(I can't add an image atm since I'm on my phone and I can't seem to copy the image url, sorry :( But just imagine a grumpy old Drow man with very long ears and a pointy nose)

Skurk Vintossa is a 718 year old Drow and a Great Old Ome Warlock. He's a very professional man, always wearing a tux and always making sure nothing around him is out of the ordinary. He's insecure about his appearance, which is one of the main reasons he takes extra good care of himself. He has a wide set of skills. He can cook, clean (to a very unhealthy degree), play the piano, write poetry, account... pretty much anything his job requires at the time. He's a swiss knife of a man. At the moment he works as a head servant of sorts, watching over everyone and making sure nothing is out of order. He's cold and stoic to nearly everyone, though he warms up to women really quickly (because Drow). So far, he had no success with finding a long term partner. He's a hopeless romantic. That's not to say he can't bond with men. But he has a much harder time with doing so and is generally more competitive with them as well as very picky as to which ones he chooses to have any meaningful bonds with. Though having a seat with him and having a glass of wine is almost always guaranteed to open him up a little bit.

Also he's a 5 foot king.

- 18+ Peeps. I'm 20 and I am mostly comfortable rping with adults. Not to mention I like to throw innuendos around and the rp might get into NSFW territory.
- SFW isn't off the table, but I've been craving some 18+ content lately
- I live in Europe and people of a similar time zone would be preferable. That's not a requirement of course, feel free to still hit me up if you live in places like America, I am used to chatting that way XD
- You definitely don't have to reply super often and in super large quantities. Sometimes I am busy and have no time to rp, and you might be too, so not replying immediately is not something that'll bother me much. As for response length, I don't mind either. Sometimes it'll be a few paragraphs, sometimes a few sentences, it really depends on what's going on in the rp. Of course I don't do script style or one liners (unless our characters are just sitting around and talking) and I also don't write pages of prose either, I am definitely no writer.
- We're gonna use Discord for our rp
- The character I wanna use is a switch. He's a complete sub to women, but will not let himself be dominated by a guy (doesn't mean it's impossible, but definitely hard to do).
- Both MxM and FxM ships are fine (though MxM is preferred atm)
- I cuss like a sailor lol
- I do enjoy meymeys and ooc talk, so of course I am down to do some talking outside of rps!
- The rp doesn't have to be strictly DnD related, but it would be cool if it was. Generic fantasy is fine with me tho.

- NSFW stuff.
- Some fetishes (discuss with me what you're interested in, I don't judge :) I have some myself, but I'm not comfortable listing those publicly.)
- Honestly everything else that's not in the "No nos" section

- Feet. Idk why, I just fucking hate feet. Idk if it's some kind of phobia i have but shit just grosses me out.
- Extremely weird fetishes like scat or vore.
- Huge age gaps. Just because I wanna play a grandpa doesn't mean I have no standards and for me age gaps are a no go. I'd personally prefer if our characters were closer to each other in age. I might agree to characters like deities who lived for a long ass time tho. Speaking of which...
- For the love of god, no loli or pedo "my character is 1000+ but looks 13" shit. If you have an older/ancient character they should look their age. Like cmon, at least have the decency to make the relationship look SOMEWHAT paletable.
- I think that's it lol