"Brain parasites? If you ask me half the population of Hollywood has something weird up their brain. But you're on."
Casey watched her down another vodka.
"Damn look at those drinks go down, you'd think she'd be in a hurry to get out of here. Either that or she has a liver of steel." Casey mused.
He took another sip from his bourbon, he took his time. "Rushing good alcohol is a waste greater than anything. There's sober little children in Afrika you know?"
The same waiter walked past and Casey quickly halted him with a tug on his apron. He threw a friendly smile the waiters way. "At this rate we are going to need a lot booze, in many small glasses. Bring me a Highlander taste pallet could you?"
"I got to get her in the show at the same time as a big tough guy. My audience would love watching a hot little doll like that drink a lumberjack under the table."
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I figured, i used google translate as well. :P
So you gave charlie control over the golem. so I did the weirdest thing I could think off. Bury it.
Imagine that titan jumping out of the ground all of a sudden, cobblestones and dirt flying everywhere.
Note that charlie assumes the thing is perfectly hidden. He doesn't know one of the opposing wizards is an earth dragonslayer. So she may sense it's pressence or something.
If she does Ris will be so damn confused hehe.
So you gave charlie control over the golem. so I did the weirdest thing I could think off. Bury it.
Imagine that titan jumping out of the ground all of a sudden, cobblestones and dirt flying everywhere.
Note that charlie assumes the thing is perfectly hidden. He doesn't know one of the opposing wizards is an earth dragonslayer. So she may sense it's pressence or something.
If she does Ris will be so damn confused hehe.
A thousand insane plans went trough Charlies mind and it was clearly visible he could hardly contain himself with maniacle laughter.
Seconds later he realized he was containing himself while he had no reason to. A manic cackle that could chill bones and spoil milk could be heard echoing trough the square.
He emptied his bag into a pile and grabbed two flags, a large skull (which he placed on his head like a helmet), a shovel and a translation manual.
He stared at the golem for a few seconds, then in the manual for a few more.
"Garsin! Graben!"
The golem started to dig a hole in the middle of the square where Charlie pointed.
"Garsin! Halt! Sitzen"
The golem stopped digging and sat down. Charlie started to fill the hole back up while whistling a song about balloons. One he was done only a very small part of the head sticked out of the ground. He put the flags beside them and sat down on top of it like he was meditating.
"I'll be sitting here. You might notice this is a terrible hiding spot. But as many will agree I tend to draw attention. You kids won't have much trouble hiding."
Charlie explained as he was looking up the command words for "arise and kill everything not wendigo."
Seconds later he realized he was containing himself while he had no reason to. A manic cackle that could chill bones and spoil milk could be heard echoing trough the square.
He emptied his bag into a pile and grabbed two flags, a large skull (which he placed on his head like a helmet), a shovel and a translation manual.
He stared at the golem for a few seconds, then in the manual for a few more.
"Garsin! Graben!"
The golem started to dig a hole in the middle of the square where Charlie pointed.
"Garsin! Halt! Sitzen"
The golem stopped digging and sat down. Charlie started to fill the hole back up while whistling a song about balloons. One he was done only a very small part of the head sticked out of the ground. He put the flags beside them and sat down on top of it like he was meditating.
"I'll be sitting here. You might notice this is a terrible hiding spot. But as many will agree I tend to draw attention. You kids won't have much trouble hiding."
Charlie explained as he was looking up the command words for "arise and kill everything not wendigo."
Let us get his party started.
I watch as the guest slowly start pouring in, most of them I've never seen before. Weird.
Many of them seem to have embraced their supernatural side though. Spirit of Hallow's Eve I guess.
That reminds me, I'm invited at uncle Sam's house tomorrow like always. Maybe I can pick up a cool gift tonight?
Immortality would definitely be a jaw dropper. He'd be so proud.
Saren aproaches and asks about Ashley.
"Hell if I know." I lie. Pun intended.
I'll deal with Ashley later. When the cavalry comes in.
Talking about dealing, the chick in the corner looks like she might be a witch. And she's throwing back those drinks like a champ.
Maybe I should have spiked them? Who am I kidding, this is a school dance! I bet most guys here have a flash of their dads cheap liquor hidden on their person.
Oh well, let's put an end to this top-pop music misery and get with the actual music.
I climb up on the stage and turn on the computer and grab my guitar. Hard to believe I couldn't find a single other student capable of playing an instrument. In all fairness I was too lazy to properly look anyways. Oh well the computer drum-kit will have to do.
Before I start some theatrics. I turn on the smoke machine and open a portal to a cave in the rain-forest somewhere I know well for just this occasion. The song that was playing ends and I cut the feed. Suddenly for a few seconds the hall goes silent.
The moment my bass starts to drone a hypnotic tune I can hear the waves echo into the cave behind me.
"Ladies and gentleman please! Would you bring your attention to me?"
Smoke creeps past my feet off the stage and onto the dance floor.
"For a feast for your eyes to see. An explosion of catastrophe"
A massive torrent of fruit bats rushes past me into the ballroom.
"Like nothing you've ever seen before. Watch closely as I open this door."
My hair is swept into my face and I can't see anything but leathery wings for a few seconds.
"Your jaws will be on the floor. After this you'll be begging for more."
I can hear the cheers of awe at my opening performance, and grin like only a devil can.
Many of them seem to have embraced their supernatural side though. Spirit of Hallow's Eve I guess.
That reminds me, I'm invited at uncle Sam's house tomorrow like always. Maybe I can pick up a cool gift tonight?
Immortality would definitely be a jaw dropper. He'd be so proud.
Saren aproaches and asks about Ashley.
"Hell if I know." I lie. Pun intended.
I'll deal with Ashley later. When the cavalry comes in.
Talking about dealing, the chick in the corner looks like she might be a witch. And she's throwing back those drinks like a champ.
Maybe I should have spiked them? Who am I kidding, this is a school dance! I bet most guys here have a flash of their dads cheap liquor hidden on their person.
Oh well, let's put an end to this top-pop music misery and get with the actual music.
I climb up on the stage and turn on the computer and grab my guitar. Hard to believe I couldn't find a single other student capable of playing an instrument. In all fairness I was too lazy to properly look anyways. Oh well the computer drum-kit will have to do.
Before I start some theatrics. I turn on the smoke machine and open a portal to a cave in the rain-forest somewhere I know well for just this occasion. The song that was playing ends and I cut the feed. Suddenly for a few seconds the hall goes silent.
The moment my bass starts to drone a hypnotic tune I can hear the waves echo into the cave behind me.
"Ladies and gentleman please! Would you bring your attention to me?"
Smoke creeps past my feet off the stage and onto the dance floor.
"For a feast for your eyes to see. An explosion of catastrophe"
A massive torrent of fruit bats rushes past me into the ballroom.
"Like nothing you've ever seen before. Watch closely as I open this door."
My hair is swept into my face and I can't see anything but leathery wings for a few seconds.
"Your jaws will be on the floor. After this you'll be begging for more."
I can hear the cheers of awe at my opening performance, and grin like only a devil can.
hey look the site's back up! lots to read...
"Well that all checks out then."
Charlie inspected Ander.
"I assume you have a plan for that? I suggest we set a few traps and hide our forces in the ruins of these houses here.
Charlie pointed at the houses that surrounded the town square they where standing in. Houses that were fine and not in ruins at all.
Charlie inspected Ander.
"I assume you have a plan for that? I suggest we set a few traps and hide our forces in the ruins of these houses here.
Charlie pointed at the houses that surrounded the town square they where standing in. Houses that were fine and not in ruins at all.
I'm lost now, wasn't someone going to draw a map?
I was already waiting on him outside when you moved him. I figured you'd stick around for a few more posts.
Charlie followed the golem mimicking its stomping movement.
Jared and Charlie walk up on a large town square, it's completely deserted. Clever civilians.
The hooded man sat on a vantage point and could see them clearly.
Charlie stepped up and with the subtlety of a brick to the face he shouted.
"You've got 20 seconds ta 'dentify yerself or they're goin' ta bury what's left of ye in a soup can!"
Ciskel was being dragged around at high speeds, but he was too stubborn to admit that would bother him so he pretended to still be sleeping.
Charlie acted pretty much like Algon expected him to, nothing the others couldn't handle. Nothing Ander couldn't handle.
Algon was watching events unfold trough a vision lacrima that Jared had connected to a lacrima embeded into the helmet of his golem for him.
He made a mental note of rewarding Jared for that idea, this would be very amusing indeed.
Jared and Charlie walk up on a large town square, it's completely deserted. Clever civilians.
The hooded man sat on a vantage point and could see them clearly.
Charlie stepped up and with the subtlety of a brick to the face he shouted.
"You've got 20 seconds ta 'dentify yerself or they're goin' ta bury what's left of ye in a soup can!"
Ciskel was being dragged around at high speeds, but he was too stubborn to admit that would bother him so he pretended to still be sleeping.
Charlie acted pretty much like Algon expected him to, nothing the others couldn't handle. Nothing Ander couldn't handle.
Algon was watching events unfold trough a vision lacrima that Jared had connected to a lacrima embeded into the helmet of his golem for him.
He made a mental note of rewarding Jared for that idea, this would be very amusing indeed.
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