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Tony's eyes opened and he regained consciousness.

"Bowser!" he exclaimed and started looking around. "Where... are we?"
Blinky sat in a chair in front of her office desk. It was a wooden chair with one leg missing. She had spent the last fifteen minutes carefully planning out what she was going to say to the 'New Mario Brothers'. It was then that she heard a knock on the door. With a sigh, she got up from the chair and walked over to the door. She didn't even get to open it. She had to admit, the goomba's strength was admirable. But then again, this door wasn't very sturdy.

Anyway, Redd the Goomba broke down the door and rushed into the room so he could spend more time with his idol! He didn't care that he was on guard duty and was supposed to watch the prisoners. After all, that koopa had it covered, right?

Blinky had almost been crushed by the door. Well, she doubted it would have actually crushed her.

"What do you think you're doing, soldier?" she asked in an irritated tone.

"Oh, uh... I wanted to speak with you, General," the goomba stated politely and did a strange goomba-salute. "You see, I really like you!"

Blinky sighed. "Look, just because you admire me, it doesn't mean you get to ignore your duties! Tell me, what's you job?"

"I'm on guard duty, sir!" This earned a groan from Blinky. "I'm sorry, ma'm! I didn't mean to call you sir!"

"Say, could you relay a message for me?" she said after a short, awkward bit of silence. She also used her magic to put the door back up.

"Anything for you sir! I mean ma'm!"

"Tell the prisoners this: 'It's not over yet.'"

"At once sir!" the goomba exclaimed and ran off. Well, that was easy. Blinky then got back to work on her plans.
Shit! Come on! Where are you?!
Dude, don't die on me now! We've barely even started. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! If you want a break, go ahead and tell me.
"What's your favorite color?" asked the annoying little goomba that was following Blinky around.

"Shut up," said the annoyed kamikoopa that was being followed around.

"I like red. Is it red?" Asked Redd.

"No," said Blinky.

"Why not? Red is awesome!" Redd exclaimed

"I am entitled to my own opinion," Blinky stated matter-of-factly. "So shut up."

"Oh, I can't do that. I'm way to excited to be talking to you! It's like a dream come true..."

"I gave you an order, soldier," Blinky interrupted. "Now, shut up."

"At once sir!"

Blinky froze.

"What did you say?"

"At once sir!"

"I am not a sir." Blinky struggled to keep herself together. This minion was getting on her nerves, and then he had dropped an insult like that!

"Uh, what?" The goomba looked confused. Was it not obvious? Sir was the prefix of a man. Blinky was a woman! There was a big difference!

"Look, instead of calling me 'sir', try 'dame' or ma'm," Blinky said, her voice trembling. She was this close to screaming at him.

"Okay, sir," the goomba said, clearly put off by Blinky's attitude.

That was it. Blinky immediately let out a scream at the top of her lungs. She then disappeared in a puff of smoke. She reappeared in front of Bowser.
"Well, that was easy," Blinky said dismissively. "I guess you guys can take over from here." She turned around to get back on deck.

Redd followed Blinky with a big grin on his face.
BluetheElf said
Or so they thought.


I don't get it. Is this a prompt to start roleplaying in the spice kingdom?
Wow. Either Bowser was a fool, or he was just too distracted to notice that Blinky had almost blown her cover. Blinky sighed in relief. This was why this relationship worked. Even though Blinky had her outbursts fairly often, King Bowser usually seemed able to excuse it with more pressing matters.

Speaking of which, Margarito and the uncoscious loser were surrounded by useless little minions. If they were anything like Mario and Luigi, escaping from that wouldn't be a problem. If Blinky conjured another cage, she'd be shieldless for a while. That was basically an invitation for another tackle. No, she needed a different solution. Her eyes fell on Tony, and an idea popped into her head.

She turned to look Margarito in the eyes, with the same evil smile as before. "Sweet dreams." Then she conjured a bouncy anvil right above Margarito's head, which would knock him unconscious, and bounce back up again, to avoid causing permanent damage. Then it would be dismissed, and Blinky would summon her shield.
That hurt a lot. Blinky hated pain. It was one of her greatest weaknesses. That was why she usually had a shield conjured around her at all times. Except this time, she was too busy conjuring a cage for Margarito to have a shield of her own. And now that her focus had vanished, the conjuration would have to sustain itself, which Blinky calculated would tale just a few seconds. It didn't help that Margarito was trying to break it.

She pushed the stupid minion away and got back on her feet. Then the cage vanished in a puff of smoke. Blinky raged.

"You idiot! Do you have any idea what you have done?!" Blinky had planned to place Margarito and Tony in the dungeon in Bowser's castle, where she would interrogate them, and eventually befriend them, give them power stars, and overthrow King Bowser. Then she would take over. Now, they were going to escape, and it was all this guy's fault!!! "You have just ruined all of my plans! Now I'll have to come up with some other way to overthrow-" she corrected herself. "... To..." she couldn't think of anything to remedy the situation.

"Overthrow who?" the quivering goomba inquired.

Shit.
Blinky made her way inside and landed on the floor, and made the broomstick disappear in a puff of smoke.

"Yes master," she said with a salute, and turned to face Margarito. She looked him in the eyes... and she smiled wickedly. "It appears i've orphanized you. You're too big to fit in the Mushroom Kingdom, so I guess I'll just have to send you elsewhere. But where...?" She thought about it for a moment.
Redd walked downstairs to see what all the ruckus was all about. His patrol route didn't exactly include the downstairs area, but that was the least of his worries. He wanted to see General Blinky again! General Blinky was his favorite person. Ever since she cast that amazing spell a few minutes ago, he had been her biggest fan! He couldn't hold it in any longer. He had to HUG her!

That was when Redd saw that General Blinky was staring into the eyes of a little human boy. This was unacceptable. General Blinky was his, and ONLY his! Instinctively, he tackled her, gaining a gasp from the crowd of goombas and koopas, and a yelp of pain from Blinky.


So there's Redd. To be honest, this particular personality is one I don't use very often, and thus he hasn't had much time to blossom.
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