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Darkspawn tainted Mabari found wandering in the Deep Roads perhaps? Might be useful to have a Grey Warden hound who can sense Darkspawn coming by your side. It'd be a little mean towards Martin and Karras though, so best keep it on a short leash.


Actually Mangy could at some point accidentally consume the blood of darkspawn and end up as a gray warden hound.

I have a headcanon that Mangy is the second smartest party member(Etta's got claims on that title) so having him sense darkspawn and warn others of danger would be right up his ally.

Could actually have him start barking at grey wardens if they get too close to Martin or Karras because Mangy cares about his allies.
@vancexentan

Just for that I'm having Mangy interact with you.
"Wait, so they get to go fucking cowboy explorer and we stay here and guard?" Freddy said, before pausing ,"Fuckin SWEET! This is the first merc company I've been in that didn't make the 'legendary berserker hero' do all the scary shit! Thank fuck! I might actually deal with a reasonable amount of danger instead of being balls deep in death at all hours of the day! Thank you, Martin. Thank you. I love you. Marry me."

Freddy chuckled, before looking at them.

"Remember, work together. And don't you fuckwits dare leave anyone behind or I'll kill you myself. You're all of a melee bent, except possibly Etta, so rogues should take this unique opportunity to flank hardcore. Just remember, be careful. I actually like you despicable fucktards.

Now, I'ma guard shit. Martin, let's talk later."


Freddy then knuckle touched Etta, and walked off. Mangy stayed behind to bark some orders, seasoned commander that he was. Hopefully one of them was fereldan and could translate.

Afterwards, Mangy approached Gerard. He paused, before barking a few times. He then plopped down on his stomach in front of the mage.
I'll help describe the bard. :p

Think of every rogue-ish hero stereotype ever. Freaking save the lady, say a clever quip, do the ridiculously impossible and do it all in a sexy open shirt.

That's the sorta hero Marion was. She slew dragons, slept with a minor nature god, once slew a not-so-minor god of destruction, and has probably deflowered her own continent's worth of virgins.

Now, she is now retired. Her concerns are less "save the world" and more "Varric wtf you didn't even seduce that young maiden I raised you wrong boy." She wants to inspire her son to be the sort of hero she was.

Now, since Varric has had a considerably easier childhood than her, he's kinda spoiled. As rogueish as she is, Marion actually does NOT like some of Varric's pranks. Many are funny, she feels, but they really can be assholeish.

She's like an older ultra badass Varric who is actually responsible. She's the crazy awesome war veteran vodka ain't that you can trust with your kids.

Also, she loves to tell stories. Mythology, personal anecdotes, bold-faced lies, all her favorites.

Also, she always seems to be in a good mood. In combat, even. It's...actually kinda off putting. Like, one of her bffs could die in front her and she'd be like, "ha, villain! You may have roasted my son to death, but you'll notice that I'm the one who's really on fire!"

She just puts off emotions until she can talk about them with a friend.

Oh, also, she is the ultimate MILF. Seriously. The seduce is strong with this one.
@BlueAjah

Yep. I just figured Varric was that deep of a sleeper. He'll just be confused why Gwen is embarrassed later. :p
When Varric entered the main floor of the tavern, there was drama bubbling.

He yawned and stretched. He had just spent about five minutes listening to a story by Ezra. A rather silly story about a contessa street fighter who apparently gained the love of two minor nobles by drop kicking a shark.

Varric wondered about Ezra, then. For a little while they had kinda...skirted the line.

I mean, of course they fucked. Varric was pretty sure he'd made Ezra's lips bleed, Varric STILL wasn't walking straight, and Varric's whole neck was just one giant hickey, as did Ezra.

But actual emotion?

Varric liked Ezra. The man was his friend. He genuinely cared about him. But...it was the same issue with the flowers.

Varric didn't WANT to settle down. Maybe someday, but he had years till that would be okay.

From the chaos, Varric learned that Alixanna was missing. Varric quickly thought back. After a moment, he frowned.

This wasn't one of his pranks. He wasn't going to turn Alixanna invisible until tomorrow.

Oh Sweet Petal Princes. He formed a plan.

Step One, Find Guinevere
I can play Marian, and I will hopefully post soon. As sad as I am to see Snarl leave the rp, I'm glad we still have awesome co-gms. :D

Also, I like the idea of the flowers opening over the course of the mission. Can cause some badads moments.
@Snarl

Also you have to continue our pm part of the role play. :p
Not dead! :D
I am. Just had to recover from a five day bus journey. :p
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