this outfit!" Karl hummed happily to himself but Arma continued to look about, seemingly at random. "Why don't I refresh your memory with a thrilling tale of our past? Does that sound good to you, my lovely? Ah, and I know just the one to begin with."

'Hrm... How peculiar. I can't quite seem to figure out which of my memories are real or not...

'...I must just be low on energy. Yes, that must be it!

'It has to be...'
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