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9 yrs ago
Current "My resolution..? Become magical or something? I dunno, those contracts are killer."
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10 yrs ago
What do you get when you mix caramel, cinnamon, and hot chocolate.... Perfection. Pure perfection.
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10 yrs ago
Nothing is written here. You see nothing. Just... Back away.
10 yrs ago
"We're going to have a child!" "That's... that's great!" "Well, there's a problem. I'm cursed. Your pregnant."
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10 yrs ago
It is a sad day when a Potato is dirt poor.
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Posted. The personalities of the characters are so mismatched that it's perfect.
Ika Musume


Ika Musume was amazed by how quickly Add had gotten rid of the building. "Wow! Your almost as powerful as Chizuru, ~De geso! I didn't even see you move, ~De geso!" She stood in awe for a moment, but only for a moment. Very quickly she realized that she was being shown up by this Add person. If she was a messenger of the sea then a human shouldn't be better at getting rid of trash then her, even if they were some kind of "time esper". Without warning, Ika Musume shot her tentacles out around the area where the building had been, gathering the debris and placing it in the center of the now empty lot. "Your good, but no one can beat me when it comes to cleaning up the beach... street, ~De geso." Ika Musume let out a laugh before turning back to Add. "You're too powerful to be a subject, so why don't you join my invasion club, De geso!" Ika Musume looked at add, hoping he would accept. With such a powerful underling she could invade anywhere. Maybe the two of the could even take down Chizuru... or maybe not. But still. "If your lucky I might let you have some of the shrimp I get as tribute when I inkvade and take over japan, De geso"

@Gummi Bunnies
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Posted~ Also congrats, you may have an insane time traveler on your hands now. ;)


Sounds fun. I just hope ika can handle the insane part long enough to meet kirby. Because ika musume!kirby sounds like it would be the most adorable thing ever

Also, I'll be posting in a bit then


Food? Time to celebrate.

I had forgotten how maddeningly slow forum RPs can be sometimes
Ika Musume


"~Geso ~Geso ~Geso ~Ge-" Ika Musume's happy singing was cut short by a strange man walking out of nowhere. For a moment she just stood there, before jumping back in shock. "How did you do that, De geso!" It took her a moment to regain her composure. When she did, she put one foot behind her, pointed at add, and declared "I am Ika Musume, a messenger sent from the sea to conquer the surface world and the humans polluting the oceans, De geso!" She stood there for a moment, dramatically holding the same pose, before answering the rest of the man's questions.

"Lost? Me, no, De geso. Inkvaders don't get lost, I know exactly where I am, De geso.
And that is... squid city, ~De geso! I inkvaded and took over so it's safe for me to walk around, De geso." Ika Musume held a triumphant pose and gestured around her at the dilapidated city. She had a huge smile on her face. "Though, this place is filthy, De geso." Ika Musume looked around at the trash and debris that littered the street. The disgust she held for it could be seen clearly. Suddenly, an idea struck Ika Musume. "Hey, since your here that means your one of subjects, De geso. So my first demand as squid overlord of squid city is... help me clean up this mess!" Ika Musume innocently said. "Humans are dirty so they can't help but pollute their living space, De geso."

@Gummi bunnies
I forgot that Ika Musume is the early incarnation of how annoying and stupid looking Splatoon is.


I don't know about splatoon. But Ika Musume is a fearsome inkvader. Fear the De geso!
*sorry. I don't know the rules on multiposts. So I put this message into the one above and wait for this one to be deleted*
Ika Musume


Ika Musume had been wandering for quite a bit through the dilapidated streets of the ruined New York. She was frustrated. Cindy and the *Three stooges had promised her there was shrimp on the other side of the bright... thing? But along with their being no shrimp on the other side, she had gotten lost in this nightmarish place. It was dark and scary, and she didn't like how empty the place was.

No one seemed to be around. Which was odd considering how big this place was. It was kind of like the ocean. Big, dark, empty. Presumably something waiting to krill and eat her in the shadows. Though it was still on the surface. But if so where were the people? Suddenly, a thought struck her. "If no one is around, then that means that I can *invade easily, ~De geso! I am the greatest *Inkvader, ~De geso!" With that thought in her mind, Ika Musume skipped happily down the street, hunting for shrimp, and happily singing "~Geso ~Geso ~Geso"

(*1 - the three stooges are the nicknames for the three scientists in the show

*2 - Ika Musume uses many, many fish and squid puns.)

@Punished Homura

Alright then. Thank you very much.

I look forward to taking part in this.

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I have posted. It's a bit shorter then I was hoping, but it gets the information across. As I get back into RPing, I shall get better.
@thewizardguyalright. Well then. Time to wait then.
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