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17 days ago
Current Having to put up with loud exhausts driving by after hours makes me want to take out these subhuman scums one. By. One.
5 mos ago
I was told to check my attitude. I did. It's still there. It's not gone anywhere. What's the problem?
5 mos ago
My mother and I fed a homeless man tonight. My heart shattered into pieces when she told me she'd seen him around not doing well. He's young too. I should feel good, but I'm terribly worried now.
7 mos ago
Not today, Satan....maybe tonight
9 mos ago
I may not be the prettiest or funniest woman out there but let me tell you something, I'm also not the smartest.


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I checked my credit score yesterday and it's 810. Sacrifices have been made (not the type where I behead chickens or goats) so I hope I get the properties I've been looking into.
I had moonshine for the first time tonight...190 proof. It freaking burned. But hey, I was in Miami Beach so all in all it was a good time.
I can only whistle by sucking in air, not blowing it out. Don't ask me why either.
My current obsession is The Weeknd's Blinding Lights. The 80s vibe makes me wish I was a teenager during that decade, not born in it.
Save me...

I've held a full-size python, and on another occasion a different type of snake. The latter was way smaller and it was coiled up on my hands so it was adorable in a way. I've also held a baby gator twice. And yes, I was slightly terrified during each of those experiences.

I'll probably never swim with sharks though. I go to the beach regularly and I don't need that stress in my life. Last time I was at the beach I thought the shadow casted on the water from a skyscraper was a lovely little creature out to get me. I was fooled for only a split second, but I sure as hell swam back to more shallow waters where I could plant my feet on the sand.

The joys of living in America's Australia.
When I was a young kid, I fell off the back up a truck. I wasn't grabbing on to anything and the driver stepped on it and I took the fall. I rolled after landing and all. But I was a kid, I was fine.

If that happens now I'll probably be in the hospital for a couple of days.

Never been better, why do you ask?
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