Name: Joey Kelewinski, Big Joe, Joey-Man, JK Rollin In Gold
Age: 43
Race: Energized Sprite from the Glamoured Realm of Fae. About two blocks down from Chinatown. Elemental Sprite of fast food restaurants and debt collection notices.
Description:
Joey stands at about a foot and a half, or whatever that is in crappy European metrics. The Mets suck anyway.
He's balding, leaving behind a crow's nest of what once was long strands of post-glam rock hair and marula oil shampoo. He's kinda fat, but since he used to play football he has big arms and can probably deck a guy if he needed to.
Joey often wears a white tanktop and white gold chain. He's usually wearing blue jeans, but if it's hot or if he's been working for more than 6 hours it's pants off and anything goes as far as his department store boxers.
History:
Joey was spawned to the material realm after a combination of late debts and greasy foods combined in the apartment of a couple that should probably split up, but don't because they're used to each other and it's not like other people aren't a pain in the ass anyway.
He possessed the power to turn the couple's life around with a simple process. All they had to do was visit each bill collector within a week and Joey would handle the debt.
The first day went okay, but since the couple decided that they were set for life, they spent their paychecks on cheaply cut drugs and overpriced liquor. They finally got their act together at 11PM on Sunday night and broke into the homes of debt collectors, but had to serve 6 months of community service. But hey, at least they're debt free now.
Joey takes care of the apartment when the couple are on their community service trips. Unfortunately, since his bill solution happened too close to the deadline, their community service deal didn't register until the Fae Debt Clearing Facility came back on Monday after 12PM.
Because of this, their community service has to be monitored by a Planar Parole Officer who is sleeping with the DA on their case. The couple is often loaned out to join a task force of adventurers as summoned spirits of Washed Up Art Student and Boyfriend Who Promised The Moon But Just Works A Finance Job So That's Okay I guess. Their attacks are devastating.
In his free time, Joey flips through the planar television to join other realms and offers helpful advice. He also brings cheeseburgers.
Abilities:
Absolving debt and calling you an asshole. Also fire magic. Gotta grill right?
Age: 43
Race: Energized Sprite from the Glamoured Realm of Fae. About two blocks down from Chinatown. Elemental Sprite of fast food restaurants and debt collection notices.
Description:
Joey stands at about a foot and a half, or whatever that is in crappy European metrics. The Mets suck anyway.
He's balding, leaving behind a crow's nest of what once was long strands of post-glam rock hair and marula oil shampoo. He's kinda fat, but since he used to play football he has big arms and can probably deck a guy if he needed to.
Joey often wears a white tanktop and white gold chain. He's usually wearing blue jeans, but if it's hot or if he's been working for more than 6 hours it's pants off and anything goes as far as his department store boxers.
History:
Joey was spawned to the material realm after a combination of late debts and greasy foods combined in the apartment of a couple that should probably split up, but don't because they're used to each other and it's not like other people aren't a pain in the ass anyway.
He possessed the power to turn the couple's life around with a simple process. All they had to do was visit each bill collector within a week and Joey would handle the debt.
The first day went okay, but since the couple decided that they were set for life, they spent their paychecks on cheaply cut drugs and overpriced liquor. They finally got their act together at 11PM on Sunday night and broke into the homes of debt collectors, but had to serve 6 months of community service. But hey, at least they're debt free now.
Joey takes care of the apartment when the couple are on their community service trips. Unfortunately, since his bill solution happened too close to the deadline, their community service deal didn't register until the Fae Debt Clearing Facility came back on Monday after 12PM.
Because of this, their community service has to be monitored by a Planar Parole Officer who is sleeping with the DA on their case. The couple is often loaned out to join a task force of adventurers as summoned spirits of Washed Up Art Student and Boyfriend Who Promised The Moon But Just Works A Finance Job So That's Okay I guess. Their attacks are devastating.
In his free time, Joey flips through the planar television to join other realms and offers helpful advice. He also brings cheeseburgers.
Abilities:
Absolving debt and calling you an asshole. Also fire magic. Gotta grill right?