@AcerRo pretty sure most of us were alive in the 90s and Jesus Christ that's worse. And why is it always with Will? Why can't it be with someone else?
Man you... You really shouldn't have put that idea in my head...
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Man you... You really shouldn't have put that idea in my head...
@AcerRo pfft! I don't appreciate your sarcasm my boy! I am well aware that Raylan is, how you say, experienced in the matter *shudders*
I kinda wanna apologize for making you shudder, but at the same time... Why I gotta hold my shine back? Yeah Raylan might have gotten some in the past and good for him. That boy needs some lovin.
At least he wasn't in the back of a rented Ford Econoline gettin it on with Willy. Willy looked at Sophie and said "you gonna free this Willy!"
Sophia was all like
For those of you who don't know. That's from a movie named Free Willy. Pretty big in the early 90s.
@AcerRo and THAT children is why Raylan is going to die a virgin XD
Ouch, you wound me sir and or madam. Be still my aching heart... Be still.
@Ace of flames01 Who's talking about love? This sounds like hilariously awkward one night stand. This sounds like painfully written, horribly thought out fanfic that should never see the light day... Somebody needs to do.
@AcerRo *chokes on a taco then falls out of my seat* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! There's no freaking way that would happen! XD look I get you're still new to this thread but OH MY GOODNESS. that's a good joke! XD
A joke? Homie I think underestimate the romantic dashboard glow of a rented Ford Econoline! A little Jimmy Buffett: 'Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw' and Bartles and James? That's a baby making setting if I ever seen it!
But hey, I'm just trying to help.
@unfallenangel A FUCKEN CHANCE! SHE HAS NONE!
I can see it now Sophie looks at Willy and say something. "I got the keys to rental. Frank's asleep and Raylans got everyone else drunk. What'd yah to fogging up the windows in the Econoline and making it hot!? Wink wink!"
A few months later, Willys pushing a little baby Angelina her brand new stroller.
I just wrote your one chance.
@unfallenangel THAT'S STILL A LOT OF CRUSHES SWEETIE! SOPHIE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ONE! NOT ONE! AND GRACE HAS 2 OR 3! SOPHIE DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKEN CHANCE!
Grace has wings but Soph? She's got the keys to that rental! I can her now, cruising down town in that Econoline. Straight up stuntin! Jamming to some TLC!
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
Why? Cause Soph is fly, dats why!
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That women are the superior gender? I mean, what...
Never mind the fave that if one woman doesn't run off, three or four people don't get killed. Or that another young girl has already stabbed a man to death... Yeah woman are the best around here.
Raylan Elisha Wilcox
Location: Basement
Interacting With: Everyone
"I'm feeling pretty good Frank, sweet of you to ask." Raylan shot back in a flat monotone. "It was a gutter by the way, I woke up in gutter. You can't get drunk enough to find a ditch in this town. I've tried." Raylan said before taking a drink of his coffee. Raylan turned to others and raised his cup in a half hearted salute that he didn't mean. "Morning." He said flatly before scanning the room and getting a good look at everyone. He knew a few of them. Even after a year, he still didn't know there names. He just made up nickname for people on the fly. It was easier for Raylan to remember. He didn't see the point of learning their names if he was gonna get tossed out. He didn't know how he had lasted this long.
Cowboy, he was a speedster or really quick... Or something like that. Raylan never had an issue with him that he could remember. Cowboy always seemed like a steady hand, old faithful as it where. Raylan often wondered if it was Cowboy who helped keep him around. Somebody had to have, Raylan had already caused too much trouble.
Halitosis Lu, who had some inane code name about his breath. Raylan didn't think ever said that to him but he didn't remember or care. Lu wasn't a bad guy by any stretch of the imagination, but Raylan could never understood how he could be so... Outgoing. So... Friendly. It was beyond him to understand it.
Sparks. The electric girl. She was about as moody as it gets, something to do with her powers. Still she had a power worth having. If Raylan had to a pick second power, it would hers. She seemed the decent sort.
There was Wings. She had a codename that Raylan never could comit to memory, something to do with the weather. Even Raylan had to admit, her wings were a thing of beauty, and so was she. She... Shy? Was that the word? Insecure? Either way Raylan couldn't remember getting sideways with her. "Feathers look nice today Wings." If the truth were told, it sounded too dry and monotone for comfort. It would have been easy to mistake it for an insult.
Raylan didn't dislike any of them. He might even like of them. But Raylan being Raylan, it probably never showed. There were others, others he didn't know. His guess was they were the new kids on the block. The right thing to do would be to shake each of their hands and greet them the best he could, offer than help and wish all the success in world. "I'm Raylan." Those were the only words he could muster. Maybe he would say more if he was sober but right now he had bigger things to worry about.
Something needed to happen. Exhaustion was gonna set in before long if something didn't happen soon.
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Trust me, the reunion won't be planned, not from JJ's end anyway.
Yeah, I'm just gonna toss this out there. J.J needs to find some decent friends. Doing blow and beating by a couple of dumb shits. Then she got roped up with Nate and Vin.
Girl needs a vacation or something.
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