Autocrata floated outside the ruined mansion and opened the improvised wooden mail post that was visited by a pelipper some minuted ago. finding the precious mail that hopefully would bring rescue mission that the Bad Rulers could do in order to gain some money and kill some boredom in the meantime. However, the glowing yellow eyes of the lampent turned into a disappointed expression at the contents of the receptacle. Upon returning to the abandoned mansion, the rest of the team was waiting expectant and with hopes of some action awaiting for them, Déspota approached by jumping several times on a chair and when he was close enough he smiled and said
"So, any good missions? Which idiotic pokemon has fallen now into a ravine this time?"
With some hesitation, Autócrata handed the papers to the banette and answered
"See for yourself, but promise you won't break something in your anger this..."
She didn't finish before the banette launched a shadow claw and created a hole in the closest wall
"I DIDN'T DO NOTHING WRONG! I WAS TRYING TO SAVE THE LIFE OF THAT POKEMON!"
Tirano floated above the head of his boss and tried to suppress a chuckle, unsuccessfully
"Remember that Autócrata told us not to tie and gag that pokemon we were supposed to rescue because he could sue us later? What an irony!"
Passing through one wall a rotom appeared at such speed at it seemed to be in several places at the same time, probably because it was using double team at the moment. Dictador, that was its name, just started to gravitate around Déspota and laughed loudly with Tirano, which promptly caused the banette to hit both in the head to cease the mockery.
"Whatever, it was her the one who ended up helping the most because the screams of the kid were too much to handle apparently"
Throwing her arms in the airs she let out a long sigh in signal of pain, she showed her disgust just by remembering the horrible experience and tried to change the subject
"WHATEVER! Point is that we got no missions, without missions we got no money and without money... Well, we are actually really fine without money, why do we do these missions again?"
The rest of the team answer at the same time "Boredom. Also repairing this dumpster" and the lampent said to herself something among the line of "oh, of course, that...". Some uncomfortable minutes of silence followed before Dictador broke it with its strident electronic voice
"What now, boss?"
"Arg, if we were a explorers team instead of an outdated rescue team we would have more request. But I really don't want to work for that pink fat wigglytuff."
An idea popped in the mind of Déspota in that moment
"Wait a moment, didn't the explorers at the Treasure Town had like a bunch of missions they could do just by checking a message board? How about we go there and sneakily snatch some missions from them and get the reward for ourselves?"
Tirano raised the thin line of his eye (shorta like raising an eyebrow) and asked
"Wait, isn't that illegal and wrong?"
The team stayed silent for a few moment before bursting in guffaws at the unison. In the middle of the laughter,Autócrata said
"Oh, that's a good one. Anyway, let's get going."
After some traveling from the treeshroud forest, assaulting and mugging some pokemon on the way, they finally arrived at the treasure town and they took a big detour to appear from behind the wigglytuff guild, climbing the mountain behind it was no sweat for a group of floating ghost pokemon. Upon entering, by falling forcefully down the stairs and jumping in the middle of the room, Déspota shouted
"Okay! I've heard you idiots get to get some sweet missions and we want to get some for ourselves, so point us to them ipso facto!"
Tirano whispered to the banette trying not to break his bad dude appearance
"Pss, what was about sneakily snatching the missions?"
"I'm a master of improvising, not planning. This idea is flawless."
"Yeah but..."
"FLAWLESS!"