ArenaSnow

Hello There~

Two of your posts are unlikely to be replied to.

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^ If it's two weeks old for the last post in the entire thread, you can safely assume the thread is dead. Two months and you are very unlikely to be replied to at all.

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^ Standard procedure on the forum is to use the three tabs to set up the roleplay. You posted an introductory post in the OOC tab, which would otherwise go in the IC tab. Your post has no OOC information; until OOC information is provided, people will generally be warded away. Basic information included in the OOC is an idea of the plot, what kind of characters you are looking for, a character sheet (if applicable) and more of an idea what the context is. Without these things, people will generally stay away. Additionally, the best way to find people is to browse interest check sections for up and coming roleplays, which are most likely open to new folks and more likely to get you attention.

The 1x1 forum is one place where you can get matches somewhat easily. The group roleplay sections I find to be more often hit and miss cases.

Generally speaking, people on this site plan before posting, which means a few steps taken beforehand. Jump-in is not too common here, especially in any place outside of the free forum (and even then, your results are best if you spend some time in the interest check section first).

I can throw a few guides out to ya for an idea on how to navigate the site and therefore get partners easier.

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New to this site but not roleplay!

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Hello There~

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Finish the Sentence, Create a Story

There once was a man, who is well known in his city. His name was John but on weekends it was Britney. On Sundays, his name was Carl. The rest of the time, it was 'dumbass'. And he has two things that always accompany him, a list of names and a worn-out red marker. It would surprise you to know that, while it went against the expected function, the marker was not for writing on paper.

Morning light filled the hospital, the smell of death hung in the air. The pale walls shone wetly. Above Dumbass's bed hung a portrait of the Quartermaster of the KSR, and by his nightstand was a comb and a brush and a bowl full of mush. John had ended up with a broken hip after tripping himself at the stair. Or, at least that's what he told the Doctors had broken his hip. In fact, it had been something far more sinister; autohypnotic asphyxiation. Heading back home, he saw, that the mayor's car had been entirely covered in cling film. Confused by his misadventures, he decided that a live tentacle porn show was the next best option.

He proceeded to go to the fishmongers, and detail precisely what his plan was. The Fishmonger agreed,

"Fourty dollars for fifteen minutes sounds fair." Dumbass reached into his pocket to find that he had forgotten his wallet at home.

"Do you accept IOUs?" Dumbass raised two middle fingers and asked. As a result, he received a look of disgust and a kick in the nuts. Swearing revenge Dumbass crawled away, winded and bruised. On top of that, he was slightly bemused. However, he appeared to have the upper hand as, with a devious smile, he pulled a remote control from his pocket. He pressed the button, and cursed out loud. Then he saw something he could not describe. It was a horrifying, yet beautiful, visage of his old dirty dog named Lasagna. Lasagna looked like it was going to bite off his... well... it's a delicate place.That delicate place is his head, the dog jumped into the air holding a flamethrower and somehow seemed both willing and able to use it.

"Don't attack me," cried the topless porn star who had just stepped into the madness.

Christmas Gift Game

A giant, curved draconic dildo.

Post a random fact about yourself.

I exist. Maybe. I still need to google it.