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9 yrs ago
Current "My resolution..? Become magical or something? I dunno, those contracts are killer."
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10 yrs ago
What do you get when you mix caramel, cinnamon, and hot chocolate.... Perfection. Pure perfection.
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10 yrs ago
Nothing is written here. You see nothing. Just... Back away.
10 yrs ago
"We're going to have a child!" "That's... that's great!" "Well, there's a problem. I'm cursed. Your pregnant."
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10 yrs ago
It is a sad day when a Potato is dirt poor.
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@savato oh your learning so much about Cyano's world.
Cyano Conablum


How embarrassing. The teleport hadn't been instant. To say the least, Cyano was absolutely livid. Though it would be hard to tell. She would give the ethereal a chance to test out his powers. The ethereal would form his attack rather well. Interesting. Though not beyond what was expected. The next thing he would try would cause the scientist running the teleporter to fall over. Lucky guy, that one. Now she knew which of the two to target her wrath towards. She would approach the scientist, and put her hand on his shoulder. Immediately the scientist would shudder. A cold chill going down his spine as she spoke, her voice never truly betraying her temper, but rather her words doing that job.

"So, what was with the delay? Hmm? You of all people should know there aren't any excuses here."

The scientist would respond, the fear in his voice would be evident. No doubt the ethereal would realize that they didn't speak out of a lack of caring, but rather out of a fear.

"Y-yes ma'am. I will scan immediately next time."

Cyano would let out a chuckle. Even when they tried to watch their words they messed up. It wasn't exactly fair to them. Though not that Cyano cared. Sadly, there wasn't much time for torment.

"Listen, I'm on a tight schedule right now. So I'll cut to the chase. I'm going to be gone for a bit. Your going to be up and ready to get back to work by the time I'm back. If you aren't, I will hunt your sorry soul down and wipe you out of existence. Do you get that?

Without waiting for a response Cyano would suddenly crush the scientists neck. No doubt the ethereal would find this ruthless. Monstrous even. Cyano would only find it relieving. Anyways, it would give the scientist a bit of experience. And if he knew what was good for him he would be back anyways. Well, if the ethereal had any sort of moral code she would probably have to explain this to him. Though she doubted he did. It would teach him a valuable rule of her universe.

"Well, that was refreshing. Oh, right. You don't know. Here, when you die you don't really "die". Your sent to the deadland. You can stay, or you can find yourself a resident and beat them until they let you out. Though if you die there that's it. If he knows what's good for him, he'll be back and working with a smile within the week. Well, let's head up to the stuff your actually looking for"

Cyano led the ethereal out of the room, and into the bright lobby. The lobby itself didn't seem too technologically advanced. It didn't have to be. Nor should it have been. Being open to the public, it would be a horrible thing if they managed to get ahold of some of it. After that quick thought they would head to the elevator. Supposing the ethereal didn't want to explore the lobby.
The ethereal underestimates Cyano. That is just as bad an idea as underestimating the ethereal

*creepy low short laugh*
I rushed things a little bit, partly because of the urgency of the RP, and partly because travel RP is extremely boring and doesn't build much on anything, plot or character wise.

Cyano Conablum


Obviously the Ethereal didn't understand. She could leave it a surprise at this point, but she didn't feel like having it whine when they got there so she would explain what she meant.

"I'm not referring to the nanomites. I have psychic suppressant fields around the lab. There aren't many telekinetics around the universe anymore, but there's enough that I have precautions in place for home field. But as you said, shouldn't be a bother."

Just as she finished the ethereal informed her that this nova person had claimed arcadia. To be honest. Cyano didn't care all too much. She half expected the place to be claimed by someone already. But the ethereal seemed worried about it.

"Fine, we can hurry along if it's really bothering you. We just need to grab a few things from the lab. We can get there faster if I let the transport team know I'm back. They have a lock on to my multi weapons energy signature, so a few quick shots into the sky and they should just zap us in"

Saying this, Cyano would then, well, shoot a few quick shots into the air with her multi weapon. The energy released by the shots would allow the labs to lock on to Cyano. Though not before she managed to get ahold of the ethereal. Despite what she called it, the travel wouldn't be exactly instant. Though that was less the technology, and more scanning the ethereal before transport. Either way, before long Cyano and the Ethereal would find themselves in the lab. Specifically in the transport room. It was rather small, and dim. Two scientists sat by panels near the edge of the room. One of them scanning the planet, and the other one running the teleporter. More then likely the ethereal would note that the scientists did not greet Cyano. Supposing he could, depending on how he reacted to the psychic suppressant fields.
Yes. She just stood in front of your army and declared that they can either choose shrimp or death essentially.

@thewizardguy
Ika Musume


Add's dynamos were right. A huge palace loomed in front of Ika Musume. It was unlike any human building she had ever seen! Standing on a piece of debris, Ika Musume would try to yell up to the top of the palace, where she saw a person standing. But just as she would begin to he would speak, his voice booming through the air. And just as quickly Ika Musume would find herself surrounded by extremely scary looking humans on all sides. All of them looking like they could take down even a whale just by looking at it. Maybe this was the JDF that eiko had told her about, finally here to face her. She found it flattering that they had sent such scary looking humans to take down her. Truly, she was a fearsome invader. Ika Musume would use her tentacles to pull herself in front of the army.

he he he... I am Ika Musume, De Geso! Messenger of the sea, sent here to inkvade and eliminate the humans who pollute the oceans, De Geso! No doubt you were sent to stop me, De Geso! But if you surrender now, I'll let you all live to eat shrimp another day, and possibly serve me as an inkvader, De Geso! But all who defy me will face execution, De Geso! My first demand of all who surrender is... is...'I forgot my demands...' oh, De Geso! You will give me all your shrimp, De Geso!"

Truly a riveting speech delivered by Ika Musume. Would any of the army be swayed? Would they shoot her? Or perhaps they would only think of her as a little girl with big ambitions. Whatever they thought, it was doubtful it wouldn't attract at least some attention however.
I'm going to post Ika now since I have that one finished, and Cyano later when I dont have dishes to wash and food to make
I was referring to the army. I thought they were called the dark angels. Oh well, whatever they are your going to love this latest Ika post.
I'm assuming the angel things are still there. Otherwise I'm going to have to rewrite everything again...
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