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When the Kebabs are defeated I'm taking all their hashish...for medicinal use that is.
@Giant: Historically yes that should be happening, but this game has been rather ahistorical thus far so i do not know. GM's call. Also nothing personal intended by in game rhetoric, just felt like posting something not related to Europe.


Excerpt from an address to the nation delivered by Pedro Santana, Great Emancipator, Liberator of the Nation, Governor-General of Santo Domingo, and President of the Dominican Republic


Fellow compatriots, it should come to no great surprise that President Mariano Ospina of the Confederación Granadina is not only a liar, but also a hypocrite; a regular Judas in filthy rags. When not decrying unconfirmed ills supposedly perpetuated by Mother Spain, Ospina is content in whoring his kinfolk out to Yankee and Brazilian imperialists; his lack of dignity about the aforementioned process frankly makes me keel over in painful convulsions.

Having greedily sucked the tit of the wretched Simón Bolívar dry Ospina repaid the favor by driving the man to his death; while, I Pedro Santana a loyal subject of the Spanish Crown have no love for General Bolívar, he at least deserved to die honorably rather than be poisoned by New Granada traitors. To expound further there is no doubt that in my mind that Ospina was in fact behind the dastardly plot to kill his former mentor; it is well established that repaying cruelty with cruelty is the modus operandi of the black hearted.

Ospina and those of his ilk would like to collectively force us under the bloody hatchet of the Haitians once again and for that I curse them…right now my voice echoes throughout the halls of Paradise and will bring down angels of divine justice against those that wish to do this great nation or Mother Spain harm…

Reino de España (Kingdom of Spain)

Plus Ultra

While the Kingdom of Spain bemoans the escalation of armed conflict as peace is what a true servant of Jesus Christ strives for we will not besmudge the collective honor of our subjects by abandoning our allies in there time of need. Thusly I issue this declaration of war against the Ottoman and Austrian Empires, their Kingdoms and Subjects to be executed in all my dominions by sea and land. In these times of tribulation I am reminded of a Psalm my late father Ferdinand VII was fond of:

“Keep Thou not silence, O God; hold not Thy peace, and be not still, O God.
For lo, Thine enemies make a tumult, and they that hate Thee have lifted up the head.
They have taken crafty counsel against Thy people, and consulted against Thy hidden ones”


May these words forever ring true.

- Por la gracia de Dios y la Constitución de la Monarquía española, Reina de las Españas
Byrd Man said
Did Franz Joseph just fucking quote Pulp Fiction?!


Byrd Man said
Why? Everyone seemed to love to stick their dick in the ACW at the beginning of it.


The Mediterranean Pact

I. It is hereby declared that the Kingdom of Italy, Kingdom of Spain, and Kingdom of Greece shall be joined together into a military alliance, obligated to come to each others aid in the event of a war declared upon or by any signatory nation.

II. It is hereby declared that all signatory nations will allow each other open military access to each others lands, along with fleet basing right in all ports associated to signatory nations.

III. It is hereby declared that all signatory nations will allow free trade with each other in order to stimulate both economic growth and improve the ties of friendship that bind us together from this moment forth.

IV. In the event of war, all signatory nations will act together as a joint naval force in the Mediterranean Sea or abroad if need be in order to more effectively safeguard the interests of all signatory nations.

V. The Kingdoms of Italy and Spain shall both be considered equal "senior" members of this alliance, with the Kingdom of Greece being considered a "junior" member until all senior members agree that Greece is ready to join them.

VI. A junior member is allowed all the same privileges discussed in this treaty with the following exceptions;
I. Should a junior member declare war upon another nation without the approval of all senior members, the senior members are not obligated to come to their aid. All members however will rush to the aid of a junior member should someone instigate a war against them.
II. A junior member is not required to come to the aid of a senior member should they instigate a war, as it is only fair considering the terms of sub-article I.
III. A junior member may not vote on the entry of another nation into the Mediterranean Pact, although the senior nations will take their hear them out and consider their opinion.

VII. In order for another nation to gain entry into The Mediterranean Pact, it must be a unanimous decision by all senior members.

VIII. The Mediterranean Pact is subject to being amended provided all senior members agree with the amendment being made.

IX. All signatory nations are henceforth disallowed from signing any military alliance with another nation unless granted express permission of all other nations involved in the Pact.

X. Should any nation wish to leave The Mediterranean Pact they are free to do so, but lose all benefits associated with being a member of the pact and face possible retaliation if they are to leave in a hostile manner which threatens the stability of other members of the Pact.

[X] King Vittorio Emanuele Maria Alberto Eugenio Ferdinando Tommaso of Italy
[X] Queen Isabella II of Spain
[X] King Otto of Greece


I have already conquered Britain do you not see my soldiers collecting shells as spoils of war.
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