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9 yrs ago
Current "My resolution..? Become magical or something? I dunno, those contracts are killer."
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10 yrs ago
What do you get when you mix caramel, cinnamon, and hot chocolate.... Perfection. Pure perfection.
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10 yrs ago
Nothing is written here. You see nothing. Just... Back away.
10 yrs ago
"We're going to have a child!" "That's... that's great!" "Well, there's a problem. I'm cursed. Your pregnant."
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10 yrs ago
It is a sad day when a Potato is dirt poor.
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I'm going to do that pretty soon.
Kolon and Absolis and Ika Musume


Ika Musume dangled by her tentacles as ultron lifted her high up into the air. Fear was replaced by indignation as he somehow managed to catch her barrage of tentacles. With a few parting words, Ultron dropped them a little bit away from the wall with a warning. She would fall a fair distance, but her fall was broken by spmething... furry? Ika Musume reached down under her, and grabbed a large, stiff cat ear thing. Suddenly, the thing jumped up, throwing Ika Musume off of it. It was Kolon! Though Ika Musume wouldn't know who Kolon was.

Kolon made a cry of disgrace! With a series of Magyas, it was clear he was upset that a squid had been dropped on his head like an anvil. Though, it wasn't long before he was better about it. And held his hand out to shake Ika Musumes. Ika would look on in confusion at this strange creature. Though she too would shake its hand.

Nice to meet you, De Geso! I'm Ika Musume, messenger of thee sea, sent to inkvade humanity, De Geso!

Ika Musume went a bit overboard with her introduction, though Kolon didn't mind. Absolis however, did think to start asking her a few questions before trusting her

"So, Ika Musume. It seems you and Kolon are fast friends. But I have to ask, why did you just fall out of the sky like that?"

Ika Musume immediately turned to Absolis and began to explain what had happened. With a few embellishments of course

Well, there's this huge palace, De Geso! And it had a nice person in huge armor, who was going to help me stop pollution, De geso. But then there was a battle and explosions, De geso! And then he was replaced by these people who said they were going to roast my tentacles, De geso! They were scary looking and their eyes glowed and they all had fangs, even the robot, De Geso! But then the robot grabbed me and flew me away and dropped me here, De Geso!

Absolis processed the story, littered with an odd break between every sentence. It had a certain sincerity about it, albeit it sounded a bit overblown. Though it seemed to match about what Absolis expected from he and Kolon were headed to.

"That's an amazing story. Bullies like that should be properly disposed of. Perhaps you could lead us to them, Ika Musume?"

Ika Musume nodded and began to lead Absolis and Kolon to the palace. Absolis still didn't trust her fully. But it was better to have her in front where he could see her, rather then leaving her behind them where she could push them into a trap.
Just say it


Baseball with bowser
I just got the greatest idea ever. For the RP.
No calamari. Just pitching.
If anyone was wondering. Yes, Ika Musume is a very good baseball player when she uses her tentacles.
I would prefer the world not be backholed thank you.
@savato I could start playing Ika Musume using her English dub speech pattern? But I think everyone would be itching to kill her the.
I wish I could have found the original version, but sadly I only find the special episodes in the original full format, rather then in 20 second clips with heavy editing.
1. Because it's the English dub. They replaced De gedo with an overload of squid puns. They are in the Japanese version too, but in nowhere near the volume.
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