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Oh, that's coffee alright! ...For people who don't like coffee.
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6 days ago
I'm a proud Basic Bitch with my lack of fancy character sheets, speech color and BBcoding. Why? Because I'm a grouchy af old man. Now GTFO my lawn, mufuker.
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8 days ago
My wife's trying hard to get me into The Mandalorian, but I'm a Trekkie. Lord give me strength!
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11 days ago
That moment you realize your textual self sounds like a dick when you're not using emotes. :D x'D :B ouo '>u>
13 days ago
Happy Turkeyitis Day! 😀
Bio
Beep beep imma sheep
said beep beep imma pink sheep. Baa mufuker baaa~🐑
_________________________________________
I'm currently [full], sorrrrrry! Forgive me for my wrongs; I have just begun!
pfffffffffffffffffffft I will rp here (pm/threads) or over on discord. I am not a fan of large groups. Small groups and 1x1s are prefered~ Don't wanna rp with me cause our interests don't line up, but still wanna ooc chat? That's cool too!
annnnnnnnd insert long wall o' text bio in 5, 4, 3... *coughs*
I play as male human characters, but/and I can multi. My definition of male may seem more like mail to some of you. Some may or may not be more fabulous than others, but gentlemen's three piece suits, parkour, MMA, guns, and kickassery are almost always involved. I am in fact... Kenough. I'm looking for character building. I consider myself casually advanced. In other words, you will get something in return but of equal value. I am always opened to brainstorming, but here's some notable interests:
OCs > Premades But borrowing Fandom concepts is ok. Genres I'm interested in:
Slice of Life Adventure Mystery Action Western Horror Occult Mobster Mafia WW2 1920s Sci-fi Travel Time Space Comedy Medical Musical Theatrical Military Political Religion History Mythology
I'm not big on superhumans, mythical beings, or superheroes, but it depends entirely on the story and your ability to ground the characters. I'm always game to be the villain, regardless of genre. Baaaahaaahaha ha cough haha *coughing intensifies* //blinks
Fandoms I'm interested in:
Tomb Raider Indiana Jones MCU The Addams Family Casper The Friendly Ghost The Santa Clause Doctor Who SCP Chucky Nightmare on Elm Street Jeeves and Wooster House SNL Star Trek The Orville The Three Stooges BTTF Rick and Morty FF7 (OG + AC) FF8 Spyro OG Trilogy Alundra2 Power Rangers The Neverending Story Bonanza John Wick (first movie) Constantine Buffy the Vampire Slayer Big Wolf on Campus Last Cuck Tonight with Johnny Trigger-Warning
Crossovers are always awesome. Don't see something specific? Feel free to ask me about it!
Other things to know:
I HATE anime/manga inspired rp. I feel like they're tacky and unoriginal. Everybody wants to be a magical girl/boy/thing/pet whatever the actual. However, I don't hate anime/manga. Notable anime I like... pffffffft you! You're just gonna have to ask! I just prefer my stories to be more realistic. Story arcs NEED endings. None of this, "How long has Ash been 12? Awhile." Bullshit. You like anime/manga rp? That's fantastic! You be you, boo! Just don't expect me to get excited too.
I'm also not big on using anime art as my cs images, but I don't mind if you do.
Using colored text for, "Speech." In your post, burns my eyeballs. If you're a good writer (and hopefully with me you will be) I should be able to tell who the fuck is talking without color coded messages. Limited color emphasis is my friend! This is text I'm looking at, not a coloring book. But again, if you do this elsewhere, good for you! Have fun!
I'm sure by now you've noticed that I have a terrible sense of humor and am cranky. The whole sheep bit is just a persona who I am IRL, get over it! I try to be flexible with my partners so everybody is happy, but I know we all can't hold hands either! I try to not take life too cereal, you guise.
While I'm not looking for romance between our characters, I'm okay with sweet nothings between your characters for development. Our characters should remain platonic and anything beyond a hug or kiss between your characters should be time faded. When I do add fluff for character development, it's normally MxM or somewhere on the LGBTQIAA+ spectrum. I am not here to write smut or ERPs, so please don't ask.
In Real Life is ALWAYS the most important. I understand that life gets in the way. Status updates would be nice before and during any hiatuses you may take. Life gets busy yes, but even a simple, "Well, shit!" would be greatly appreciated and of course, I would do the same.
Don't let my fluffy pink demeanor fool you.
Looks can be deceiving. I'm 35. Knowing this, I prefer that you're at least 21+ for any harder themed stories. Gore, Murder etc. And any harder themed stories should always remain in PM or on Discord. Otherwise, I don't mind playing out stories with you, if you're only 18+.
I DO NOT HAVE A SWEARING PROBLEM.
My outter:
My inner:
[insert some sort of fancy quote about transhuman sheep rights and inner demons here]
pfffffffffffffffffffffffft
Nobody: How many male OC do you have, Lexisheeps?!?
Me:
What? You're still here??? OuO //tailwiggle
Pffffffffft I HAVE A DECENT EXAMPLE OF MY WRITING?? :U
Lexisheeps bleated at your character, whoever you may or may not be, "All packed and ready to go on our next adventure! Baaaaah."
The. Sheep.
Was.
Here.
Our lands are threatened by an invisible force The concept of hatred: both spoken and verse Plaguing the people - it poisons the mind Teaching to hate that which is not their "kind"
Not one with the undead Nor fodder for the live and fiending I'm a challenger of every horde That would try to live by loathsome reason
Take me back to the times when it was safe Back where the rivers flowed, free by the lakes
It was times like these when she was glad Theo wasn't anything more than a tour guide and curator for the Louvre.
Thierry completely agrees! :U
... the being practically had her with its right-hand inches from her throat. ... ...floor while the creature's footsteps scraped loudly and fast after her.
Uh... nope. I don't care how many times we've slept together. You're on your own with this one!
I had kind of imagined that with Theo being a bit of a socialite, that he'd hear things through gossip. Maybe even seek out to find out about various rumors if got sick and tired of his requests being constantly denied. Yeah, I see a bunch of dead plants in Thierry's feature. rofl
Not gonna lie. I'm curious about what Theo thinks of his dad running off to the field, despite physical ailments (busted knee + not being on the field in years) to save his stepfather that asshole he's related to by lack of choice (who has a good bill of health and age on his side).
Is he gonna blame Nick (further) for wanting to "prove" his worth if Thierry gets hurt?
Or
Hate Thierry for getting further involved with HiveMind, a company with a piss poor reputation with Louvre workers (not realizing HM has both of his sisters)?
I'm glad you both @Estylwen@WhiteAngel25 enjoyed it as much as @Days and I enjoyed working together. You girls really are a ton to keep up with fun to write with! :'D
[center][color=deeppink][h1]Beep beep imma sheep[/h1] said beep beep imma[/color] [color=pink]pink[/color] [color=deeppink]sheep.
Baa mufuker baaa~[/color]🐑
[img]https://i.imgur.com/xHFKVI2.jpg[/img]
[color=black]_________________________________________[/color][/center]
I'm currently [full], sorrrrrry!
Forgive me for my wrongs; I have just begun!
pfffffffffffffffffffft
I will rp here (pm/threads) or over on discord.
I am not a fan of large groups. Small groups and 1x1s are prefered~
Don't wanna rp with me cause our interests don't line up, but still wanna ooc chat? That's cool too!
annnnnnnnd insert long wall o' text bio in 5, 4, 3... *coughs*
[hider=My bio]
I play as male human characters, but/and I can multi. My definition of male may seem more like [i]mail[/i] to some of you. Some may or may not be more fabulous than others, but gentlemen's three piece suits, parkour, MMA, guns, and kickassery are [i]almost[/i] always involved. I am in fact... [color=pink]Kenough[/color]. I'm looking for character building. I consider myself casually advanced. In other words, you will get something in return but of equal value. I am always opened to brainstorming, but here's some notable interests:
OCs > Premades
But borrowing Fandom concepts is ok.
Genres I'm interested in:
[hider][color=deeppink]Slice of Life
Adventure
Mystery
Action
Western
Horror
Occult
Mobster
Mafia
WW2
1920s
Sci-fi
Travel
Time
Space
Comedy
Medical
Musical
Theatrical
Military
Political
Religion
History
Mythology
[/color][/hider]
I'm not big on superhumans, mythical beings, or superheroes, but it depends entirely on the story and your ability to ground the characters. I'm always game to be the villain, regardless of genre. Baaaahaaahaha ha cough haha *coughing intensifies* //blinks
Fandoms I'm interested in:
[hider][color=deeppink]Tomb Raider
Indiana Jones
MCU
The Addams Family
Casper The Friendly Ghost
The Santa Clause
Doctor Who
SCP
Chucky
Nightmare on Elm Street
Jeeves and Wooster
House
SNL
Star Trek
The Orville
The Three Stooges
BTTF
Rick and Morty
FF7 (OG + AC)
FF8
Spyro OG Trilogy
Alundra2
Power Rangers
The Neverending Story
Bonanza
John Wick (first movie)
Constantine
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Big Wolf on Campus
Last Cuck Tonight with Johnny Trigger-Warning
[/color][/hider]
Crossovers are [i][s]always[/s][/i] awesome. Don't see something specific? Feel free to ask me about it!
Other things to know:
[hider]
I [b][u]HATE[/u][/b] anime/manga inspired rp. I feel like they're tacky and unoriginal. Everybody wants to be a magical girl/boy/thing/pet whatever the actual. However, I don't hate anime/manga. Notable anime I like... pffffffft you! You're just gonna have to ask! I just prefer my stories to be more realistic. Story arcs NEED endings. None of this, "How long has Ash been 12? [i]Awhile[/i]." Bullshit. You like anime/manga rp? That's fantastic! You be you, boo! Just don't expect me to get excited too.
I'm also not big on using anime art as my cs images, but I don't mind if you do.
Using colored text for, "Speech." In your post, [b]burns[/b] my eyeballs. If you're a good writer (and hopefully with me you will be) I should be able to tell who the fuck is talking without color coded messages. Limited color emphasis is my friend! This is text I'm looking at, not a coloring book. But again, if you do this elsewhere, good for you! Have fun!
I'm sure by now you've noticed that I have a terrible sense of humor [s]and am cranky[/s]. The whole sheep bit is [s]just a persona[/s] who I am IRL, get over it! I try to be flexible with my partners so everybody is happy, but I know we all can't hold hands either! I try to not take life too cereal, you guise.
While I'm not looking for romance between our characters, I'm okay with sweet nothings between your characters for development. Our characters should remain platonic and anything beyond a hug or kiss between your characters should be time faded. When I do add fluff for character development, it's normally MxM or somewhere on the LGBTQIAA+ spectrum. I am not here to write smut or ERPs, so please don't ask.
In Real Life is ALWAYS the most important.
I understand that life gets in the way. Status updates would be nice before and during any hiatuses you may take. Life gets busy yes, but even a simple, "Well, shit!" would be greatly appreciated and of course, I would do the same.[/hider]
Don't let my fluffy pink demeanor fool you.
[hider]
Looks can be deceiving. I'm 35. Knowing this, I prefer that you're [i]at least[/i] 21+ for any [i]harder[/i] themed stories. Gore, Murder etc. And any harder themed stories should [i]always[/i] remain in PM or on Discord. Otherwise, I don't mind playing out stories with you, if you're only 18+.
I DO [s]NOT[/s] HAVE A SWEARING PROBLEM.
My outter:
[img]https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExamY1OXRxb2UwdTMzM25nYTRjaDcwZG1oY29yN2dyNGcyeXFwOGFnaiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/vn779NMP49VSVFgu1t/giphy.gif[/img]
My inner:
[img]https://i.gifer.com/BkK2.gif[/img]
[insert some sort of fancy quote about [s]trans[/s] [s]human[/s] sheep rights and inner demons here]
[/hider]
pfffffffffffffffffffffffft
Nobody:
How many male OC do you have, Lexisheeps?!?
Me:
[hider=]
[img]https://i.postimg.cc/fyZtN7Fn/imageedit-0-6828132063.gif[/img]
[Youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-UfkZKKGc0&pp=ygUQaW0ganVzdCBwZXRlIHNubA%3D%3D[/youtube]
[/hider]
What? You're still here??? OuO //tailwiggle
Pffffffffft
I HAVE A DECENT EXAMPLE OF MY WRITING?? :U
THIS SHIT IS ACTIVELY INTENSE:
https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/191426-the-dark-beyond/ic
[i]In a safe pg-13 manner.[/i]
BECAUSE OF COURSE IT IS. I'm involved!
[/hider]
[Center]
[color=deeppink]Lexi[/color][color=pink]sheeps[/color] bleated at your character,
[color=black]whoever you [i]may or may not[/i] be,[/color] "All packed and ready to go on our next adventure! [color=#FF8F8F]B[/color][color=#FFE38F]a[/color][color=#C7FF8F]a[/color][color=#8FFFAB]a[/color][color=#8FFFFF]a[/color][color=#8FABFF]a[/color][color=#C78FFF]h[/color][color=#FF8FE3].[/color]"
[img]https://i.imgur.com/fLEnHfj.png[/img]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/VzVXFG4.gif[/img][/center]
The. [color=deeppink][sub]Sheep.[/sub][/color] [center]Was. [/center][sup][right]Here.[/right][/sup]
[center][color=black]Our lands are threatened by an invisible force
The concept of hatred: both spoken and verse
Plaguing the people - it poisons the mind
Teaching to hate that which is not their "kind"
Not one with the undead
Nor fodder for the live and fiending
I'm a challenger of every horde
That would try to live by loathsome reason
Take me back to the times when it was safe
Back where the rivers flowed, free by the lakes
This rage shall not be tamed.[/color]
[color=pink][h3]Mama, we [i]all [/i]go to hell.[/h3][/color]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh4gzV_x3UM[/youtube]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/VjkXdsG.png[/img]
[/center]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><font color="deeppink"><div class="bb-h1">Beep beep imma sheep</div> said beep beep imma</font> <font color="pink">pink</font> <font color="deeppink">sheep.<br>Baa mufuker baaa~</font>🐑<br><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/xHFKVI2.jpg" /><br><br><font color="black">_________________________________________</font></div><br><br>I'm currently [full], sorrrrrry!<br>Forgive me for my wrongs; I have just begun!<br><br>pfffffffffffffffffffft<br>I will rp here (pm/threads) or over on discord.<br>I am not a fan of large groups. Small groups and 1x1s are prefered~<br>Don't wanna rp with me cause our interests don't line up, but still wanna ooc chat? That's cool too!<br><br>annnnnnnnd insert long wall o' text bio in 5, 4, 3... *coughs*<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="My bio">My bio [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I play as male human characters, but/and I can multi. My definition of male may seem more like <span class="bb-i">mail</span> to some of you. Some may or may not be more fabulous than others, but gentlemen's three piece suits, parkour, MMA, guns, and kickassery are <span class="bb-i">almost</span> always involved. I am in fact... <font color="pink">Kenough</font>. I'm looking for character building. I consider myself casually advanced. In other words, you will get something in return but of equal value. I am always opened to brainstorming, but here's some notable interests:<br><br>OCs > Premades<br>But borrowing Fandom concepts is ok.<br>Genres I'm interested in:<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Hider">Hider [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><font color="deeppink">Slice of Life<br>Adventure<br>Mystery<br>Action<br>Western<br>Horror<br>Occult<br>Mobster<br>Mafia <br>WW2<br>1920s<br>Sci-fi<br>Travel<br>Time<br>Space<br>Comedy<br>Medical<br>Musical<br>Theatrical<br>Military<br>Political<br>Religion<br>History<br>Mythology</font></div></div><br><br>I'm not big on superhumans, mythical beings, or superheroes, but it depends entirely on the story and your ability to ground the characters. I'm always game to be the villain, regardless of genre. Baaaahaaahaha ha cough haha *coughing intensifies* //blinks<br><br>Fandoms I'm interested in:<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Hider">Hider [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><font color="deeppink">Tomb Raider<br>Indiana Jones<br>MCU<br>The Addams Family<br>Casper The Friendly Ghost <br>The Santa Clause<br>Doctor Who<br>SCP<br>Chucky<br>Nightmare on Elm Street<br>Jeeves and Wooster<br>House<br>SNL<br>Star Trek<br>The Orville<br>The Three Stooges<br>BTTF<br>Rick and Morty<br>FF7 (OG + AC)<br>FF8<br>Spyro OG Trilogy<br>Alundra2<br>Power Rangers<br>The Neverending Story<br>Bonanza<br>John Wick (first movie)<br>Constantine<br>Buffy the Vampire Slayer<br>Big Wolf on Campus<br>Last Cuck Tonight with Johnny Trigger-Warning</font></div></div><br><br>Crossovers are <span class="bb-i"><span class="bb-s">always</span></span> awesome. Don't see something specific? Feel free to ask me about it!<br><br>Other things to know:<br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Hider">Hider [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I <span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-u">HATE</span></span> anime/manga inspired rp. I feel like they're tacky and unoriginal. Everybody wants to be a magical girl/boy/thing/pet whatever the actual. However, I don't hate anime/manga. Notable anime I like... pffffffft you! You're just gonna have to ask! I just prefer my stories to be more realistic. Story arcs NEED endings. None of this, "How long has Ash been 12? <span class="bb-i">Awhile</span>." Bullshit. You like anime/manga rp? That's fantastic! You be you, boo! Just don't expect me to get excited too.<br><br>I'm also not big on using anime art as my cs images, but I don't mind if you do.<br><br>Using colored text for, "Speech." In your post, <span class="bb-b">burns</span> my eyeballs. If you're a good writer (and hopefully with me you will be) I should be able to tell who the fuck is talking without color coded messages. Limited color emphasis is my friend! This is text I'm looking at, not a coloring book. But again, if you do this elsewhere, good for you! Have fun!<br><br>I'm sure by now you've noticed that I have a terrible sense of humor <span class="bb-s">and am cranky</span>. The whole sheep bit is <span class="bb-s">just a persona</span> who I am IRL, get over it! I try to be flexible with my partners so everybody is happy, but I know we all can't hold hands either! I try to not take life too cereal, you guise.<br><br>While I'm not looking for romance between our characters, I'm okay with sweet nothings between your characters for development. Our characters should remain platonic and anything beyond a hug or kiss between your characters should be time faded. When I do add fluff for character development, it's normally MxM or somewhere on the LGBTQIAA+ spectrum. I am not here to write smut or ERPs, so please don't ask.<br><br>In Real Life is ALWAYS the most important.<br>I understand that life gets in the way. Status updates would be nice before and during any hiatuses you may take. Life gets busy yes, but even a simple, "Well, shit!" would be greatly appreciated and of course, I would do the same.</div></div><br><br>Don't let my fluffy pink demeanor fool you. <br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Hider">Hider [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Looks can be deceiving. I'm 35. Knowing this, I prefer that you're <span class="bb-i">at least</span> 21+ for any <span class="bb-i">harder</span> themed stories. Gore, Murder etc. And any harder themed stories should <span class="bb-i">always</span> remain in PM or on Discord. Otherwise, I don't mind playing out stories with you, if you're only 18+. <br><br>I DO <span class="bb-s">NOT</span> HAVE A SWEARING PROBLEM.<br><br>My outter:<br><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExamY1OXRxb2UwdTMzM25nYTRjaDcwZG1oY29yN2dyNGcyeXFwOGFnaiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/vn779NMP49VSVFgu1t/giphy.gif" /><br><br>My inner:<br><img src="https://i.gifer.com/BkK2.gif" /><br><br>[insert some sort of fancy quote about <span class="bb-s">trans</span> <span class="bb-s">human</span> sheep rights and inner demons here]</div></div><br><br>pfffffffffffffffffffffffft<br><br>Nobody:<br>How many male OC do you have, Lexisheeps?!?<br><br>Me:<br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name=""> [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><img src="https://i.postimg.cc/fyZtN7Fn/imageedit-0-6828132063.gif" /><br><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/O-UfkZKKGc0?theme=dark" frameborder="0" width="496" height="279" allowfullscreen></iframe></div></div><br><br>What? You're still here??? OuO //tailwiggle<br><br>Pffffffffft <br>I HAVE A DECENT EXAMPLE OF MY WRITING?? :U<br><br>THIS SHIT IS ACTIVELY INTENSE: <br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/191426-the-dark-beyond/ic" title="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/191426-the-dark-beyond/ic">roleplayerguild.com/topics/191426-the…</a><br><span class="bb-i">In a safe pg-13 manner.</span><br>BECAUSE OF COURSE IT IS. I'm involved!</div></div><br><br><div class="bb-center"><font color="deeppink">Lexi</font><font color="pink">sheeps</font> bleated at your character,<br><font color="black">whoever you <span class="bb-i">may or may not</span> be,</font> "All packed and ready to go on our next adventure! <font color="#ff8f8f">B</font><font color="#ffe38f">a</font><font color="#c7ff8f">a</font><font color="#8fffab">a</font><font color="#8fffff">a</font><font color="#8fabff">a</font><font color="#c78fff">h</font><font color="#ff8fe3">.</font>" <br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/fLEnHfj.png" /><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/VzVXFG4.gif" /></div><br><br>The. <font color="deeppink"><sub>Sheep.</sub></font> <div class="bb-center">Was.</div><sup><div class="bb-right">Here.</div></sup><br><br><div class="bb-center"><font color="black">Our lands are threatened by an invisible force<br>The concept of hatred: both spoken and verse<br>Plaguing the people - it poisons the mind<br>Teaching to hate that which is not their "kind"<br><br>Not one with the undead<br>Nor fodder for the live and fiending<br>I'm a challenger of every horde<br>That would try to live by loathsome reason<br><br>Take me back to the times when it was safe<br>Back where the rivers flowed, free by the lakes<br><br>This rage shall not be tamed.</font><br><font color="pink"><div class="bb-h3">Mama, we <span class="bb-i">all </span>go to hell.</div></font><br><br><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/zh4gzV_x3UM?theme=dark" frameborder="0" width="496" height="279" allowfullscreen></iframe><br><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/VjkXdsG.png" /></div></div>