Parody of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody

Is this the real life?
Or is this just piracy?
Caught in a LAN-slide,
No ESC to reality

Open your eyes,
Look up to the screen and see,
I'm not a poor guy,
I got 1080p,
Because my frames are high, temps are low,
Any kind of game sells,
it is always on Steam, on Steam.

Gaben, I just killed a RAM,
Downloaded games into its drive,
Too low storage and now it's dead.
Gaben, sales had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Gaben, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I don't buy again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, the sales have gone,
Sends emails to my bank,
Wallet's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and play online.

Gaben, ooh (any kind of game sells),
I don't wanna buy,
I sometimes wish I'd never bought them all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you buy the Fandango?
Aftershock and Raptor,
Very, very quickening me.
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro

I'm not a poor guy, all specs are high.
He's not a poor guy from a poor family,
Spare him his cash from this monstrosity.

DOTA 2, CS:GO, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Origin has a sale put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can cheat me and play games for free?
So you think you can buy me and leave me for broke?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.

Any kind of game sells