Good eve.

[Polyurethane]

Hello everyone, my names Polyurethane, you can call me Poly. Ummm. Yeah just saying hello to everyone :)

[Ermine]

Welcome and all, but will you ever be a chair?

[Polyurethane]

That's a good question, one I've pondered lately. I think I may try it one day when I'm ready.

[Ermine]

I would be happy to sit on you. As a tester. <.< Not in a naughty way.

[Polyurethane]

Offer accepted! Surely being a chair I'll need someone to try me out before I go around being sat on by everyone. Wouldn't want to fall apart on someone.