Rap Battles of Spam

[idlehands]

Halo said
Idle's comments have given me the feeling this is how most folk react to hearing my voice, except in reverse so that they're more sarcastic and sassy than intended. :c

That's true. I realize you're probably being genuine but that British accent makes everything sound droll and saucy.

[soph]

Cm Punk Fan said
El Punko is the kingYou are just a mingYou will be on a swingI be livin in BeijingStealin your ringThrowing my stringOnto your wing

wat

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Oh, Beijing; the subway. You see
Beijing isn't as wonderful as you think
A swing?
It'll break
A ming?
It'll...freak.
Uuuugh.

But, sadly, your rhymes are shit
And it quite honestly looks nervous,
But me? On the surface I look nervous
But, really, that's just a ploy! A swindle opportunity
Hell after this I'll go and bring the Humans and Aliens in unity
What? You're n-n-n-not?
Well, that's okay!
'Cause in a minute you'll simply be sweating off your toupee! Hey, hey, hey, hay!

I'm a mathematical monster!
I spit lotsa logic,
And even the teenagers in my class are less annoying than YOU!

Oh, well damn!
I can't think of a rhyme
You see, I'm almost like a mime
I can't spit nine bars: I'd rather spit liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. In a box. With a pop.

Hey, you're late, mate!
I see you're now weighted like a freight, mate!
Make a book,
Write a pen!
'See you now'
'See you then!'
It was short?
Didn't make sense?

Well, fuck.
INSERT CHORUS HERE, FOLKS.

IIIIIIIII have no life whatsoever.

[Derpestein]

LowKey123 said
watIIIIIIIII have no life whatsoever.

Welcome to the club.

[soph]

Derpestein said
Welcome to the club.

WOOO!
Wait, is there a line?