[CHAR] BORED of ZOMBIES - Surreal, Dark Comedy, Bizarro (Always Accepting)

[anothered]

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B ☠ R E D

of

Z O M B I E S

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C H A R A C T E R S H E E T

A Contractual Agreement

You're interviewed through a sand soaked intercom.

CS Code

[center]
[img]>>Employee Photograph<<[/img]
[h2]Flip The Burg*r Application Form[/h2]

I, _______________, formally apply for the position of [u]Del[b]i[/b]VerY Cr[b]E[/b]w[/u] at Flip The Burg*r.

I understand Flip The Burg*r is not at fault when I indubitably suffer a zombie related injury.[/center]

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[B]The Interview[/B]

[b]Q:[/b] Why you wanna do deliveries anyway?
[b]A:[/b]

[b]Q:[/b] You ever been out in The Sands before?
[b]A:[/b]

[b]Q:[/b] What's [url=upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/common… picture[/url] got you thinkin' about?
[b]A:[/b]

[b]Q:[/b] You're delivering a package when, BAM! - a dozen zombies jump out and they're like, "give us the package b@#$% - what do you do, huh?
[b]A:[/b]

[b]Q:[/b] Sure, you're hired, got any questions?
[b]A:[/b]

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[b]Name:[/b] __________________

[b]Signature:[/b] _____________