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@JohnnyWeird Though you are able to make the jump, give me a Strength (athletics) check to keep your footing on the broken edge of the bridge you land on.

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WHAT YOUR TURTLE EYES SEE

Here at the edge of the bridge, Tortetarte can see plenty of places to tie and secure ropes to span the shattered sides of the moat on both near and far sides. The problem still remains of how to get to the far side, for the keep was built atop a funnel-shaped hill to overlook the town. This motte is fairly steep and looks to have slopes covered in loose shale. Beyond this, the keep is encircled by a 15 foot high curtain wall, with the bridge extending straight into the gatehouses.

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"Oh, uhh, okay." Blik said, seeming very clearly confused and more than a little surprised by the whole 'not getting cut up and murdered dead' turn of events. "Okay boss I be going now. Uhhh, going home. Going. Now. Okay bye!". She took a tentative step sway from the group of violent big folk, then another, then spun around and took off at a sprint. As she skidded past the guards and their cart at the town square and careened off towards the gate, the man accosting Galen let out a startled cry- having been too focused on harassing the half-drow to pay attention to his surroundings.

"Oye! Tha fuck is this about! You missed one!" The guard said, releasing his hold on Galen while brandishing his sword wildly in the direction the goblin had headed. After a few moments of embarrassed silence, he looked to his partner, who was currently smirking at the wild display. With a grunt, he forcefully sheathed his sword and rounded on Galen once again. "Hmph. Get yer damn pack and fuck off then. I'm still watchin' you, so don't you get any fancy notions into your head or your pretty face will be the least of your problems."

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@GRMBRN go ahead and roll yo roll to avoid being grabbed if you wish it.

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Unfortunately, try as he might, Galen didn't seem to be having much success at intimidating the remaining caravan guards. "How cute, the little elven princess wants to act tough." Swaggering over to stand within a foot or two of the half-drow, he reached to clamp a hand down on his shoulder. "I said to fuck off." By now, the second guard had also taking an interest in the confrontation between his companion and Galen. As his partner and Galen argued, he casually sauntered over to stand opposite of his partner on the other side of Galen, one hand straying to the cudgel he kept at his hip.

"Keep? What keep? Blik never been to no keep." The goblin stammered out, clearly uncomfortable with being interrogated by three people at once, even if only one of them was really leading with the questioning. As she spoke, her gaze wandered over to the big keep on the southern end of the town. "Oh. THAT keep. Uhhhhh, Blik don't know nothing about THAT keep. Bridge got broked. Never been there. Not once. Nope." After a few seconds of contemplating, the goblin's eyes went wide and she started talking at an even more rapid pace, if such a thing were still possible. "I know what you thinking. We not steal big city! Big city empty we take it cuz empty. Please no cutting off Blik hands. Not steal. Never steal. Stop attacking innocent peaceful goblin town. Please let Blik go. Blik never steal city from humans. Humans left city. We did nothing to make them go. Please don't murder Blik!"

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