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You know, I think we should start roleplaying in the Spice Kingdom soon.
The alarm was now turned off. Redd now marched back towards the prison cells. After all, he was still on guard duty. Although, General Blinky had asked to speak with the prisoners in private, but Redd was sure she wouldn't mind if he popped in to say 'Hi!'.
"I have a favor to ask of you," Blinky said. "You see, I'm not your enemy. Bowser is."

"Well, you are his underling," Tony pointed out.

"I'm not anyone's underling!" Blinky exclaimed, offended. "In fact, I hate King Bowser! I say we work together to take him down once and for all!"

When Redd heard this, he almost gasped, but he managed to stay hidden behind a corner, where he could safely hear the rest of the conversation, undetected.
"I'll have you know, I made precautions to avoid permanent damage," Blinky said, tensing up a little.

"Uh, so what did you want to talk about," Tony interjected to stop the dispute from getting out of hand.

"Right. Do you remember that message you got from me earier?"

Tony gave Blinky a puzzled look. He did not remember getting a message during his brief time in this prison.
"That isn't happening anytime soon," Blinky reassured the two brothers cousins. "Now, I would like some time with the prisoners, alone. And turn off that alarm already, it's giving me a headache."

"At once sir!" Redd yelled and ran off.
"There's no way a girl beat you up with an anvil," Tony commented, earing a glare from the girl that had supposedly beat up Margarito with an anvil.

This seemed to get the goomba excited. "Oh, you should have seen it! She was all like 'sweet dreams', and he was all like '*gets knocked out*', and I was all like 'cool!'... I think."

"Yes, quite," Blinky said stoically. "I was informed that the prisoners were escaping, yet here you are," she pointed out.

Tony frowned. "Yeah, funny thing about that..."
Tony did not find his own mushroom. Perhaps it had been lost at some point? Maybe he had forgotten to pack it at all? His memory was a little fuzzy on that. In fact, he had no recollection of what had happened at all, except that Bowser had attacked, and appearently captured them.

"So... quick recap of what happened while I was out?"
"Yes, I need some help in locating the prisoners." Blinky had to swallow some pride in order to utter that sentence.

"Right this way, sir!" the goomba yelled and started marching down the hallway. Blinky followed him.

"I'm not a 'sir'," she said. "Get it right."

"I am sorry ma'm! I keep forgetting about it!"

"And don't yell like that. It's kind of annoying."
Spin jumping in this situation could be dangerous. Once a spin jump started, there was no easy way to stop it. In an area where the only solid surface are blocks that a pin jump can break, one would be stuck spin jumping throughout the entire level! Was this a design flaw, or just a really clever decision on Bowser's part? And that's when Tony had a flashback.



"Do we still have the mushrooms?" Tony suddenly asked and started digging through his pockets.
Blinky was flying on her broom through the halls of the dungeon, looking for the prisoners. Admittedly, she was lost. She had never actually traversed this place, and it was basically a big labyrinth with extremely vague signs. It was kinda hard to tell the difference between the "WC" sign and the "Prison" sign, considering they were all just crappy illustrations. She was too embarassed about this to ask any of the minions she passed by for directions.

Redd watched General Blinky fly in circles like an idiot. Then he yelled "DO YOU NEED HELP?!?!" General Blinky jumped off her broom in surprise, landing on her back, and startling a koopa she almost landed on. The broom disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Tony eventually noticed a slight problem.


A koopa ran past Redd, screaming "The prisoners are escaping!" Red was going to reply, but Jeff was out of view before he had a chance to. The door to General Blinky's office was just around the corner. Just as he was about to knock down the door again, General Blinky opened it in his face. He flew out of the way in a comical fashion, and Blinky rushed to the dungeon, presumably to stop the prisoners from escaping.

He got back up and walked back towards the dungeon.
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A nearby koopa guard was alerted.


Pssst, be the koopa guard!
"Alright, I guess," Tony said hesitantly. He had heard horror stories of these blocks actually being mushroom people, and every time you break one, you kill an innocent soul. But then again, what were the chances that Bowser had constructed his castle using souls instead of actual stone blocks? The mere thought of it sounded ridiculous. Bracing for impact, Tony leapt up in the air and punched the ceiling with all his might. The block shattered. A nearby koopa guard was alerted.
Redd marched through a corridor with a grin on his face. He had just gotten his first quest from General Blinky! And it was a delivery quest! All he had to do was go to the dungeon, locate the prisoners, and deliver the message: "It's a clover bet," he said out loud. Wait, that sounded wrong. What was it again? Redd turned around and headed bck to General Blinky's office to get a reminder on what to say.
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